What happens when you guys walk by one of these...

What happens when you guys walk by one of these? Does the delusion fade for a quick second as everything you told yourself about your height turns out to be a lie? Or do you cope by saying it is inaccurate or even ignore it. Pro tip: almost every faggot adds a complementary 2 inches to their height.

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>a suspect line up on doorways
Land of free

Nothing, because I don't fraud my height

Why worry about what I can’t change?
I’ve got a gf already

I'm only 5'11" but if people ask and they're shorter I say I'm 5'9" to feed their insecurities
And I always duck walking by these things to further encase that fear in their heads

I smile because I'm 6'4"

why are you this insecure lmao

I can't imagine what kind of damage must have been done to you to make you feel the need to make a thread like this fucking lol

I’m over 6’2 with shoes on so no

Im 5'8'' and people say im 6.
Must be because no one embrace his manletism and go on saying they're 6'

5'5" here
I have to jump so the sensor will notice me and open the door

>Pro tip: almost every faggot adds a complementary 2 inches to their height.
guess being 6'1 is not bad

>every faggot adds a complementary 2 inches to their height.
really?

Shut up faggot. If losers like you wouldn't rob convenience stores with you sociopathic violence and shoot and kill the clerk for a measly 50 bucks,there would be no need for the lineup.
Kys you degenerate drug addict

I’m 6’1 standing on flat feet I don’t need to lie

>Or do you cope by saying it is inaccurate or even ignore it
Joke's on you, I've deliberately mounted them an inch higher just to tickle manlet insecurities.

>Always thought I was a manlet
>walk past one of these
>I reach 6'
>still tell people I'm 5'10"

>he works at a gas station

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>implying I'm not the pajeet

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Tell me height matters

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It's inaccurate af. I know for a fact that I'm at least 6'4 or 6'5, and yet these things always put me at barely 6'1.

You're not. You're the degenerate

> Be 5'11
> except I'm king of tablets
> Everyone at my job tells me I'm tall when reaching for stuff they can't reach.

Sometimes I forget how much kool-aid I sip from this place

Nah you’re like the guy I work with, he says he is 6’5 and he is 6’1

im 6ft and happy

i dont care what people think about my height

its the same with my penis

i love being secure about these things, though im insecure about other things

if you're 5'10 or 5'11 and you care, just tell people you're 6ft, you probably are with shoes on, who's going to know or care to test you?

jokes on you fgt I walk on my tippy toes when I see those things haha

hows being 5' 11" treating you manlet

>5'7
Come at me fuckers.

love it. for some reason they are always 2-3" lower than the doctor's. i just need to convince myself tacobell managers are more detail oriented than doctors

You know what really gets insecure guys tore up? Tell them they have small feet.

Instant hurt.

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I only add half an inch to my height so FUCK YOUUU

But if I had a nickle for every dude I met who said they were "6 foot" when they clearly aren't 6 foot.

i used to work at a gas station and would refuse to sell beer or cigs to guys who lied about their height. i'd say that this must be someone else's ID because they were 3 inches shorter than what was listed.