How do you respond in this situation without coming across as an insecure bitch?

By not looking like The Dude from big lebowski.

The only correct answer.

gotta look like based walter

Why'd they make aqua man a dunecoon? Does dc really hate making money/good movies?

Break up with that nasty cunt the moment she suggests the photo, and don’t pose in it.

You can tell by looking at her face that she has uneven flappy triangle tits and weird blemishes on her body that are hard to ignore cause she’s so pasty.

Literally just be in shape and decent looking

Wasn’t the original post about how the boyfriend wouldn’t allow her to take the photo with just the actor? Sounds to me like the boyfriend was too much of a insecure faggot

Literally this. Any chad can be logged as easily as any beta the only difference is chad knows to choose his battles and never put himself in that position in the first place.

That honestly makes a lot more sense than the imagined scenario.

Literally stab him in the groin.

You'll be famous, and prison has loads of lifting time, fun gangs to join, cheap roids, and a better selection of boipussy in prison than that rancid cow.

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No, Jason tells the story behind the picture on the Graham Norton Show and none of which you mentioned in your post is a part of it. Good try.

Start sucking on his fingers 2bh.

What is this gentleman's name? Does he own a business?

His name is Creed and he sells mead.

Take a picture where you push away your gf whil you hold him. Shows you have a sense of humour and that you have the situation under control.

The bugs bunny approach. He can't mog you if you're insane.

>How do you respond in this situation without coming across as an insecure bitch?

If you're a fat basedboy going to dc larp conventions that won't be a problem, only good thing about the whip is that you won't feel the 1000th lash

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offer him my 4/10 gf to talk based Zack into releasing the Snyder cut

Haha gonna try the bugs bunny approach more often since my manlet condition.

and? what's the story? clearly if the show's aired we already missed it

Do you have no self respect?

Hold up a tinder match while they're taking the photo

Dab on the bitch with based Jason

He is Samoan. He is an actual aquanigger.

these

>heightmogged
>facemogged
>forearm-mogged
>famemogged
>moneymogged
>statusmogged
>get shoved aside in a gesture of dismissal and humiliation while he literally lays hands on your girl

in a situation like that there is no way out. the only winning move is not to play, which means either avoid being around chads altogether (beta move) or not getting with girls who will gladly shit on you and degrade you for fun at the first opportunity they get.

Literally this

by ripping his pants off and mounting him in a display of dominance
then when I'm a done, call him a fag for crying

If you weren’t a cuck faggot your girl wouldn’t even dream of doing this. Make sure you’re not a needy bitch and remember you’re the man she works for you. If you treat women with respect they’ll run all over you. This doesn’t mean you have to treat them like shit it just means you have to act in a way which estabilishes you’re in charge

>Jason Momoa is 6'4" 235lb
>MFW 6'5" 225lb
I'd give him a hearty handshake

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Why is Jow Forums so insecure?

hueheuehue

It's war out here, bruh

>not having a back up girl to give attention to

Why waste time with a woman who wants to see you humiliated publically
Like that?

Is this the new way to separate the alphas from the betas?

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>no, we're not waiting in line for 3 hours for a photograph. We're getting food, then we're going home.

It doesnt need to be elaborate, just effective

the face the fags do

Meh, i walk up to you in the street with a nice warm bowl of fresh shit, you dont have to accept it.

I have no sympathy for a man who willingly does this. It does show how beaten down and broken the average man is though.

Keep lifting, keep mentally sharp, allow no one to take away your dignity as a human being.

Redpilled

>not being intimidated
>while being dominated

okay now go in your corner and think about what you just said

by mogging him

you'll have to kill him dude theres no other way

Stand behind him and put your hand on his bicep, smile for the birdie.

falling for stupid tests

>user I am gonna get a pic with aquaman
>sure

wow that was hard
if stage 2
>arent you jealous? ^ω^
>haha, it's just his job, like would he ever

A healthy dose of psychological violence to get back down to reality

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How about finding a gf/wife who wouldn't do this? There are girls out there who don't like being touched unless it's by their man. If that's not the case, then be a fucking man and say NO if pictures like this bother you. Girls get wet when you tell them no and do what you please. That's the reason why they never say where they want to go out, they literally want you do decide and take them where ever you want.

