”Hey, how many sets do you have left?”

Fpbp
Find something else to do OP. your shoulders could use some work. Chest too. Back too. Maybe legs. Actually ur fuckin small kek dyel

>just get to an open rack
>load on my plates
>dyel comes up, gestures for me to take out my earbuds
>”hey, how many sets do you have left?”
>sigh, would love to slap a set of manners into this fucker
>instead just try to blow him off with “I just started”
>dyel walks away muttering something but his head was hung so I couldn’t hear him

thats what you get for being such a fucking autist

next time don't ask shit, you just tell them that you are going to use the equipment between his sets

I simply ask hey do you mind if we share? Damn, you guys are straight up autistic if you are having troubles at talking to people

It means I haven't even done my warmup yet.

If I told you how many working sets I plan on doing you might count my warmup sets and then accuse me of doing more sets than I said I was going to do. I don't even know how many warmups I'm going to do, depends on how I'm feeling.

i can wait forever
you cannot lift in a rack forever, unfortunately

>I will stare at you until I get a decent approximation.
Yeah keep telling yourself that lmao I would stare mog you so hard you’ll never step foot in a gym again.

Who the fuck do you think you are?

I'm 6'2 225lbs there is a 99% chance that you become the mog-ee
I'm the fucking lizard man

Why would you want to slap a set of manners into a guy asking a simple question? Who the fuck you think you are?

Attached: 021f21e395e384b8482b1c8969d0b623.jpg (640x640, 64K)

>Answer Grug!
>Grug stare
>user shrugs and turns away from the autist
>Ugg, me 6'2, me big Grug

Hahaha

Great reaction image user! I too feel that way when my query generates such responses.

>I'm 6'2 225lbs
so you are just another lanklet scarecrow

Not him but
>225 pounds at barely above average height
>lanklet
He could even be a little chubby.
How fucking fat and short are you?

That IS autismo for not being able to respond properly

>I will stare at you until I get at least a decent approximation
After I say that I just started, I go back to whatever I was doing, you gonna stare at someone who is ignoring you? And you think you're the alpha in this situation? "I just started" means the person doesn't want you to work in, and has a lot of sets to go. Learn how to take a hint

>And then I will fuck off
Unironically and literally autistic

your size doesn't matter man, if you did that shit to me, whether I'm just as big, smaller or larger, I'm still just going to assume you're an entitled, petulant baby

if you persisted I'd just call gym staff and have you removed for harassment

this isn't an 80s movie you mong

>big black dude comes up to me
>How many sets you got left?
>2
As he walks away I ask him to spot me doing lmao 70kg
>Sure thing
>OK YOU GOT THIS LEMME SEE YOU UNRACK THIS, THIS IS A LOT OF WEIGHT BUT YOU GOT IT, EVEN I DONT EVEN LIFT THIS MUCH CMON IM RIGHT HERE WITH YOU GO 1 THATS IT user OK 2 GO GO 3 , 4, YOURE GONNA STRUGGLE ON THIS LAST ONE BUT YOU GOT IT 5 NICE user YOU CAN LIFT WAY MORE THAN THIS NEXT TIME
Felt good man

thread/

Yeah and I'm autismo for then straight out saying you didn't answer my question

If someone asks me how many sets I have left I answer them and then ask them if they want to work in. This is how gymbros are made

Imagine being this insecure.

>capeshit
lol youre a fucking loser let him work out

for some reason 95% of the time I get "only one left, I'll hurry", or even some iteration of "you can have it, I just finished". not that I mind but I'm arguably neither big nor intimidating enough to warrant this.

Attached: 1539314461736.jpg (720x479, 80K)

Are you on the spectrum?

Yeah you are. One of the main cues for autism is being unable to read social or body cues

You forgot to mention the 30% bf

>225lbs

even the average american would weightmog you you little anorexic kid. hahahahaha

Sometimes they’re just finished m8.

