I think I could beat a gorilla in a fight

Seriously.

I've been doing MMA for 6 years now, and boxing for 7 years, so I could.

And lifting for 4 years. 6'2 and 190 lbs.

I am incredibly fast, and just as reactive. I would just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge him, and then punch him in the face. I will not let loose, one mistake and the gorilla is done for. Of course as always, there will be faggots from here to think this is impossible. Nothing is impossible with willpower my friends, and second of all it's not with your dyel bodies that you will ever accomplish anything.

Any man who have trained whatsoever can beat a gorilla with a knife. Bare hand doesn't have to be more complicated, it's just a question of technics.

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Anyone who says that they could beat an animal like that are full of shit.
Heck, you niggas would get rekt by a cow

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just sneeze on the gorilla and it will die

Cows may be strong but they are weak willed, non-reactive and dumb as fuck, on the right ground killing a cow is pretty doable even with no weapon ar all.
A bull is another story, high test make those beast way dangerous, so at least a sword is necessary.

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I don’t think so at 190 lbs. if that thing gets a hold of you you’re done. Maybe if you were 250 lbs and fast.

Based

I saw a an article showing the claim that chimps are 8x stronger than alphas is bullshit, and they're only about 2x stronger (0.5x stronger than me)
and that's p4p, so considering they're shorter than me (5'7) they're probably not that strong
most of the people who die from chimp attacks are weak old women and shit
I honestly could to take on a chimpanzee
hell probably two on a good day
I'm a big guy, I deadlift 400lb and I weigh 240lb so I'm way stronger than a chimpanzee, also I train MMA so I could probably grab the fucker's neck and choke the fuck out of him like rambo in first blood,
and with his small skull, and my big grizzly hands one right hook of mine would pulverize his little chimp brain because I'm obviously very strong (see my lifts above).

this again

epic

why are you such a faggot user

These but unironically

18-25

>big guy
>not even able to 4plate fiddly
I managed 187.5kg diddly at 79kg, that ain't strong, maybe compared to normies but I'm pretty sure with that and everything else you've posted you'll be killed by a gorilla in no time. That being said, I believe in you, do it, and stream it.

If not a joke, you are a dumb faggot. Make sure to videotape it.

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>tallest gorilles are not even 6'
kek what a manlet specie

If you could add 5cm to your height would you

You would get absolutely dominated. I had this conversation with someone once and it was about 4 hours long. Here's the quick summary:

Man needs to work up the courage to attack, gorillas are naturally ferocious and will tear you apart if you threaten them.

>falling for this cold pasta

Fuck this you can outreach him easily

you can do it bro!

Do it faggot. We'll feed whats left of you to the lions anyway.

(you)

Nah dude. I think a fit and moderately trained human could definitely beat on a chimpanzee (although he would get pretty hurt himself), but a gorilla is way too much for any normal human,no matter how much they have trained. I could see it though with a sword and maybe even a knife.

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