Tell me about the last confrontation you had with someone at the gym

Yes.

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Does league just make people gay or something?

soon to be part of the 50% of the tranny suicide stats

videogames do

1/6 US mtf trans have HIV

Shut up, nerd

>fatass first day on gym
>treadmill
>feel like puking from the exhaustion 10mins in
>force myself to do 40
>get off
>qt comes to me
>"are you done with the treadmill user?"
>mind not working properly
>"t-thanks"
>see stars while walking back to the locker room
>leave without making eye contact with anyone

This but unironically

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reminder

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I don't have confrontations, people like me.

>finish workout
>really have to pee
>only live 5 min car ride from gym i can make it
>receptionist stops me on way out of gym
>asks me why i didn't tip her
>stutter
>don't end up saying any words just stand there blubbering like an idiot for a few seconds
>piss myself
>look down
>left a puddle on the floor
>receptionist looks at it
>she looks back at me with a face full of confusion and disgust
>sprint out of gym and don't look back
>call the next day and cancel membership, find new gym

All these drugged up bodies and testosterone in one place. The black guy felt it and undressed to submit his ass to all these humanity leavers.

>not tipping the receptionist
lmao

>demands a tip
americucks

>not tipping
You deserve what you got and so much worse, scumbag.

Fucking teenagers not knowing etiquette.

>Go up to squat rack and try and re-rack.
>yo ace my wife's on there.
>where is she?
>I said someone else has the rack.
>wife comes back, does her squats. Walks it off for her rest.
>teens hustle to the rack to rerack yet.
>yo what are you doing?
>she just finished.
>you ever heard of set? You see weight on there still?
>where is she?
>I'm not having a debate. I just told you it's being used now you're going to have to wait for me to tell you, you can use it.

They left and never saw them back. Why do kids love going on lawns?

>ONE (1) squat rack available in the gym
>I'm doing squats
>INFINITE (∞) mirrors available in the two (2) floors gym
>curlmonkey chooses to train arms in front of the mirror that happens to be 5cm away from the rack
>I rerack the bar when I'm done doing my set
>plate stored on the side of the rack falls down because it was on the edge and the force from the reracking helped, crashes down a couple cm away from his foot
>I tell curlmonkey to stop doing this shit, there are so many fucking mirrors to train arms in front of available all over the gym that are not next to the fucking squat rack
>he mumbles something along the lines "y-you smashed the bar on the rack"
I hate this idiot's guts.

>canceling membership on the phone
>not forced to send a form by certified mail and get charged the next 3 months anyway

Now I know you’re lying

I gave a guy a mat off the hook cuz I could see he wanted one and I was right there. He snatched it from me and said "I could have got it myself."

:(

Never, plus to be honest in years I've never seen anybody else kicking off either. Worst I've had is getting mildly irritated when some fuckwit leaves a machine covered in sweat without cleaning it down, but I've seen the gym staff mention this to them and then they don't do it again. Plus it's usually New Year resolution lazy cunts who fuck off after about 3 weeks anyway.

>tfw didn't know this was a trap until now
FUCKING CAMERA ANGLES REEEEEE

I do machines and I really wanna start weights but I'm scared I'll break etiquette or something like squat in the rack or whatever. Like I dunno that stuff and I hate when people are upset with me.

Sneaky has a gf.

He just likes cosplaying as girls because he knows he's a twink. Hell, pretty sure his gf does his makeup. Not sure how his dad feels about it though.

He looks almost as good on the right as on the left. Not sure what that pic is meant to convey.

No homo of course.

Boxbox is 6'3" too which makes it even weirder.

I never understood why people were attracted to this. It's a shitty trap. It just looks like a boy that probably smells like a fart.

>Go into boxing gym
>See new guy I don't recognize
>What's he doing?
>He's drawing in a big permanent marker all over the mats
>Get upset over this noob defacing gym property
>HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
>Turns out he was a new coach at the gym, marking the mats with exercise routines and had permission from the other coaches
>Egg on my face

I think you're actually retarded

General rules are:

Don't invade anyone's personal space
Don't steal weights or spots if they step away
Unsure about any of the above ask questions

Most people are there to focus on themselves and 98% of gym problems can be avoided by not interrupting that focus

Yes, a gf who probably enjoys watching him get railed by a BBC.

didnt like the sound of me deadlifting
gym manager told him to find a new gym

Yeh I've always wondered that. I just respect the big bois who don't dress like niggers more

Why the fuck would u tip a gym receptionist? Ur country is dogshit

That's sad, user. Ppl r shit. I'm sorry

etiquette question:
is it cool for me to do barbell shrugs in the squat rack (my gym has multiple)?
where should i be doing these if not? seems awkward and inconvenient to do them at a bench
>inb4 useless exercise
i like them and see good progress when i do them

>WMAF
Beta, the fact that you needed to point it out as if it's a good thing just means you don't realize that only betas have asian fetishes. Stay with her, though. White girls have probably never wanted you, and will never want you.