Maybe you're creepy looking and no one wants to deal with switching in

yeah but not every single time. the fact nobody should really only do 1x7 of any isolations to begin with lol

dude I'm a 5'6 Asian zoomer. the only creepy thing about me is trying to pronounce my last name

Would you rather I say “none of your fucking business”?

That’s probably because it took you 15 minutes to get up the courage to ask them.

>dude I'm a 5'6 Asian zoomer
yikes

I love it when this happens. I remember back in 2012 when I had started lifting, I was benching 55kg and asked this colossally behemothic russian bodybuilder to spot me. he kept yelling random russian phrases like "SAHM SAHM SAHM!" which means "yourself" as in he's not spotting me at all and it's "all you bro, all you"

I've met some aroggant lifters in my life as well. it's usually the guy who isn't new, has some knowledge but has zero self-awareness and thinks he's some lifting god after having 1 year of experience.

projection, post disregarded

yeah ikr, would kms if I had the balls

>be me
>benching next to some random guy
>he asks for a spot on his 90kg bench cause the only other guy in the room visibly struggles with his 20kg db incline
>can do
>afterwards he gives me heaps of shit that I didn't help him at all, and only put my hands on the bar to help him rerack when it was clear he would fail the rep

Attached: 1541884457884_1.jpg (1113x1312, 345K)

>I'm a 5'6 Asian zoomer
Hahahahaha, nobody is intimidated by you, Chang.

I always offer to let them work in but 9 times out of 10 they decline. Fuck 'em, I offered.

That's too goddamn bad. I don't give a rats ass if they're too much of a pussy to want someone working in. I will drag the information I want out of them

If you're too retarded to give me an actual estimate on how many sets you have left then you need to get the fuck out of my gym and go to planet fitness

you are

YES THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT I WAS SAYING THX

Attached: 1524874592075.gif (500x382, 167K)

Jesus you reak of autism

>30%
Try 19% you shrimp dicked faggot
I bet you don't use turn signals either you absolute brainlet
You are a shining example of a non fucktard in this thread. I will always offer to let someone work in if they are asking how many sets I have. AFTER I FUCKING TELL THEM HOW MANY SETS I HAVE LEFT

Attached: IMG_8433.jpg (1280x720, 76K)

>I bet you don't use turn signals either you absolute brainlet
Damn, you’re dumb. I workout with other people and I don’t know how many sets they intend on doing. I’m not going to ask them them and then add it up with mine and then take into account warm up sets and then tell you. I’m going to say “we’re just warming up, it’ll be a while” and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it.

lmao, I would do sets until you left, even if it takes hours

based

>how many sets you got left?
I just got here
>you didn't answer my question
fuck off

Make sure to check your phone between sets for maximum butthurt.

>implying any of you faggots wouldn't come up with an answer if I didn't leave. And if you pussies did try to ignore me I would unrack your shit and work in anyways out of spite. I guarantee it

Just kill them and take their protein shake and wallet, then start using their rack. That's what I do.

Try 1: how many sets?
If the answer is 'i just started' then
Try 2: how much time will it take? / can I work in?

I don't give a rat's ass how many sets you have of whatever the fuck you think you're doing. I'll either train in or wait until your 'awhile' (typically 6 minutes at tops) is done. My goal is to get my sets in, and nothing else matters.

Because I'm usually really polite and normie workouts suffer from strong fuckaround-itis, it will be over soon, and I'll take over.

Who. Gives. A. Fuck. I'm in the gym to train, not give out backpats and handjobs. Don't give a shit about what anyone else is doing.

I have several hundred supersets so no working in, will be here until tomorrow

It's never the big guys who antagonize me (they are there to train, as am I), it's always the small knowitalls and people who fuck around instead of training.

Today, some little underage fuckass did some what-ever-the-fuck step-outs in front of my squat rack, messing up the thin rubber mats in front of it (where I'd be squatting).

Looked at him, looked at the mats and shaked my head, the fucktard still didn't get the hint - clean up your fucking mess.

