How do you lads flex on the Dyels?
How do you lads flex on the Dyels?
Dominic Cruz
David Nguyen
by flexing my lats
Blake Gray
I want to post "This can't be real", but I know that it is. Remember to be inspired by retards like this: By merely attempting to better yourself instead of being a bitter crab, you have already placed yourself above them.
Jaxson Johnson
By existing in their vicinity
Alexander Young
>go to the douchehouse but chad has already taken the squatty cage
noooooooooo reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Aiden Garcia
>imagine actually believing this.
>imagine being this bitter
>imagine having this little self respect
>imagine legitimately thinking you are above everyone despite being so much worse off than the people you hate.
These are the people who squat "atg"
Colton Collins
They flex on themselves, man. Today i got a fist bump to my triceps and the dyel went like "whoa, how hard are those?"
Felt gud.
Jayden Lee
>all the gyms, or douchehouses as I like to call them, get off this community because its for numales only, understand, cause if you don't i will make weightlifters slaves again!!!!!
Sebastian Hughes
That's because despite his situation he is still better than you. You're a talking animal. You look like a gorilla, you have the intellectual capacity of a gorilla, and you're driven by your base insticts like a gorilla. He on the other hand is evolved, perhaps even past the average person.
He can grasp advanced concepts, he can tame his urges, he is driven by morals and logic. His interests are complex and rewarding. Miniatures that he paints and uses to play wargames like a young gentleman at Eton College, videogames with the storytelling of books, confy shows like Big Bang Theory or snarky cynical ones like Rick and Morty. He is not like the boring sheeple. He is smart, funny, individualistic, and a good guy who respects girls.
He lives up to the moral standards of moms and Hollywood movies. But does he get the girls he is promised? NO! You're getting his girls. You, the minimum effort gorilla who does nothing but stand in the same spot all day and lift a weight in ten different ways to pretend you're doing something while surrounded by other gorillas in a place full of closeted homosexual tension. It makes so little sense to him why a girl would pick you over him that you must be cheating. You lie or you get them drunk/drugged, because you have no morals and you aren't upfront like a real man. Like he is.
Dylan Perry
This. Be an ALPHA or die trying
Michael Butler
I’m a straight male but damn Luigi is hot.
Tyler Brown
you deserve the suffering for being weak
those betacucks need to be rescued, their brains are entrenched in the judeo-talmudic propaganda
it's not too late to save them
Levi Reed
are they worth saving though? they’re probably genetic abominations anyway
Lincoln Turner
Gnosis is a personal journey, you cannot receive external assistance to obtain it. In other words, a shit leopard can't change its spots
Elijah Bailey
It is actually kind of weird how bitter these people are. Two years ago everyone would have called me smart because I was a skinny nerd. Now I'm fit and looksmaxx and everyone thinks I'm a dumb douche. Jealousy is earned.
Ayden Sanchez
CHAD is the nicest guy you'll meet while the bitter VIRGIN scowls and despises others
CHAD wants to help everyone succeed while the sulking VIRGIN wants to pull everyone down to his level
Isaiah Reed
I'm heading to the douchehouse after work today
Elijah Sanchez
Colton Williams
>Mfw I want to crush people I hate status wise
>Mfw so far behind everyone I am constantly resisting necking myself
>Everyday existentialism on trying to figure out how to succeed
Noah Gonzalez
I pin twink tops to the bed with my arms and ride their dicks until it’s red and raw
Jeremiah Ortiz
Nolan Martinez
this
chad is that big guy that helped me rerack my bench when I was lying helplessly under 1pl8 too ashamed to scream for help.
2yrs later Iam 1/2/2/4 for 5 reps and fucking love to lift.
Brayden Anderson
By just existing? Seriously, most people have such disgusting bodies nowadays that you can easily mog them by just showing up at the same places as them.
>be me in college days
>already drunk at 9 PM
>got some slut's number at a party a while back
>drunk dial her
>turns out it's her birthday and she's having a party
>head over to party
>her roomate is there, some ugly skeleton who obviously has a crush on her but is too scared to make a move
>don't even like the girl but decide to hit on her just to piss off skinny guy
>an hour into the party I'm outside with the girl making out
>guy tries to cockblock multiple times, I basically just laugh in his face and go back to making out with birthday girl
>fool around all night while dancing, drinking, smoking
>4AM rolls around
>everyone hungry as fuck, all we have is a jar of pickles
>girl asks me to open it
>do it pretty effortlessly
>her and her other friends all agree how nice it is to have a "man around the house"
>everyone goes to bed, I follow her to her room
>next morning show up at breakfast
>the roomate's face when he pieced together that I spent the night with her was filled with an expression of utter horror, agony, and jealously
>find out later that he turned gay
>mfw
and that's how I caused some guy to go from being heterosexual to taking dick up the ass for the rest of his life because I fucked the girl he was crushing over for months within a few hours of knowing her. Morning afterwards I found out the girl was actually more like a 5/10 (looked like a 7/10 drunk). She called and texted me a bunch of times after but I just ignored her.
Easton Taylor
based and redpilled
Adrian Watson
>he can tame his urges
>I also have a weight problem
Jacob Myers
paste and ratpelt