What does Jow Forums think of meat machine Joe Rogan?

His stand-up is torture. Just yelling.

I enjoy him

Enjoy him how? Like sexually?

Jesus those things will tear you to shreds

I wouldn't know. The only stand-up I follow anymore is Normand McDonalds. Stand-up got really shitty the last few years.

His head is too big and makes me not want to do HGH

Cool guy and overall good human being. Strong, smart, open minded, and has a backbone.

He sincerely doesn't understand borders. I think he's stupid.

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he's entertaining, his podcast can get repetitive but he's good

Rogan is the #1 authority on bro science

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joe pls go

I mean I could if I tried maybe

Yes

oh so that explains why he looks so bloated and shit?

>Poop bragging

His podcasts are comfy

These guys know.

Joe is on TRT and a bunch of other stuff, dude is a literal broscience experiment which is pretty cool.

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Imagine carrying Joe on your back while he fucks your ass haha

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Pretty much

too bad his legs didin't grow instead.

he's a dumbass

I honestly don't think there is a person I dislike more on the planet than Joe Rogan. I just hate him so much.

His stand-up "comedy" is god awful. His MMA commentary is terrible, all he does is jerk off the top people and nonstop sounds OHHH OHHH OHHH WOW and speculating about injuries he knows nothing about. And his podcasts, holy fuck, three hours a week of listening to this retard spew drivel and tell people how interesting they are

HOW IS THIS FAGGOT SO POPULAR JESUS CHRIST

he talks about interesting stuff, has cool guests on his show, and comes across as a level-headed and good person

If you dislike a person just trying to talk about interesting shit and not hurting anyone then you have psychological issues to work through

>And his podcasts, holy fuck, three hours a week of listening to this retard spew drivel and tell people how interesting they are
Thats the point idiot. He’s getting them to talk about themselves

>he talks about interesting stuff
>he's a level headed and good person

holy kek

any retard can sit there and say "wow tell me more, so interesting". doesnt make him good in the sligthest

quality arguments. no wonder you hate interesting discussions so much

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He is a government shill. If you've been listening to a while you'll see he does a complete 180 on most conspiracy theories he used to believe in because he got popular and got sponsors.

Years ago:
>the moon landing is 100% fake, it is undeniably fake (lists reasons and evidence why it is fake)

Current:
>Eddie Bravo you are crazy, of course we landed on the moon theres footage of it tee-hee

Government shill

Another fake shooter and fake tough guy.

He's the ultimate normie idol. Muscular, hedonistic, likes degenerate and onions shit, not very smart, bluepilled. He's what happens if a normie achieves all their initial goals without ever re-examining them along the way.

I like his workout mixture of bjj, yoga, weightlifting, kettlebells, running, etc. It keeps things interesting and well rounded.

what a kook

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fag

>thinking the moon landing was fake

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Earth is flat and the moon landing is not real.

Why is there no curve to the earth when you use your eyes, and the horizon always rises to eye level? Only possible on a flat plane.

Why is Antarctica (edge of the world) off-limits to exploration and exploration is punishable by jailtime?

Why is all images of the earth from space CGI?

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There needs to be more threads about this closet homo thing...he does say some shit thats more than odd

Go to bed sv3rige

please stop what you're doing and go educate yourself.

>educate yourself
You too. The only reason you think the earth is a globe and we went to the moon is because someone told you. Look for yourself.
youtube.com/watch?19&v=DN4pJ1bEdFA

hehe

Nigger you can literally go buy a drone and fly up to see the Earth's curve.

>what is fisheye lens

No you can't. All the videos with curve in the air use a fish eye lens. Use one without and theres no curve. By calculations of NASA's estimates, every mile the earth should dip in curvature 8 inches. You don't see this curvature at all. It's all flat. Climb a mountain and look out, you'll see a flat plane

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Just SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT APES

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WTF?!?!?!

is closeted homosexuality good or bad

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Give this a watch. Try to find a flaw in his flat earth reasoning.
Funny how you give no proof of a globe earth. Literally all logic and reason of the mind will conclude (like all previous civilisations) that the earth was flat. You literally are throwing away all your logic and reason to trust (((NASA))) that the earth is a globe.

Why are constellations of stars always visible and seen, no matter the time of year, if the earth was spinning 600miles per hour travelling at 6000 miles through space. How can we see the same stars and constellations?
NASA faked the moon landing 16 times. They say they *lost* moon landing footage and equipment from the moon landing and they can't recreate it. Fishy?

Flat earth makes complete sense. Don't listen to the memers who make fun of flat earth and say something like "wheres the edge of the earth do you fall off hurhur". Proper flat earth research (the youtube link) has all the logic and reason. We are a flat plane surrounded by the south pole on the borders, with north pole in the centre.

