Has being Jow Forums gotten you laid?

Has being Jow Forums gotten you laid?

If so, tell the story

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yes

the story is i got fit and then i had sex

>Lose half my body weight
>Gaining muscle
Still waiting for the sex to come easier.

Yes

Tinder thots love a fit guy.

It gets me laid constantly. I was already intelligent and well endowed— being Jow Forums has made tinder like a buffet.

I'm meeting a 16yo grill from tinder in literally less than three hours from right now.

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No and it's fucking infuriating.

I put all my heart into lifting to get a 2x BW bench and 600 deadlift and become strong and powerful and there is literally 0 difference in how women perceive me.

I wish I was born with a different fucking face.

It's the legal age here.

I am going to destroy her down to the cellular level.

Yes
>be me
>be fat most life, start running/walking at 17 at like 5’10” 288lbs
>lose over 100lbs in next year
>be skelly when starting college with horrific fears of being fat again
>lifting, no progress, learn to eat get big make gains end up at 6’2” 200lbs and roughly 15% bodyfat, I look built. Was biggest in fren group
>still virgin
>fuck black hoe easily
>then fuck couple other girls easily
>stop lifting, get chubby, stop even getting attention from girls
>feels bad
>get deeper into a depression
>realize how important health, mental physical, emotional, all aspects of it truly are
>starting to lift again
>be happy

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Sad thing is that if you are ugly people think your efforts to become more physically attractive are cope. The grand irony however, is that you probably aren't even as ugly as you think. You probably just don't talk to people and so they don't talk to you and your insecurity builds.
>gym thots regularly stone face in the gym. Whenever I talk to them their faces light up, and the ones who aren't talkative are at least polite. Haven't been completely shut down one time yet.
Be the guy who makes friends and your life will change

Skinnyfat and working on it, but I've had my share of success. Not on Tinder, though.

>You probably just don't talk to people and so they don't talk to you and your insecurity builds.
Blam. I've been scouting meetups and trying to join a rec sports team to resolve this part.

no, but i went from attracting 0 women to attracting ugly women. Still a step forward i guess
topkek

I want to become that guy, I just don’t know how. I’m also starting from the very bottom with extreme social anxiety issues. But I can see that as potential to improve further than the average person.

>be me in college
>smitten with meek qt3.14
>be terribly shy myself
>body image issues since middleschool
>start lifting and dieting smart at the beginning of 2nd year
>taking school serious as fuck, get job, no fun allowed
>paying off by 3rd year, wearing properly fitting
t-shirts showcasing arm chest gains
>tight pants for that ass from SS (t-thnaks rippetoe)
>exit cocoon mode, but still too pussy to directly approach
>was in club with a friend of hers
>speak with friend often
>uh oh she wants my dick
>did not want this
>confused emotionally, distressed
>she's throwing herself on me
>cute, petite, just not her
>fuck it, lose my virginity
>date for a year and cum inside her raw daily during that time
>actually feel love and be comfy in addition to the sex

Being runner up wasn't bad

How the hell did you grow 4 inches?

Late bloomers are a hell of drug. Growing up I was always a big kid. I was like 5'9" in 7th grade and only grew barely 3" by the end of high school. Many of my short friends caught up, a couple passed me.

I wanted to become Jow Forums for a number of reasons, one side of things being the vision of masculinity for my future family and the other for selfish short term sex reasons, health benefits notwithstanding.
>TFW got 8/10 trad catholic wife material gf, but she wants to wait till marriage to have sex
25 yo virgin btw, end my life.

Maybe? Who can know if you would have been unsuccessful if less fit?
I look dyel in a shirt, so usually what happens is I'm already about to get laid, take shirt off, and then their eyes widen and their hands move to my arms.

I guess I was a late bloomer. I had a great uncle or great great grandfather or something that was around 6’8”. It makes me wonder what I could have reached if I trained younger and ate better

you hit the fucking jackpot, user.

How did you do it?

My roommate and I had kind of like a MMF threesome with a submissive qt from tinder, after she saw that I was hung and somewhat swole

I always thought that would be disgusting, but it's actually amazing

No homo

I got fit after I got married.
Not sure how I’d have done in the Age of Thot but it’s fun to imagine sometimes.