Spent most of my training thinking about ways to smash his head in, gave me a great deal of joy and energy imagining making him into a vegetable, the way his airways would drown in blood if his face would be introduced to some nice blunt-force trauma.

Talked to him and his friend, asked him about the excercise. Was polite to his friend, because he wasn't the one fucking up. Was staring into the other one's eyes with the 'i wonder if you'd scream if i'd hit you over the head with a pipe' smile, but not actually saying anything that could be construed as threatening.

Hope he got the hint and doesn't try that shit again, because these kinds of subhumanoids will always get what's coming to them if they slip up too much.

So here's my question: if i'd hop on a low dose test cycle, would it amp up the rage against these shit-face types?

That's what your mother said on a street corner, when I tried to haggle a bj down to 10 bucks instead of 15

holy fucking kek pls be pasta

no pasta. that place has got cameras, and he had a friend (witness), so no proper introduction to gym etiquette 101 could be made.

You sound like a faggot

>225 lbs
>19% bodyfat
Yikes!

If you dumb motherfuckers think i'm not gonna unrack your shit and work in just cause you're too retarded to give a count of your sets you better buckle up.

Post pics or suck my dick bitch

Attached: Screenshot_20181219-210957_Gallery.jpg (467x489, 129K)

“Can I work in?”

No fuck off.

try it, manlet

>implying you would ever say no to me
Get bent faggot

Never take test

No

Hahahaha

Attached: 764C96EB-3F00-487E-897D-7F699A4CEC93.jpg (500x375, 38K)

Say it in person when I ask to work in; then we'll talk.

Attached: IMG_5566.jpg (512x307, 46K)

BTFO!

So tell me that you dumb mongoloid. That is more substantial information than 'hurr I just started.' But especially if you look dyel i will assume your 'just started' means fuck all and I will wait for a real answer.

>love handles
>small lats
>no traps
You're just fat bro haha.

>be (You)
>harass some dude in the gym
>throw a tantrum
>start unracking his weights and interrupt his training
>dude goes to gym staff/manager
>(You) get thrown out of gym

>So tell me that
Make me
>if you look dyel
I don’t
>I will wait for a real answer
The sun will die out before you get one

If you think I’m not gonna rape you in the locker room then you better buckle up.

Holy shit, hahahaha. You got all worked up and even went online to complain about it, meanwhile that kid never spent a second thinking about you and went home and banged some prime teen pussy. Why are you guys so pathetic.

no, thats 2 digit iq 3inch shrimpdick answer

>has anger issues
>still too much of a bitch to tell someone to clean up after themselves
kek

Based

>"That's non-autismo for fuck off I'm gonna be here awhile"
every bloated bald ass security guy's response

this guy gets it! maybe because he is a true man like me. here is a pic of me and my best friend, we just had a 10 set gr8 pump together, some finnish sauna afterwards and a shower together.

now I g2go cuz my work at the nightclub starts in 30min, I will be late again...

Attached: c1000.jpg (772x1029, 85K)

You're the type that makes people decide they're gonna just do 20 sets of 1 with 3 minute breaks in between.

that isn't the point autismo; no one owes you shit, most especially how they choose to craft their approximations

If you'd straight up be rude to me, i'd find a way for you to provoke me even further, and then i'd just solve you as a problem, without any warning. Because that's the way I like it, and i love to see pain and suffering caused by me, irregardless of consequences.

He probably banged a few zits off his face. Also, he's a work in progress, I'm just going to wait it out until he slips again. One is a mistake, two is a pattern, three..? there's not going to be a three if there's a corrective measure taken.

Lmao at your life

Step one: look at them and the fuckup they made
Step two: almost every time they know they fucked up and correct it
So the step three, corrective measurements, are for the true subhumans that fuck with my training

I know you're meme'ing, but do you not understand the 'different strokes for different folks' principle? For me, the fast and loose casual violence does it better than most anything else.

Have you never ambushed a person weaker than you, just to kick him around a bit and then leave? It stays with you, you're happy and full of energy for days.

Attached: planet.webm (1920x816, 1.91M)