What are you eating Jow Forums

> This is why I come here.

KEK

That's my thumb not my toe you assholes and fuck off this is a food thread
>he doesn't train his fingers

i am ferociously looking at my thumb right now hoping it doesnt become like that

Been trying to grow a toe beard.
Can we change this into a toe thread

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post hand, I don't believe you. also your eggs are overcooked and that isn't bacon.

What the fuck user

You are still a disgusting manlet orge.
What are you 5'1" you goblin?

grow is that an ingrown hair? wtf

>That’s my thumb

Are you an ogre?

That's "Canadian ham"
Only one good thing ever came from Canada and it isnt that

Am I going to make it Jow Forums?

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really I thought all ham looked like that, obviously im canadian

Then you know.
>obviously I'm Canadian.
I'm so sorry

No its a wart or something. Been applying some shit to get it away. Gotta look good for the ladies you know

Off my board you fucking mutants.

>just want a good thread about food
>people complaining and making fun of my hands
My thumbs are bigger and better for fucking stabbing your assholes with

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>obviously im canadian
Never gonna make it.

Out with your toes prettyboy

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Nope. It's my board manlet

Just look at that milky white Canadian skin.

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>My thumbs are bigger and better for fucking stabbing your assholes with
Spoken like a true illegal Mexican manlet.
So delusional

Kinda looks like a soggy sausage

post toes faggot

Protein time is best time.
pic related, my lunch.

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Get some eurcerin or bag balm buddy, your skin hella dry.

Go ahead and post your tiny manlet hands then fags
Probably from lifting so much weight unlike you fag

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Lol. Manlet hands

Why is your hand so dark? Where you in a fire?

I'm brown you fucking retard

>I'm brown
Statistically, that makes you the retard.

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thats a wart, you should get that treated. im pretty sure some strains of warts can lead to cancer later on since its hpv.

>thinking a wh*toid can compete with a superior pajeetoid
I'm not Mexican so I'm not retarded. Just here to take your actual well paying jobs with my superior intelligence
Anyways, back to Jow Forums with you brainlet

This is the guy from /v/ that lived in that family's crawl space under their house

LMAO

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>openly admitting to playing video games
Spotted the faggot
And no I'm not that guy

>I’m brown
Imagine being proud of that

>implying anybody on /v/ actually plays the vidya

>pajeet
Open bob, show vagene.

You have to go back

Is your fork's handle covered in aluminum? what the fuck. I thought silver was effective against werewolves, not fucking shreks

>38g of protein
nice
>320 calories
not enough

braid it for me

I'm just getting started baby. Tonight I'm feasting. I'll send pics later

I just ate 4 eggs, 3 bacon and 1 blueberry pancake

4 whole eggs combined w/egg whites to 2 cups
7 strips of turkey bacon
cup plain oatmeal w/2 packs instant for flavor

you guys know an egg only has 6 g protein. eating a couple ain't gona make it

True

>3 strips of bacon
>3 eggs
>4 maple apple sausage links
>4 protein pancakes
>A cup of Greek yogurt
>A tall glass of apple cider

I bet girls do it since they like sitting in whacky ways and their feet are cute

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>A tall glass of apple cider
Enjoy not having teeth in 5 years. You got meme'd again user.

wew

You have a disgusting fetish.

I'm tired of eating and am too lazy to continue to make chicken breasts. Aside from eggs, what are some cheap, easy, quick, tasty meals to make huge gains with?

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