So I got one of these and, let me tell ya...

So I got one of these and, let me tell ya, this thing gets rid of sexual frustration better than hand fapping and you get a little workout in. Just close your eyes, put on some loli asmr and you're good to go. Now I can finally focus on shit that matter instead of wasting energy thinking about how to fuck a girl. I can't think of any downside to it.

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No downsides besides literally failing at life.

Sad. I’m too prideful

>Hey goys I have pretty much castrated myself. You should try it
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Imagine what the person making this post looks like

Right, because I said that I'm never going to pursue women again. Way to jump to conclusions.

Crabs in a bucket. Good for you OP.

Did you buy new or used?

It's not such a large leap to make when you've bought one of these fucking things.

I saw one of these in a shop in hamburg and was looking at it laughing and the shop keep thought I was interested. He got it out and started spanking the arse on it telling me how real it felt so I give a squeeze and it felt so rubbery and clamy. Did not feel real at all. I hate to shit on people here as we're all autistic or retarded in some way or another, however, buying one of these is the saddest thing I think I've seen anybkdy do on this site. My prayers are with you user.

>be me, 23, living on own for first time
>no friends, no gf, no social life
>give up fapping because Jow Forums said to
>don’t really have issues getting girls just getting hard from death grip fapping
>get OPs pic related Fuckmaster-slop-a-tron 3000
>use daily, practice stroke game, slowly improve erections with fake pussy
>use it every morning and before bed. It becomes a daily ritual and I really look forward to it, but still feel lonely because it’s just a clump of plastic
>finallly start going out with friends from work
>at bar, office cutie and I talk for the first time, hit it off
>ff take her home
>we make way to my bedroom and in the middle of a clump of bedsheets is my FuckMaster-Slop-a-Tron 3000
>”a-user.... wha...”
>”ITS A JOKE SHAKER CUP WITH WHEY PROTEIN INSIDE, I LEFT IN A HURRY”

Yup, you're absolutely right. They're close minded about guys owning a sex toy but probably think girls owning a vibrator is fine. As long as the sex toy doesn't interfere with daily life then it shouldn't be an issue.

Rookie mistake user

Isso

Quality sex toys are genuinely underrated.

Last time i broke up with my boyfriend, i went in to the nearest adult store and 70$ later about had an out of body experience from the best vibrator ive ever used.

Imagine you sticking your dick in that thing while other are sticking their dick in real pussy

I would never go out in public if i did shit like that

But triple pronged alien dildos with realistic horse cum plungers and super ultra vibranium action with accompanying nipple clamps is totally ok for women. But god forbid a dude use anything besides his hand and vanilla porn on porn hub or he is some sort of degenerate freak who cannot possibly exist in society.
Fucking retarded double standard, crabs in a bucket.

nice blogpost tranny

Show me where I said women owning sex toys is acceptable cretin.

Good thing I'm not as insecure as you are so that's not a problem for me. You might need a therapist.

You should post a video demonstrating, I don't think I understand

A person who enjoys an active, healthy sex life shaming somebody for owning a sex toy is not crabs in a bucket, you are either intentionally using the metaphor incorrectly or you're a complete fucking retard

FUCK wrong post
Meant that for , please don't post a video of that

Just make sure you don't catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror when you're fucking it. That's s sure fire way to end up with a rope round your neck in a japanese forrest

>>lads I decided to abandon the pursuit of tail entirely and just jerk off inside my glorified fleshlight every day
>good going user, they're just jealous!

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>loli asmr

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>active sex life with multiple partners
>healthy
Pick one

Nowhere did I mention multiple partners. You're grasping at straws little buddy.

I too am interested

Good thing you will never have kids, so your imbecile genes will not pass on.

Good job OP

Sold your soul to the Jews for cummies kek. Peak normie

how much was it OP? link?

>lads I decided to abandon the pursuit of tail entirely
Literally nowhere in my post did I say that I'm giving up on women. I only plan on using this toy a couple times a week and when I'm find a girlfriend I'll trash it. You sound upset that I'm secure enough to buy this thing while you're stuck with hand fapping.

Great job deflecting, it has been culturally acceptable for women to fuck themselves silly with any and everything they can get their hands on for at least a decade now. They have fucking parties where they get together and admire each others rabbit dildos. But keep pretending that this isn't the norm, don't try to push your own insecurities onto others.

>we're all autistic or retarded in some way or another
That is just a stupid thing to say you fucking newfag.

LOL this

He think its about insecurity, fucking kek
Fucking a girl and watching the shit in the mirror is 10/10 feeling, if you think you gonna feel masculine or anything beside a pathetic piece of shit, pls come back here and let me know

>One group of people are degenerates so I'm going to lower myself to their standards rather than try to bring them up to mine.

you're literally ball grass

How can you even be with a girl after doing shit like this

Maybe you have a point about insecurity, but I'd rather just think of it as embarrassing, extravagant (money wise), etc.
Anyway, nobody's jealous user, we just think you're fucking weird.

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Don't let the fags ITT bring you down OP, you just keep focusing on yourself, your goals and keep climbing to the top.

I thought this was a health and fitness board

> (You)
>Maybe you have a point about insecurity, but I'd rather just think of it as embarrassing, extravagant (money wise), etc.
>Anyway, nobody's jealous user, we just think you're fucking weird.
Good thing I don't care what strangers on the internet think. And it was $20 after a discount so if you think that's extravagant then you have bigger problems to address

I really hate the degenerate faggots that do mental gymnastics to justify their behavior.

>I thought this was a health and fitness board
Fuck out of here normie

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How is there anything wrong with a sex toy? Girls can have dildos but guys can't have onaholes? You are all absolute sheep

They're crabs in a bucket

>masturbation is degenerate

$20 seems cheap for something like that, give link?

One time we turned on the logic circuits of a sexbot and it went full on homicidal.

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If I bought one of these I'd probably kill myself out of shame soon after.

>It isn't

>whaaa the girls do it why can't I? I'm tellin mummy
If this is you're best argument...

That's pretty sad to be honest. If a sex toy causes you that much distress then you must have some deep, underlying problems that you haven't resolved. As a person with good mental health, this sex toy brings me no shame.

lol you can't even answer the question

A dead woman feels better.

As a feminist, I believe men and women should be able to use sex toys without being shamed for it. Why are you being sexist?

>Compulsively fucks a lump of thermoplastic resin.
>No mental issues.

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anyone have tips on how to fuck these things?

I have a riley reid asshole fleshlight but my hand feels better so I haven't touched it for a long time

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>no answer
Close the thread boys, and buy yourself one of those (or just ask the gym twink).

Fleshlight sucks. The ass pussy masturbator is better because you can get on top of it and fuck it like you're balls deep in some tight, teen pussy

even the asshole?

girls shouldn't have dildos

Yeah but the asshole is really tight on mine so I haven't tried it yet. Found it on Amazon and it had good reviews so I got it

I made a thread exactly like this three years ago, using that picture too (but I had a white background).
Now we're toy pussy bros.

link?

*three months

Aww is the wittle babby boy complaining about sexism. Poor wittle privileged cismale

What kind of sick fuck would buy new?

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