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Especially about black dudes. Either he's gay or a cuck. There are way too many instances where he brings up black dicks for a conversation for it to be a coincidence

If this is true, then what is the point of lying about it?

So no one leave I presume. The whole schooling system is a conspiracy too if you want to look into it, where they educate you enough to work, but not enough to question the elite.
Why do you think Antarctica is off limits to everyone except if you are government accepted? You cannot explore Antarctica at all. It is protected by the United Nations with weapons.

most protests happen at schools/institutions from students

He's an open person. He's also an interviewer. You're a brainlet probably an anxious wreck if you think questions he asks are innapropriate.

Protests about what... pure egotism, sexuality, gender roles, climate change... nothing that is real or matters

Isn't Eric Dubay the guy so desperate for conspiracies he says nukes are fake?

Nukes aren't real. How do you know it's a nuke and not just a massive firebomb? How did people instantly re-live in Hiroshima if it's nuclear waste zone?

Weird flex, but ok.

What's the name of this strip or who is the artist? I haven't seen this in awhile.

Nevermind, it's Plastic Brick Automation.

Bro... i just want you to know, you are based.
The sheep wont listen man, dont even bother.

His Bromance with Jordan Peterson is comfy to listen to. It's like a fantasy where the buff quaterback is best friends with the pen & paper playing math nerd.

The first couple podcasts, sure. Now....

>he doesn't shit mog

A drug addict who thinks he has everything figured out because some fungus made him see funny shapes.

If you ever disagree with him, he will vindictively hound you the entire podcast about minutiae, like when that beta Crowder said he didn't like potheads

>late afternoon
>looking forward to knocking off and grabbing a drink with friends
>office calls, "got one more, just a quick pipe clean"
>fuck
>head to job
>guy opens the door, introduces himself with a big grin
>smile and introduce myself, ask him about the problem with the pipe he called about
>he pauses, seems annoyed that I didn't recognize him or something
>led to bathroom
>tells me toilet wont flush
>spend about 30 mins removing pipe
>find it absolutely packed with roots
>literally blocked completely
>start chuckling, show this Joe guy the problem and explain its an easy fix
>He doesn't laugh, just nods
>"yeah I'm not surprised honestly"
>"I eat really healthy and I take alot of vitamins so it's no surprise that this plant grew so big ya know"
>"it was probably thriving because of my very healthy poo"
>Just stand there listening.
>this guy is literallly bragging to me about his shit.
>finish job
>says he'll pay when we send the invoice because he doesn't like giving his card number out.
>leave

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That's blowing my mind ahah not disagreeing or agreeing but

If you dig a hole deep enough do you just fall out into space or stumble into a reptilian lair?

What about the Mariana trench in the deep ocean, I'd earth has a limited width will all the water leak out into space ??

so Jupiter is flat, Mars, Mercury,Saturn,Neptune, the sun. jeepers.

I have a flat earther mate and for most questions he can pull out some bullshit but he's never been able to answer who gains from convincing us the world is round when it's flat

The earth is not a planet.
youtube.com/watch?v=OtynBFdaVaA

No one knows exactly, but it's to do with the elites. There's a reason why Antarctica is off bounds for secular exploration, it's completely government protected with military. Because it's the border for earth. Why can't you explore Antarctica?

No one knows, same thing as no one knows what happens if you go passed Antarctica, at least to the public.
Also the earth isn't floating in space as an infinite ball... earth is the centre of the universe.

Pic related is the United Nations image.. an image of flat earth model..

Thanks man

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>Why can't you explore Antarctica?
you can, the only restrictions are on animal research and testing purely because a lot of species over there are endangered

I thought this as few years ago. He says weird shit and even his mannerisms and speech are slightly gay

>UN logo is flat showing all continents
>To symbolize "a untited nations"
>"hhuuur proof da earf is flat cuz govament"

You can't explore Antarctica out side of government-guided ones.

It goes deeper than you think

>You can't explore Antarctica out side of government-guided ones.
its also fucking inhospitable which you keep neglecting. Do you know anything about the arctic climate? you cant just casually walk around and "check it out"

>You can't explore Antarctica out side of government-guided ones.
you also can't walk into a bank vault just because you want to explore it, what are the banks hiding in there?

heres some chronology
>earth is flat
>ok
>guy says earth is round
>gets persecuted by genpop, religion and the government
>gets proven right
>people know the earth is round

if people suddenly found out the earth was flat not much would change, we used to think that and no one gains anything from convincing us it's flat - people like you just use it to make yourself seem like you're somehow woke and better than everyone who knows it's round, stop using bullshit beliefs as a personality

Gay

based on your stupid flat earth model, we should always be able to see the sun and the moon (if not cloudy) from any point on earth
and yet, there is such a thing as night, imagine that
or is there some big floating shit blocking the sunlight in the right places too?
also, what are the other planets, and the moon and sun revolving around then? are they tied to a literal north pole with some rope?