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this
how does any reasonable person get into confrontations at the gym?
i'm incredibly awkward, but anytime i wasn't sure of etiquette, I just asked
>hey man, is it cool if i ____?
>yea bro
not so hard

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it pertains to the story you absolute nigger

Fake and gay.
We already know no gym allows you to cancel over the phone, and will make you jump through hoops in order to actually cancel.

Fuck you. Fuck you 100 times. You can't hog the rack for your cunt wife, especially if she's not even there.

Absolute nigger tier

honestly you seem like the problem here
are you on gear? why are you needlessly hostile?

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Useless exercise. Why not use the smith machine for that gay shit? It also keeps your plane of motion to be a straight line which is good for shrugs. I use the smith machine for calf raises.

The problem isn't his hostility, it's him and his wheyfu hogging up the squat rack. Since when is it OK to sit in a squat rack to wait on somebody? If OP did that to me there'd probably be a fight.

I did once but because I was feeling angry in general and the gym was busy af, think I might get "roid rage" sometimes despite not taking roids. I wanted to use the squat rack and saw no one was using it but a guy I already didn't like was warming up nearby. So I walked over to it and when i got to it a he approached me. I asked if he was using it and he replied he was so I replied "no you're not" and he said "Woaah okay" and BTFO, his friend was nearby and they both gave me dirty looks while i used it. I was sure he wasn't using it because there was no weight on the bar and all of his stuff wasn't near it.

you are a fucking piece of shit fucking nigger!!
if you would try something like that on me i would fuck your wife in front of you pathetic boomer

i hope your wife gets raped
by me

I can't stop looking at that photo. It's like i'm attracted to it but my brain knows it's a man so it's spazzing out trying to correct itself

she asked for a tip? is that a thing at your gym? We just walk into mine a scan our card and other then a "Hello" they dont say anything to us

nobody fucks with you when ur 6'5

Kek
>Just gonna casually stand around with my asshole available, maybe there will be some takers.

im sure thats his strange way of saying thank you

Found the nigger-dresser.

He’s probably the PT in the story

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>be me, 17yo zoomer
>just started lifting to improve myself and be more attractive to girls at school
>tfwnogf.jpg
>time to squat, see empty squat rack
>30yo boomer comes out of nowhere
>he's 5'7 manlet (lel)
>"yo, ace, my wife's on there"
>"i don't see her around. besides, the rack has been empty for like 15 minu-"
>"YO, ACE!. SHE'S USING IT!"
>"NOW WAIT UNTIL I TELL YOU ITS OK TO USE IT"
mfw i realize i share this board with people like this

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After using the leg press one of the PT came up to me like

>are you still using the machine?
>no
>then you should unrack the weights
>i did

he looks back at the machine and sees his own friend using the god damn machine
apperently he didnt notice that i unracked it and also his friend added back the weight after me

well he apologised at least i guess, still a dick

Hahaha you fucking t. rex mode manlet I bet you were squatting like one plate too

Manlet pit is getting aggressive

>guy tells me to lower my row weight going like "nonono" and shaking his head
>ask him what I am doing wrong
>he tells me to just lower it can't explain it
>add more weight to it and continue my rowing
fucking COPING retards

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Probably around 8 years ago. Some literal boomer aged guy was bitching at me hogging the ab machine. Had been on the thing for like 3 minutes because that's how long 2 sets with 1 minute rest is. Was resting after the second set and just told him to fuck off and I'm not cleaning it 3 times I'll be done in exactly one minute. He stomped off in some weak diabetes body old man fit. Thats been the only time I've had an issue at the gym. I get a lot of mean looks still but I pick up after myself and dont linger anywhere too long so whatever not my problem.

If your form was fine then you probably look his size or smaller and were doing way more than him. He got insecure about you outdoing him, which is 10x better than a mire.

>be deadlifting
>new front desk chick tells me I'm not allowed to deadlift
>why
>its too loud
>none of the other gym staff has ever stopped me before
>whatever start doing Romanian diddlys
>she walks over to me again and says I'm not allowed to do that either
>get annoyed and start bitching at her
>we're both almost yelling
>other gym staff get involved and I get kicked out for the day
Happened few weeks ago and fucking ruined my whole day

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>He looks almost as good on the right as on the left.

Nigger faggot wut?

His intentions were good. (Road to hell, I know)
At least he didn't just go report the guy like a beta bitch.

