How does Jow Forums eat their vegetables...

How does Jow Forums eat their vegetables? I have to either cook them in butter our douse them in salt just to stomach them.

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I consume nutrients through my anus.
Sexually.
I don't eat healthily.
But I do masturbate healthily.
I do not defecate healthily.
As my anus is damaged.
One might say, "gay".

home made soup, idiot

I eat almost all of my veggies with yogurt garlic dip. I dont even try hard i stir lots of garlic powder into a bowl of yogurt and dip broc carrots etc

I just eat em

I only add vegetables I like the taste of to my meat, but then again, I don't eat carbs.

Do people really make boring ass food ? I see so many thi gs where its just chicken and veggies even sometimes rice. I had dolma yesterday along with a chicken schwarma

I make a stew with lentils or beans with some veggies.

Or simply I eat them as a salad

Imagine caring what food tastes like. Don’t be a slave to your taste buds on your tongue and inside your mouth. Force yourself to eat healthy and you will start accepting it.

or
>eat delicious fatty red meat and creamy dairy every day
>don't eat anything else

>small sauce pot
>1cm water
>cover and bring to boil
>throw in your rinsed veggies
>lower heat to medium-high
>~6 min
>steamed veggies done

Steam them
>condenses the veggies and makes it easier to eat
I think they’re delicious tho

Stop eating the vegetables. They taste like shit for a reason. They're poisonous and your body can't even digest them anyway. You need to lather them in animal products to make them palatable? What does that tell you? Humans evolved to be predators -- eyes forward, high intelligence, with a digestive system like lions and wolves.

Start eating meat, and cut out essentially all carbs. Berries, nuts, and fermented vegetables are acceptable, but should be consumed sparingly.

Put carrots and spinich and other stuff in a blender and make smooth

>rip kidneys

based meat cultist

Nothing wrong with butter son. Fry those littles homies up, add some salt and pepper, a pinch of chili flakes and you'll be the mayor of flavour town. Guy fieri would service your micropenis just to lick the grease off your wallpaper when you done cooking

How does it feel being a literal child/a shit cook? I eat my vegetables and I like them almost as much as my meats.

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Lots of Jow Forumsizens can't cook and just assemble piles of stuff to meet their macros.

Just put them in your fucking mouth and chew you child.

Go to bed sv3rige

Salad with ingredients and spices you like.
I add feta cheese, olives, and crushed basilisk and pepper/citrus pepper for zest.
Disclaimer: Permabulk

>cook them in butter
The struggle of being an american.

pretty much all vegetables taste better to me raw than cooked. Carrots, broccoli, etc

Raw, also frozen veg with rice, chicken and egg

With pic related or a tiny bit of sweet chili sauce in the last 15 min of roasting.

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this erryday plus cottage cheese

I used to cook them but cleanup got annoying so I just throw them in a bowl and snack on them. Not cooked if possible.

how can someone eat raw brocolli the stalks are too fibrous if you don't cook it

Fetta cheese is fuckingdelicious

Steam them then use oyster sauce for flavour

i don't

Mediterranean salads ftw.
I eat a huge fresh salad with every meal. I did so sll my life, normal business in spain.
Make it taste proper: olive oil, salt, vinegar and blsck ground pepper to taste.

steamed
works great for broccoli, carrots, peas, cauliflower, corn, beans, go nuts man

What are you fucking 6, eat your veges like a man you fucking pussy. You need vitamins for GAINS

I normally dress kale and broccoli with hummus watered down with a little salt. If its starchy vegetables like carrots/potato ill just put some lemon juice and salt on them and roast them. Soup is good too but it gets boring fast

Raw. I fucking love veggies.

What
Most vegetables taste pretty good and make dinner taste way better. Are you a fatty?
Broccoli, peas, carrots, spinach, parsley, peppers, beet root, etc. I have at least 2 servings from those every day. Shit is delicious. Though one thing I actually do hate is cooked spinach. I can only stomach spinach if it's raw