How can i be as perfect as this man
you gotta roll some of these
im serious
By getting dubs
you mean some of these?
Based
This is now a dubs thread
Dubz gainz
it's simple, just be a delusional yuppy living a fake fantasy that you're a serial killer
Pathetic
boomer get
>I wanna fuck your tits then cut your arms off
read em and weep
Wew Chad
Check ‘em
i will get dubs
Dubs and everyone ITT adds 15 kg to their bench press pr in the next 5 months
I heard about dubs. What are they?
Check ‘em.
dubs and you all stay virgins check em
Dubs pls
. . . . .
by gettin these trips
I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
fuck your dubs
based
check these out
Max get
2nd time I called it
the absolute madman
He literally tells you in the movie
Also checkem
the absolute weapon
Things just got interesting
whoa
I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
Check please
Give me some dubs
by getting quads ya fcking dip
check em
check'd
Have makeup artists work on you throughout the day.
How bout deez dubs
CHECK 'EM
Trips nigga
get
Weak, check em' lads.
Plebeians step aside
I am him
The actor or the fictional character who is a parody of masculinity?
Read 'em and weep
Roll
Rollin
Reserve me dubs in Dorsia
I always laugh when people on this board aspire to be Patrick Bateman. Ever read the book? Or seen the movie past the first ten minutes? He's not someone you want to be like. Unless you enjoy being absolutely desperate to "fit in" with a crowd of people you simultaneously despise, to the point that you imagine murdering them with an axe.
Get check'd
I make this look easy
And by easy im talking about these dubs
He's /ourguy/. He's Jow Forums successful and an absolute autist. Also check'd
RETURN EM
He's "successful" because his father owns Pierce & Pierce. He also outright contradicts himself when he narrates about his clothes and possessions in the book so it's likely he's exaggerating his own wealth.
>Exaggerating his own wealth
Sounds like Jow Forums to me user
YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT
This thread
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I HAVE QUADS
Rollin'
Progress your weights in 11kg.
Earn 11% more every year.
Be more lean 11% every year.
Oh fugg
11% masterrace
You have autism.
Taking these dubs by storm
isn't the point of the movie that he's a pathetic loser wo has everything handed to him?
for you my friend
based
Check em
If I get dubs someone has to mire me
Impressive. Very nice.
Look at how lean he is and he still has the face fat past his chin. Is it unavoidable?
like this
Watch me
>perfect
OHNONONONONO
those are pretty good but check out these bad boys