>going back there ever
Why

Imagine being a grown man and dressing in that manner.
>Also, WTF is up with that face?

>hey dude I see you do boxing or whatever, but I do real street fighting brah so lemme show y-
No
>Aight whatever doo (because "dude" is too difficult to say) but lemme just tell you bout-
No

Hope you learned your lesson

That was probably the worst way to handle it.
You shouod have gone through a full body routine deliberately making as much noise as possible.
And boy do i mean fucking loud but make it pretend accidental
Drop the weight while doing curls and shout in a really gay way
>Butterfingers!
Or rerack after bench really loud and shout
>Whoopsies! Sorry about that!
Drop the barbell on OHP and yell
>I'M JUST SO CLUMBSY TODAY
And stomp really loud on the treadmill going at a medium pace

Then bust out a super quiet deadlift set and walk out

>Work out at mom n pop gym in town
>Use uni gym during semester
>Hey coach, I'm gonna come back around winter break, see ya then
>"Sounds good user, we'll miss ya"

Do other people actually have trouble cancelling a membership??

Two guys were in each others faces about to get in a fight and I stepped in between and did delt flies and Bert stared in the mirror and shouted some "yeh buddies" while their friends laughed and diffused the situation. Then I told them to take it outside when I felt like things were a little calmer and nothing came of it from there.
Pic related, people who get in fights at gyms

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You dont know gym etiquette faggot. You let others work in or you and your roasty can fuck off.

I s-swear I have a wife, sh-she's just using the bathroom, o-okay?

Should have done cleans at 150% 1RM dropping the weight halfway through

this is the best webm i've ever seen, thanks

>some manlet is doing tricep push down
> i go to use the pull up bar by him. its not right by him, maybe 2-3 feet away
> finish up 4 sets
> go to leave, see manlet and his fat gf maddogging me
> i smirk as i make eye contact and walk away
> he runs after me and grabs me by my shoulder
> "next time you do some shit like that im gonna fuck you up"
> "lol ok bro. quit acting tough for your gf and get tf outta here"
> he does nothing

i still see him around all the time and he always gives me bad looks but still does everything he can to avoid being near me

>never talk to anyone at my gym unless it's to ask for weights/bench/rack
>thinking/at rest face always looks angry
>no one bothers me

Can't say I've had any altercations after three years lifting. Feels comfy breh

Why the fuck do like 50% of bodybuilders wear ugly ass high tops

>that pic
modern-woman.jpg

>Not sure how his dad feels about it though
he unironically doesn't have one, explains the faggotry

>Literal Boomer using power cage and a squat rack, one to do pull ups the other to do barbell shrugs.
>Walk up to the power cage while he's shrugging, do a set.
>Boomer says "hey man you can't just jump in there"
>I say "where am I supposed to squat? you're using two racks and not squatting"
>He says "you can use the squat rack"
>I take the squat rack, he keeps the power cage

Anticlimactic/10

You bench, take your weights off, let someone else jump on, finish your rest, rereack your weights, then repeat?

No you fucking don't.

You work on something else till the station is done unless it's a pulley machine and you slide a pin in and out.

No you fucking don't. You respect people's space and their time being their 1st.

You touch a racked weight you're an asshole.

I have never seen a rotation of 10 guys reracking weights and working in and out at the bench, which is exactly how it would be if that was proper etiquette you fucking mong.

They both look awful

I wouldn't even need to help. My wife would rip your nuts off.

But for the fun of it I would kill you with my bare hands feeling true joy as I stared into your eyes drifting away.

Then I'd run you through a meat grinder and send a care package to your family.

Time for a true dyel story
>be me two weeks ago
>finally decide to start lifting
>find a gym near my house
>the gym is disheveled, there's barley any lights and the only customers are roided up dudes yelling at every rep
>there is a girl in there as well
>she looks at me
>her look of utter disgust will be forever imprinted on my brain
>no receptionist
>wait there for 20 minutes
>finally walk into the gym and ask the girl if she knows where the receptionist is
>it's her
>I ask her how much it costs per month
>she goes "You didn't ask me if you could join."
>I start laughing, thinking it was a joke
>"Ahah, can I?"
>"No."
>she turns her back and starts lifting again
>I stay there for 5 minutes
>pretend to receive a phone call as I walk away

Am I gonna make it bros?

RIP Piana was a living meme

Closest thing to an altercation was some roided out dude acting like he was high on meth aggressively asking me how many sets I had on the bench. I had just started but offered to let him work in with me because I take long rest times and the gym sucked and barely had any equipment. He literally just huffed and puffed like a school girl and fast walked away.

i fucking kek'd, please be true

big if true

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Sounds like westside barbell or jakabol