When she says

Yea man don't you just love that haha

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When she says
>Don't pull out yet. Let's just lay like this for a while.

Alright I already haha posted. But seriously this happens to me with my gf. But I like just being inside her for a long time without cumming. What kind of pill is tantric sex?

> when she cums from your tongue so now you know it’s time to pork
> when she’s so sensitive from already cumming once that she just keeps cumming the whole time you’re boning her
> when you nut deep inside her as she trashes from mind melting multiple orgasmic tremors with her legs wrapped around your mid-back like a vice

>putting your tongue where 300 other dicks minimum have been

absolutely disgusting

its cus i have 5” for girth

kill me

>umph user your ass is so much tighter than my ex's

>when you're about to cum and she says "harder, don't stop"

I never listen when they this. If I am on the edge, I am cumming. Fuck it.

I fucking love it. Eating out some slutty club girl’s shaved pussy and asshole. Yeah. Turns me into a monster.

When she says
>......

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i was banging a single mom from behind and about to cum when her kid walked in and i looked that little faggot in the eyes while nutting and pulling her hair so she didn't notice. he was like 3 i think. i don't know when they start walking and talking. he hated me after that

>ITS PAINAL TIME

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>When you're supposed to have sex with the girl you love but you can't get hard the first time because you're a 22 virgin (which she doesn't know) so you convince her it's anxiousness and you both laugh it off, but then you try to have sex 3 more times and you can't get fucking hard while the girl you love is naked on top of you so she ends up leaving you because she thinks you're unable to fuck her and pleasure her, but pretends it's because of some other stupid reason to not hurt your feelings and then you desperately try to get her back over the next few months and you manage to piss her off so much she blocks you on everything and now you're thinking about her every day even a year and a half later because she's the only girl you ever loved, swearing how you'll go fuck whores and practice sex and then come back and rock her world but you still didn't do anything and you're still a 6'3 buffed good looking 23 year old virgin loser that pretends like he's experienced with sex and tells people he fucked before but is actually a big bitch haha

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Nigga after the second time you fucking tell her the truth. If you're lucky she'll stay when that's the issue, she definitely won't if she thinks you just have ED.

Just tell her it's not your fault, it's that she is fat.

Based hahaposter

the first girl i was with i was a 23 yo virgin and i told her. few hours after telling her she was fucking me and i couldnt keep it up. she took the condom off and sucked on my ear and did other shit like that until i nutted inside. she loved the fact that she took my virginity. you should have just told her

>"haha i'm such a kinky girl you can basically do anything with me ;)"
>how about anal
>"eewww not that"

Stupid whores.

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Gf told me she would never do anal. We eventually got to the point where we would fall asleep spooning, with my dick in her ass.

Pls giff details on how.

Build trust and don't pressure.

Why is Jow Forums just a bunch of losers? I thought you were the Chad board

>"tee heee I'm kinky"
>Well, ok. Suspension bondage in my power cage? Hot wax?
>ghosts me afterwards

I guess some people do need a quick 101 on what is kinky and what is pretty much normal everyday vanilla.

STD’s freak me the fuck out bro. That’s what prevents me from boning sluts. You should be careful mate

Man idfk either. I wanna try out some egg vibrator stuff with my gf but idk how she'd feel about it. Same with maybe some anal with the egg. I think that'd be hot

you realize how everyone ITT is talking about how much sex they have right

Yeah, we really won the special Olympics.

>Guy and lady at a bar
>Both recently divorced
>Get to talking
>Guy says exwife divorced him cus he was too kinky
>Lady says "OMG me too. Exhusbando couldn't handle my kinkiness. You should come back to my place."
>They arrive at her place
>She says "Just give me a minute to get ready" and enters the bathroom.
>She comes out a while later in latex and wearing a ballgag.
>The man is leaving
>She says "Where are you going?"
>"I already shit in your purse and fucked you cat."

>caring about her pleasure

Beta filth.

When girls say they're kinky they mean I like my ass slapped and my hair pulled. Which is basically what every girl likes.

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user the average dick length is 5.5".

They really are stupid

>with a bitch from the gym
>just got back to my place after the gym
>she never showers at the gym, I do
>teehee come shower with me user
>...ok
>immediate dry humping and groping
>she gets on her knees and starts sucking me off
>while she's sucking me off I move the shampoos out of the way so I can carry her using the wall as leverage
>hear gagging out of nowhere
>look down and shes coughing
>you ok?
>yeah it feels like I'm drowning
>before I can grab her arm and pick her up she's immediately back to sucking my dick

afterwards she kept saying it was like she was drowning or like that involuntary movement where you suck air , dumb bitch was exhausted when I finally got her up.

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That happens a lot but once I had a girl ask if I was open minded. Of course I said yes.

Later on in her place she pulled out elbow length surgical gloves, needles and a jar. She wanted to tie me down, tease me, and continuously draw blood from my dick so I couldn't get hard.

I literally punched her in the face and ran out.

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Oh no no no no...