Cool story bro

going to a comic-con and paying for autographs will make you a bitch by default

found the fakecel normaltrash, fuck off to reddit retard

threatening them

DONT MAKE ME SUCK YOUR DICK

ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES

Some are loyal because you pay better

There are plenty of people all across this website who are beta as fuck but wouldn't stand for this. This is something else entirely, its baffling

correct! we have a winner!

This

Consider suicide reddit

Find a hot actress and take the same photo but with roles reversed

I read the reddit posts of this photo and read the hundreds of comments on this, im very confused by peoples reactions to this. How can people have such low self respect, how did these people get fucking girlfriends in the first place?
Maybe you can argue he's so confident in his relationship that this doesn't bother him, fine, but its still willingly placing yourself into an emasculating position, do these people have no shame?

I simply wouldn't get in such situation, that's it.

>every interaction in society can be rooted back to primal mating displays
Bruh you been watching too much nat geo.

Based cuckold knowing his place. Other cucks should do the same.

Every interaction doesn't have to be rooted in a primal mating display, but this situation certainly is. Put yourself in the guys shoes, if you don't feel emasculated just thinking about that you need serious fucking help.

Look at the quality of these bitches... kek

I'll be honest I can't relate to that guy at all but I'm not quick to make assumptions about him or his situation. I can see how this is construed as humor. Do you think that actor is even interested in his woman? She's not even cute. Literally not worth his load when he could spend it on so many better prospects. The whole situation is framed by a television persona in a fictional series anyways. The guy doing the photo shoot is doing it in character. Getting an ego ding from this situation is like getting an ego boost from strippers or taking a picture with a porn star. Its all made up its all fantasy they dont like you they don't want you. They wouldnt be there with you at all without the paycheck.

dont agree to it.
dump the bitch that suggested it.

pretty much it.

Tits or gtfo

You think this has no effect on the girls? Of course the dudes know its all just stupidity but I am sure the girls have no respect for those guys,

>see someone stating misinformation that they're clearly not confident about because they phrased it as a question
>instead of correcting it just write a smug post "WRONG YOU CAN FIND OUT WHY ON THIS EPISODE"
What a fag

day of the rope won't be gentle with you

>T.

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>There are girls out there who don't like being touched unless it's by their man.

And Chad, of course, but he can do it, right? It's no big deal

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Of course Mamoa doesn't want to fuck her. Its more to do with voluntarily putting yourself into an emasculating position and taking a photo of it and feeling no sense of shame or weakness. It is baffling to me that someone would do that to themselves and I know for a fact my girlfriend would take zero pleasure in acting out this type of dynamic with me playing the part of a weak beta male.

Probably not but then I wouldn't be with their type anyways. I've never been in the situation where my girl asked to do something like this. I have a very low tolerance or patience for moody, bitchy, or disrespectful women. I weed them out quick even if they're initially flirty or friendly or if they're nice to me but cunts to others. Sometimes if they're nice to me I'll keep them in a friend zone but I would never date or hook up with them its too much drama. High maintenance women are my biggest turn off tbqh. I go for quiet, shy, bookish, and church going. I masturbate to get the thot urges out.

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>Probably not but then I wouldn't be with their type anyways. I've never been in the situation where my girl asked to do something like this.

Me neither, probably because I am a khv 27yo incel

>do stupid and gay shit
>your girl keeps begging you for a mmf
>tells you she wants to snow ball you because itd be soooo hot to taste cum together
Lmao what's the move there? Suck his dick first to establish dominance?
Bummer dude

My girl stays inside and doesn't touch random men wallahi

By sucking his fingers. Wouldn't that be so funny haha

Best response would to move his hand to your titty and pose seductively. Bonus points for man boobs

yes the "dress up as a girl and kiss them" approach works every time

It was probably his idea to get the picture taken like that.

You'll be known as the man who gutted fish boy.

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>tell her whatever pose we do with him we have to do with cat woman haha
>She's like ok haha cat woman's cute haha
>find out your girl is a freak supreme
>keep egging her on
>wind up travelling on the EDM festival circuit having crazy molly fueled orgies around the country

by pretending to be enraged and posing like you are about to challenge him to a duel in a comedic fashion.

comedy solves everything.

lick his hand like a pure alpha

Any of you faggots have any experience cucking these onions bois?
Please share

Lmao reminds me of get him to the greek

Fpbp