Retarded conversations you've had with normies and dyels

retarded conversations you've had with normies and dyels

I'll start
>wearing shorts
>"what's that lump above your knee"
>"a muscle?"
>"but I don't have a lump there"

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Had that one. The funniest was the same question and response in regards to ankle bone.

Based strokeposter

>coworker comes up to me
>hey user you want a donut? I brought some snacks in today
>before I can tell her no another coworker pipes in
>don’t bother with user, he’s no help eating anything that isn’t healthy

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You should've raised an eyebrow, stared into the other coworker's soul, and tell the first one that you would very much like a donut.

>talking to fat friend
>she tells me she hates being fat
>thinks it's genetic even though her brother is a stick
>tell her to eat less
>says she doesnt eat much anyways
>always see her pigging out on pizza/fried chicken because she "earned it" from walking on a treadmill for 5min
>julius face
getting Jow Forums has made me hate fat people

i hated fat people. then I started to get Jow Forums and now I really hate them.

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I only hate fat women. Fat men just disgust me. But fat women make me mad. You have one job

Depends if theyre dadfat or 22 and obese fat. Datfat/strongfat are bros

This. Fat men at least hate being fat. I've never met a fat guy who wasn't visibly insecure about his weight and probably tried to lose fat. Fat men always seem like they're uncomfortable in their skin, so I just pity them and silently wish them good luck.
Fat women though are the worst fucking shit. They seem like they love being immobile garbage subhumans, they consider themselves beautiful and will make anyone who doesn't think the same. Somehow they always are the most annoying fucks, their personalities are literally the worst combination of traits possible

Yeah, with obvious outliers, there seems to be a more direct relationship between personality and obesity in women than in men

>"I lift without chalk, makes it more real and natural"
>proceeds to drop 80kg because he can't hold onto it

what about strongfat women?

>, stared into the other coworker's soul, and tell the first one that you would very much like a donut.
what kind of fatty logic is this?
tee hee that will show him

>viru rand
>eesti toode
Where in Estonia would you find this?

THICC

>snickers in tomato sauce
What did Russia mean by this

I think the description is pretty straightforward, you get what you expect.

>user why are you so fat and gross?
>h-haha
Good times

>he's no help
lol based fatty getting angry that you won't eat shit

What did they mean by it though

This started when my co-workers saw me starting to meal prep my lunch

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Imagine thinking the OP is difficult to understand.

>co-worker believes that running will build muscle
>tell him running for long periods of time with medium intensity is catabolic and causes muscle atrophy especially if that's all your doing
>says no that's not true
I was in school for biochemistry at the time but had a serious anatomy and physiology background due to going to medic school prior
>I said show me any runner who does distance marathons that are jacked
>shows me a pic of a sprinter who's on PED's and AAS who clearly has a lifting routine as well
>proceeds to tell me explain this then smart guy
>literally show him on a white board with a diagram and chart the difference between aerobic and aenorobic
>and tell him it's literally impossible to obtain hypertrophy while only running(not sprinting even though he doesn't know the difference)
>gives me this retard look on his face and says I dont know what I'm talking about
>I should have walked away but I pulled up numerous sources from pubmed and elsevier studies
>he says you cant trust everything on the internet user
>then I walked away
This guy was so jelly man. I remember one time I needed a new shirt so I got a Large and the sleeves were tight so my arms were looking juicy and he told the dept. I got a shirt smaller than I needed because I wanted to look more jacked, and then all the guys said but user is jacked. I have more funny convos with this guy

what a fag. but nice that you could keep calm

Another story about this guy
>so idiot and another kid are talking about baseball and asks if I watch it, I say no I was never into baseball
>than they bring up hockey
I live in Canada
>asks if I play
>I say no because that's the truth
>than idiot asks"Did you even play sports user?"
>I said of course
>he says lifting isnt a sport
>so I said hold on a sec I'll show you
So I knew my brother was at home at the time so I told him to take a pic of our trophy case and the newspaper clippings of him and I competing in nationals for Judo. Only reason why I did this was because he asked me in such a cuntish way and I know now that I went about it in a childish way but something about this guy just really got to me.
>my brother takes a pic of my rugby, soccer, football, sambo and judo trophies along with newspaper clippings for confirmation
>he goes that's not you user so I tell him to read the clippings
This guys face turned so red and the amount of satisfaction I got from it was amazing, just that look of defeat
>then I ask him how many trophies hes got
>says he has to go to his moms storage to see but probably about the same
>I said make sure you take pics
To this day I've never seen them

>have fat fetish, especially weight gain
>go to Jow Forums
>see how disgusting fat people are
>have internal crisis

Is there a worse feel brahs? On one hand, seeing girls get fat and fatter makes my dick fucking supernova, but on the other hand I hate fatties and get disgusted by them.

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>and then all the guys said but user is jacked
Kek based

more stories pls fellow leaf

You hate because you see a flaw that, in your value system, would be fixed with quite simple solutions. Coupled with the constant complaining but no actual moves towards change.

She's not complaining because she hates being fat. She's complaining because she needs validation (you're not so fat), pity or just attention. You can go along with her game, but never fall for it. That's what's making you hate her.

If he can't hold 80 without chalk, then it's just natural. Natural weakness, that is. Could you show that pussy the hook grip?

In the photoshop store of made-up stuff.

t. estonian

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You forgot
>and then everybody clapped

But I can understand him perfectly

Are you me three years ago?

I used to have those long, drawn-out discussions with people, where I'd produce proof and get rebuffed, because you're negotiating with the other person's beliefs and self-image, and disproving anything is impossible, because it would mean the other party's wrong. And that can't happen, it's impossible in their mind.

The retard look is the 'you're telling me i'm wrong, but since it's impossible to be wrong, you're the stupid one!'

Those kinds of people need to be tricked into actually changing their ideas, and since there's nothing to gain from it... Can't save every NPC in this world.

noh kurat

Good taste

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Jerk off to chicks getting swole instead of fat, get a gf and convince her to start bulking

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>Feed me
She's had enough already

housemate is "keto"

once I caught her drinking salad dressing for dinner

the rest of the time chicken wings and pizza with a shit tonne of wine every night

she blathers on about how keto helped her lose weight even though she's the fattest she's ever been. She says I have the worst diet she's ever seen (bulking) even though I'm in objectively better shape than her

Mom science is worse

next time she says shes "keto" say "no, you're cheato"