What do you mean “kind of”

That he and the qt were fucked in the ass

Hol up

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Please reveal your true intentions to her so she can dump your sorry ass. You both will be happier, you will get some used up cumslut and she will have a decent husband.

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Ay hol up

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It’s only gay if you took your socks off

this is what keeps me coming to /fit

lol I've been roiding since I was 19 and lifting since I was 14. I'm also over 6 foot before anymore screams manlet.

My situation ?

I'm 25 a virgin and never had a gf.

We had sex with her in the same room, and passed her back and forth, but not at the same time

T-thanks chad

How hung

>Has being Jow Forums gotten you laid?
No. Being ripped doesn't mean shit if you're socially inept

Slightly under 8", and wide

But I can't get 100% hard without cialis, unfortunately

So why do you keep doing this if you still a fucking loser?

I'd like to posit a question. I don't like the idea of cumming raw inside a woman unless I have a real, deep, and special bond with her. In fact, I told myself I would only rawdog my wife. Does anyone here share this mentality, and for those that don't, why don't you? I don't ask to be accusatory; I just want to understand a different perspective.

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In the past few years of being swole it helped get me a few girls but I only got laid once for strictly being bulky
>at friends party
>chatting up with a small group of people
>leave to go to the bathroom on the way back 2 of the people I was with run up to me
>"user, Anonette started talking about you as soon as you left. She's super into you!"
>go back and engage her
>few minutes into talking and shes rubbing my arms, chest, and back
>visibly turned on
>while I notice shes horny af I also realize shes had way too much to drink
>don't want to fuck a dead fish so I get her water and ask my friend to give her some blowcaine
>didnt help she still got sick
>no sex
>her friend tells me shes crazy about muscular guys
>weeks later we've been texting off and on
>meet up again finally
>takes no time at all to get her in bed
>fuck for hours
>getting dressed as shes laying in my bed
>"user you have such a strong... mmm... back..."
>see she is biting her lip
>pants are back off
>get hard and fuck for a while but can't cum any more so we both just keep going til we're exhausted

Shit was cash. Just wish more girls would be open about their muscle men fetishes.

No, getting a job did though.

>I told myself I would only rawdog my wife
Same exact thing here, though it's not like I ever had to opportunity to have sex with any girl at all

Got laid before I got fit.
I'm still a fucking dyel after a fucking year of lifting and the last can't I slayed (about 3 months ago) said I'm HUGE.
That's when I realised lifting for women is pointless, the opinion of men is a lot more valuable.

Cunt*

There's no reason not to rawdog someone, unless it's a hookup or you're not sure she won't try to baby-trap you, but you shouldn't be fucking that person anyway.

Progress is the same in any kind of endeavo, fellow user. Gotta start somewhere, it doesnt really matter where. If you go to classes of anykind or any sort of place where people gather up and spend a bit of time together, might as well try. You aint gonna go anywhere unless you start trying, and of course you are going to fail, a fucking lot. Just like evrything else in this life. You gonna fail plenty before you start learning on how to do better.

No. However, it did give me more confidence. Started as a skelly and put on 20 pounds, my current gf loves how cut I am, but she also loves that I’m a nice guy who respects her but still has a 7” dick.

was on holiday and a girl came up to me and asked if i was a rower, then asked if she could feel my arms. I went along with it and fucked her. Not very fun though. One night stands are over rated and make you feel degenerate

I can't tell if it's working out or just being black that gets me laid. When I was a chubster, I still got the "gimmie that bbc" messages. Now I care more about the gym because sex is easier to obtain that gains.

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"Dated" a chink whilst on a month-long holiday. Fucked her raw pretty much daily however I wanted. Each time she'd go nuts over my arms, back, etc. I don't think muscle is how I got her but it's definitely what made her an absolute slut for me.

Literally haven’t even touched a female since I got Jow Forums
I’ve regressed

Have you touched one before?

The only thing getting Jow Forums has gotten me is depression and a bad case of body dysmorphia

No
I have gotten hit on multiple times but social autism prevents me from advancing any further

Yea I was her martial arts instructor. Did some private lessons. She practically begged me to fuck her. Ended up my gym partner too.

this is like fat people saying their genetics made them obese
sure, some might have a rare thyroid disease. but the average fattie can get Jow Forums through an extended effort
same for social skills my dude. stop blaming it on "autism" and do something about it.

Woah Woah. In English please. Cut all this technical jargon.