>tfw she says i love you

i miss my ex. she was 5', flat chested, huge ass big hips, big beautiful hazel eyes. My 6.3inch dick filled her so good i had to be careful at first during sex (except when she was super horny and told me to go balls deep). Made her cum so easily, I learned exactly what she liked. Fuck me man.

nice larp

Careful doing anal stuff with egg vibes. They can uh.
Disappear.
Start out just doing it at home or whatever before you go to a restaurant or mall or whatevs. You can get an inexpensive relatively good one at lovehoney.

>circumcisedfags will NEVER know this feel

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Imagine cutting your dick off because the rabbi tells you to and you're not even fucking jewish.

>"awwfucking cum in me"
M-my favorite haha

most unrealistic post ITT
>but that's my fetish

Lmao nothing against anteater bros but do you actually believe this

cirp.org/library/sex_function/bensley1/
>Presence of the movable foreskin makes a difference in foreplay, being more arousing to the female.
Women reported they were about twice as likely to experience orgasm if the male partner had a foreskin.4

I mean it's true when rawdogging. Most girls are grossed out cause it's uncommon in the states, but in my experience it gives you more leeway with size. I think there's a size obession in the US cause circumcised dicks pull out a bunch of the natural lube. I'm mediocre with a condom but I'm a god when I go in raw as an anteater

You’re right. However the odds of getting something from oral are pretty low I have excellent hygiene in there with no bloody gums or anything. I’m a little more careful when it comes to dick in vagina.

no larping breh

Lemme tell you the best sex i ever had, was plain normal missionary. What made it unforgettable for me is the fact that as i was thrusting she looked me right in the fucking eyes, into my soul and just told me that she loved me. I told her i loved her back and that was the biggest orgasm ii ever had. I layed ther on top of her breathing while she was playing with the back of my hair.

Intimate sex is always the best and most memorable.

nice larp

when she says
>I don't care if you come inside just don't stop
haha it's the best

Just watch your back man. That stuff can ruin you for life.

Now I miss my ex. We never dated but we fucked for over a month and I really liked her, but I dumped her like a retard because I’m insecure. She was super short, blonde, fat ass and tits, slightly thicc but slim at the same time. She’s hot as fuck for an 18 year old but she’s one of those girls you know she’ll be fat when their older. She was the “hot girl” in my grade and I felt legendary boning her.
We fucked like rabbits. Haven’t had sex in 6 months....

Ok and if the logic from the post I referenced is good, cut fags and anteater fags both can't finish chicks. 2x0=0. Clearly untrue. Even if I were willing to take that study as gospel that does not mean circumsized penises are incapable of causing female orgasm. Being good at fucking is obviously more important than foreskins. Anecdotally I have a sizable cut dick and I have never struggled to finish a girl outside of admittedly cumming far too quickly as a virgin and for ~5 goes from there

You made the right choice. You are too young to be tied down. Financial independence is the most important thing. Use your time to free yourself from wagecuckery.

I havent had sex since first week of october. I dont want to be one of those losers that cant get over an ex after 2 years or something.

wow on Jow Forums with a sizable dick and being good at fucking always making girls orgasm gee you dont say

wow a 4channer fucking the "hot girl" at his middle school gee you dont say

This happened to me once. I was just supposed to give her a ride to the airport and when I went to her hotel room to carry shit out she laid on her bed and said I want you to do whatever you want to me. I told her I just wanted to take her to the airport and it was the most awkward drive ever.

You will become what you focus on. You're doomed.

The average is 6”? This is very unsettling.

I have to disagree my guy. I go raw and do not have issues with getting her off. I can concede that I can't know if it would be easier with a foreskin but I can't comment on the mechanics of how that might be. What I can comment on is that it is not a struggle for me now as a cut

based

is it too late to change? Its been a little over a month after we broke up. I havent thought about her a lot like i did the first few weeks.

This isn't Jow Forums you mong. 4channel sfw kike shit now. Lol this place is normiecore and you can't expect purely obese sadfags to frequent

Kek

You better have hobbies. One to make money. One to create stuff.

Similar story. Friend of mine I'd had the hots for for a long time asked if I wanted to hang out after work, which we did a couple of times a week for like a decade. I'd long since moved her into the sister-friend category.
I walked to her house and she was laying naked on her couch, and said 'I know you want to fuck me.'
We had sex and immediately afterwards felt the deepest goddamn revulsion I ever have felt in my life like I'd fucked a sibling.

are you me haha
hahaha

>when she says nothing at all because she is one of my hands

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I am 5'9 with 7.7 in dick AMA

>when she fills your ass with her cum

Oh I meant anal with the egg vibe in her vagina. However, note taken. I'll get a cheap one and practice with her.

Literally just get her ontop and have her grind her clit rather than than thrust and she will cum.

What if my hobby counts for both

Fag

Eat the box

fucking kek. choked at this pic

fucking kek

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>not cumming first and blaming her for not putting enough effort, damaging her psychologically and conditioning her to seek your approval further

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>When you accidentally rip her perineum but she is drunk so hasn't felt / noticed it yet and is still making thot noises.

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>being this much of a cuck

You need to have a more experience girl give you some sloppy head until you're hard then sit on it.

other dicks minimum have been
Reminder incels believe this

>he still believes in STDs

women hate men that try too hard to please them. they want to get fucked by an alpha who doesn't care about them

But people who are circumcised last longer

and redpilled

This but unironically.

god Dammit I know this feel

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