How do I induce a wet dream, pol?

He he he

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>pol
you're on the wrong site

Old habit. And the boards are 75% interchangeable.

you need to go back

Those guys are so negative. Not good for my depression. I like it here.

almost every dream i have is lucid and i'm a literal god in it.
i love jumping over buildings instead of the classic flying which most lucid dreamers practice.
i can also turn a normal dream into a wet one really easy. used to wake up with cum in my boxers, but my body stopped doing that which is great there are literally no side effects to fucking in the dreamworld anymore for me.
however, i do get nightmares sometimes and i can somewhat control them, but it's really hard to do so and it usually i end them and just wake up but they always end with some weird face thing just before i wake up.
i'm very good at remembering the nightmares, but tend to forget almost everything from normal dreams

ama

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See

if i don't jerk off for like 4 days i cum my pants in my dreams. I don't know how you low test boys do this no fap thing

>AMA
How did you find your way out of reddit?

Fuck of Reddit I bet you guys can’t even bench 2pl8

Teach me senpai

I’m gonna say the N-word

Go for a walk or go out more mate, it's truly tough

I walk 1+ hour a day and go out all the time. I share your pain user. We will make it.

i've only been there for the bodyweight guide
and i've been lurking here since 2010 so... dunno what you on about m8y

but you've certainly been there more than me since you are somehow able to find patterns in my writing style which you compare to some other who gives a fuck site. thanks for the (you), fag

it's hard to learn i was always kind of able to do it. one thing i find that worked for me when i randomly woke up and wanted to return to the same dream is to describe the setting of your dream in your head just as you are slipping into sleep.
example:"i will be in a forest rave and i will be completely aware and in power. there will people i know - (names of friends or names and faces of qts i want to fuck) etc."
realizing that you are in fact dreaming is also a big part and i just tend to know that something is different than usual and i just know that this can't be real so i just kind of imagine the ways i want things to go and they do.

2 weeks for me... a-am i medium test?

Best advice I've ever gotten on how to dream is simply sleeping on your back. Works guaranteed.

Nice. I almost always sleep on my side.

MS OBAMA GET DOWN

So did I. It's awkward at first when you're not used to sleeping on your back. But the dreams make it worth it. I am more rested, lucid dreaming is more frequent though I can not control it.

That's racist you can't say the n-word

Will try this.

user....

I don't know if it's the same for everyone but when I was a virgin, I could never have sex in my dreams
Like, multiple times I had dreams were I was ABOUT to have sex, but always woke up before penetration
Now, after having sex irl, I'm also able to have sex in my dreams

Same here.

Wet dreams are useless if you don't regularly remember your dreams already. More than likely, you'll remember flashes of your dream right as you wake up (if you wake up) and will be very vague by morning. Otherwise you'll just sleep through it and wake up with no memory and your dick stuck to your underwear.

That being said:
>No fap for as long as you hold out
>Watch an hour or two of porn before falling asleep, edging may work in your favor
>Lay on your back, legs extended and together, arms at your side (corpse pose)
>Count backwards from 100 as slowly as you can
>Follow each number with "I will dream and control it"
>Wake up inside dream
>Rub your hands together to increase vividness and pull you into the dream
>Turn around, knowing that your biggest sex fantasy WILL be behind you (this is very important)
>Have fun, don't get too excited or you'll wake yourself up or nut instantly

T. Experience