I have diagnosed SCD, faggot

so the equivalent of that thyroid disease that I explicitly pointed out as an extenuating case.
it can't be helping your cause that you're also a massive brainlet.

Social skills can be learned, social gains are 10x harder to be made than muscle gains tho without a doubt

I got laid a lot more as a really skinny cardiofag than i did weightlifting, I don't understand bros

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Idk man once you fuck a MILF raw and nut inside her, there’s no going back. I’ve fucked 20+ women and only 2 of them have been without a condom. And both of them were MILFS(40 and 44).
I’m 20 btw

Based sexposter

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Tbh the only thing improving is the mires. Tbh what has always scored me a gf and still does is my personality. Probably i can say that being fit girls are more into telling you that they want to be with you than when you are not. In the end if you have a charming personality you will still get laid. So yeah no ammount of lifting will ever be better than charm. I suppose it's a hard pill to swallow but you should.

you cant search for under 18s unless youre under 18 yourself. reported

His only chance is to keep going.. if he stops his chances drop further.

I have 3somes regularly and am working on making a 4some happen.

back in hs a friend passed me in height when we were like 18, i still think of him as a shortass but hes like 6'3

So marry her and beget and raise a big ass trad family headed by a masculine father figure.
Nothing more beautiful

Like, how the fuck? If people put even a fraction of an effort they put into social events and getting out of your comfort zone as they put into gym, then you would be a social chad in a few months at most.

I suppose the problem a lot of /fit guys have with this is that you are used to a instruction manual on how to get from point A to point B but that shit does not exist in relationships.

Yes. I’ve gotten my dick sucked by like 6 girls and had a girlfriend for 2 years who I fucked many times. Ever since then I’ve had no intimate contact with a woman

i-i am so glad for you user

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>not being a Christian and living a wholesome righteous life with a beautiful wife that God brought to you

Read
>bought for you
At first

A tale as old as time

STDs are a thing.
Also pregnancy.
Condoms might not feel as good, but they sure as hell offer peace of mind.

where the mods at

careful you're gonna piss off a lot of bitter Jow Forums incels

>muh Jow Forums boogeyman
you're literally the only person who replied to that user. You have to go back

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preach. Always wrap it unless it's a LTR.

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My dick with a condom looks like that pepe, wrapped up.

>grill
Sure, Champ.

Probably nothing can get me laid.

i regret not saving myself for my Fiancee. I don't have as deep an emotional bond with her as the first girl i raw dogged.

Why? You got a penis user?

>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America

Young faggot here, am 18 was a loser in high school in the sense that I didn't have much friends and I looked like a stick bug weighting 110 lbs sophomore year, fast forward senior year and have made ok gains and weighted 165 lbs and cute girl who would have never noticed me before asked for snap and asked to fuck not so long after. Had her in my bed was about to stick it in and I got soft

> mfw will never find a qt christian gf who abstains from degenerate shit. Indian girls are fucking disgusting

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>summer 2015
>on a beach in spain about to take a swim
>im a good swimmer and like to dive
>after 1 hour I go out slowly out of the water like in that james bond scene
>realise I dont look like him and more like a fat ugly bastard
>start working out and eating good

>summer 2018
>finally have a body somewhat close to the james bond scene
>feel much more confident now
>havent dated a girl in my entire life, never even bothered to ask because i knew I was too ugly
>virgin at the age of 25 but never really cared too much about it
>after I got my body my desire for sex has increased but I still dont talk to women
>next day in the gym, workout goes as usual
>suddely a cute girl, a little chubby starts smiling at me
>remember that Jow Forums told me that girls show their affection this way
>remember that Im not good at small talk nor am I charming
>fuck it, I just go towards her
>ask her out right away without even telling my name
>speak like a idiot
>she starts laughting
>I start laughting
>she says yes and we go out
>she is actually a nice person
>we were dating for some times until the day we have sex
>right after that I ask her "are we girlfriend and boyfriend now"
>she just smiles and lays her head on my chest
>never felt as peacelful in my life as in this moment
>still dating her and we will celebrate christmas together
>gonna meet her parents

Not a very exiting story I know.

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Conversation first started with her touching my arms and saying I looked muscular so I know it was gains that was getting me laid but still managed to fuck it up

Your dick wants to be saved for marriage user