Well, Jow Forums? What's on your Christmas list?

Just books (Metro 2034 and Metro 2035) and some money for another project car. I got some weights last month as an early christmas present and Im pretty happy.

>gorilla facial structures look disgusting no matter the shade.
like thin lips or brow ridges? Black people are more neotenous than whites and actually look less like apes.

a gf

all i want for christmas are my front teeth. i fucking knocked out 5 of them OHPing and they flew all over the floor around the power rack. blood started pouring out of my mouth. some splattered on the floor and the bar and i got a ton on my shirt and my shorts. nobody was around when it happened so i just re racked the bar, picked up the teeth that i could find (only 2 of them, i don't know where the fuck the others went) and sprinted out of there. i forgot to pick up my teeth. this was a month ago and i still can't speak right

>Blacks look less like apes
Why would you lie on the internet?

>What's on your Christmas list?
To not have cancer. I find out Friday

Jesus. Hope you don't, user. Which bodypart?

The fuck? Stop ego lifting

You know some of them could've been re-inserted if you immediately went to a dentist, right?

Feels, he has feels cancer.

Testiclular

I'll pray for you, user

Test

>Born to Christian parents in Pre-Islamic Turkey.
You got a fucking point?
>Who is Sinterklaas?

>punching bag stand
>speedbag
>new gloves

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A weighted vest so I can be like Piccolo from the popular Japanese animated series Dragonball Z.

wooden rings

I have no idea what you're trying to say

Nigger cope

20 pounds of white rice, 20 pounds of black beans, 8 sticks of butter, hot sauce, and sips. Enjoy your toys, ladies.

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Test

i wasn't ego lifting it was my warm up set, only 65lbs total
i went to my dentist (who also lifts, we go to the same gym) and told him what happened and he just laughed at me

>new ram
>external hdd
>2x45lb plates
>new dumbbells

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>to give me the courage to talk to that gym qt
>some new sweats and dress clothes

Better off just hoping for the sweats and dress clothes.

Damn, first time I heard that hahahahahahahabbabababababab

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Sure guy

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tomorrow gonna order two gelled knee thingies to stop exploding knees when hoisting or playing sports.

cum in buckets to store for future keeping.
get nut cut off.
????
profit

It's a fictional character, make it literally anything you want it to be fuck who the fuck cares

parallettes and earbuds

Happiness

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If you lose your front teeth, you really might as well kill yourself. Nobody will ever love you or take you seriously.

>DMAA
can you tell me what DMAA is good for?

>Diablo 3 for switch
>vinyl of Post Malone's BB&B
>Yeezus tshirt
That's all I really asked for

All the volumes of Fire Punch.

I'm not american, don't know much about politics in general, but this chick is based. Didn't she call Michelle Obama a tranny?

>american politics

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Is that an app? If so what is it? I want.

If I support both, does that mean I can fuck brown girls?

My sperm isnt worth anything and I dont want kids because of the likelihood theyll inherit my genetic illness. And it's because it that illness that I'd need to have IVF shit done anyway so preserving bad sperm to never be used is pointless

I would an Ann Coulter.

That the actual basis for santa was white.

>he laughed at me
Americucks lmao

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