You cannot explore it eve if you are in a hospitable ship. You are turned around. People have been jailed for doing so. If you can't see why no one can even go near Antarctica is a fishy thing I don't know what to say

No that's not true. Because the sun isn't really 93 millions miles away and the moon 200,000 miles away. They are similar distances away of similar sizes. They illuminate each side of the earth rotating around a flat plane.
Pic related.

Star constellations never change throughout the year. The star Polaris stays fixed and non-moving star in the sky. All the fixed stars rotate directly around Polaris star all days of the year. How is this possible if the earth si spinning 600 miles per hours at 6000 miles through space?

Your only evidence against me is
>just believe it bro

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honestly get a personality and go outside more even if the earth is flat do you honestly think your autistic ramblings are going to help the cause?
>Your only evidence against me is
>>just believe it bro
no my belief is based on hundreds of thousands of astronomers

yours is based on the fact a few youtube videos convinced you that every astronomer and major government in the world is lying to us for seemingly no reason

I do go outside. That's where I started to realize the earth is not a globe. I never saw a curve no matter how high I got or recorded. The horizon always rose to my eye level. These are only possible on a flat plane.

>no my belief is based on hundreds of thousands of astronomers
So your entire belief about the universe is based on what someone else said to you. This is the problem, look for yourself. Where is the evidence for a globe earth, undeniable proof?
NASA literally faked 16 moon landings, they undeniably and confirmed faking moon landing images and videos, and they stated they cannot go back to the moon yet (since 1960s...) because they "lost the data and equipment" (video on youtube of NASA spokeperson sayin that).

>major government in the world is lying to us for seemingly no reason
And you think the major government tells you the truth on everything?

Current stand-ups are pretty garbage, yeah.

Norm is a good one, Hannibal Buress is decent, Doug Stanhope WAS the best living comic but his last special waa pretty bad

Look up Bill Hicks' album Revelations if you haven't already done so. Some of the topical stuff doesn't age well, early 90s politics, but his broader stuff is still great

>So your entire belief about the universe is based on what someone else said to you.
yours is based on images you've seen on facebook and youtube videos

>NASA literally faked 16 moon landings, they undeniably and confirmed faking moon landing images and videos, and they stated they cannot go back to the moon yet (since 1960s...) because they "lost the data and equipment" (video on youtube of NASA spokeperson sayin that).
any citation? also you know faking the moon landing would have been more difficult right?
youtube.com/watch?v=dWBYAxhH3u4

the host is annoying but provides citations for everything he claims

>I never saw a curve no matter how high I got or recorded.
never been on a plane then?

>And you think the major government tells you the truth on everything?
no but I don't think two countries at war would work together to spread a lie that beenfits no one

Why do you say earth is the centre of the universe ?? I can get behind most theories but out of all the millions of possible galaxies dimensions and different crazy shit we haven't discovered it seems arrogant to think earth is the epicenter of everything that has ever exsisted

>yours is based on images you've seen on facebook and youtube videos
Mine is based on my own logic and reason, and the explanations that makes the most sense. Not an 6000 miles per hour spinning ball in infinite space.

>any citation? also you know faking the moon landing would have been more difficult right?
No. Because no rocketship went into space. Look at their trajectory. They go up and curve like a parabola. They go out of view of observers and then crash back down. They never go straight up. Why?

youtube.com/watch?v=r_sazQnHKTM

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The moon landing photos have evidence of multiple light sources (different shadow angles). Also their are air bubbles in space in their space live streams, how is that possible in space?

youtube.com/watch?v=5adeP-KqGjM

>never been on a plane then?
Plane windows have fish eye-lens attached to them. Climb a mountain and look. Record your own air balloon camera and look.

>no but I don't think two countries at war would work together to spread a lie that beenfits no one
It benefits the elite, which own everything.

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>the virgin male comedian
>the chad butch
WHO LAUGHED!?

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when will he learn?

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He looks like someone photoshopped a face onto a penis.

>Mine is based on my own logic and reason, and the explanations that makes the most sense.
so if I say the same my belief of the world being round is just as valid as yours?

rennaissance man. Any man would love to live his life. God bless him, true king of the manlets, Bane of the manlet pit,earned his way out.

Bless our pseudoscience meathead king, Joe Rogan