Are you ready?

It'll be okay. After the first week half of them will be gone, by the second week everything should be back to normal.

Anyone have the pasta about the jacked dude running on a treadmill while holding a barbell above his head for new years?

>24 hour gym
go at like 3am before work

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I legit want to know why someone would do this.

why is it always old white stiffs that do the most retarded shit in the gym?

functional strength

That actually sounds comfy af user

>live in los angeles
>gym is already packed tighter than a 6-year-old's cunt
>see this thread

am i going to die

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>be sick since two months
>lost all my gains
>probably only gonna be able to lift again next year
>gonna look like one of those resolution tags

Time to go in the mornings I guess

>sick for two months
How

This qt 3.14 trap I met on tinder had something called "hiv" doc said its manageable just gotta take some pill's or something so my hair stops falling out lol.

Oh my god. You should really take it serious. Two month is a really long time to be ill. You should inform yourself over hiv and it's really important to know that you can now give other people hiv, so you should watch out.

January gym is the blackest pill

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ive never noticed a difference

My gym is closed 23-26.12 and 30.12-2.01. I'm missing three workouts because of it.

I don't get it.
Why would people not just buy some weights and a pull up bar?

proud guy heaven denizen

Because part of the doomed to fail new years resolution is showing off.

At pro and amateur level? Too much bulky equipment honestly, various machines are nice to have too.

At beginner level? Zero reason not to drop 500~800 Bucks and be set for a few years.

i dont get this meme

ive been lifting for years and never saw a change in my gyms population

>>ive been lifting for years and never saw a change in my gyms population
probably just bugmen cityfags that experience this.

Just go in the morning like I do 6am

Don't think this saves you. My uni also has a late start because of winter session, the new years faggots all spawn in February when school starts back up. It was so bad last year that I started sneaking into a dorm gym instead of trying to bother with the main campus gym.

Sadly not around for the first January week so I'm probably going to miss out on this.

Not that guy but I go to a smaller university so not too worried. It can't be anymore crowded than usual, and with any luck my lifts scare the newfags away.

Hopefully the new batch has some prime ass.

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>training for 2 years
>his body doesn't show he's not a novice
oh I'm laffin my dyel friend

>Trains for two years
>Still dyel mode

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>2am gym master race

Its like having a private gym.

>Gym closed on jan 1

Phew dodged that bullet

Kek resolutioners have a half life

I go to a real gym

Resolutioners will stay for almost the entirety of January

I know. It was a joke

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Maybe you should babysit an old blind kernel and go on a wild adventure?

my step uncle drove his Porsche right through a negro, negro went through the windshield, blinded my step uncle, and gave him HIV, life is fucking weird sometimes.

This man is living the dream

>wanted to join a gym finally after being a dyel forever
>tell myself i have to start before december to avoid looking like a resolutionlet
>that was a month and a half ago
>still haven't joined

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i believe you

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Your life is my ideal.

This is the gym that I go to. Doesn't really appeal to the new year new me type so January is business as usual. Stay safe mates.

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Which one are you?

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I genuinely feel bad for the guy in white.

Lmao the gathering of the gymcels

You can tell that a person is a shill by how they describe the race of individuals when criticizing them.

fucking kill yourself you cuck.

You clearly have never studied the art of movement training by our lord and savior Ido Portal

me on the right

>200lb adjustable dumbbells arriving this week

Going to lay low for a month

Haha. None of those guys. I'm not a part of the "club" just like to go there. Nice guys in that row though and a couple of actually strong ones.

Is a decent guy with a nice house and a family. I don't feel bad for him at all

Romanian gym , no real difference

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Hollidays end on january 6th in spain, so people alredy forgot new year resolutions by then. There are more newcomers on september, after their cannonical normie vacations on august,

What is this, ICF fan club?

Me on the left

HAHAHAHA
>the wages of sin is death

IGNORE SODOMITE ORDERS

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I worked at a gym in my hometown for 4 years. There’s always a huge dip right after Valentine’s Day.

>gym is already packed tighter than a 6-year-old's cunt
Jesus user...

>name my band

most people come back for new year to go out with uni friends though.

I go to the cheaper gym in town, so no worries

>packed tighter than a 6-year-old's cunt
user, this is 4channel, can you think of the ads?

*cling cling cling*

*ahem*

I am interested in having sexual intercourse with the following groups of people, because i deem their existence a threat to this sites integrity and spirit:
African americans
The chosen people of israel
Maintenance works on this websites.

Colloquially this interest of mine is expressed as such:
FUCK NIGGER FUCK JEWS AND FUCK JANNIES

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Based

megadethlift

But the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

Out of yer friends which er you

this meme is bullshit

this never happened in my gym and it's the biggest in my city

Gay

About to go pick up a new bench, pull up/dip/leg lift station, and cable machine for the home gym, so I'm ready.

>skips gym for a month because is afraid of what other people will think

>trains for 2 years and still dyel

Hmm. It's almost like I see a connection there

It’s almost like different races act differently. It’s almost like if anyone’s the cuck it’s you

I’ll take cultural studies for 500 Bob

No you still have staff

*cough* *ahem* *cough*
I just *ahem* want to say
based

I just bought my own setup from academy and I’ve been loving it. Can’t really lift naked or my dog will come over and lick my dick and balls though

Because they are the most embarrassed by their weakness when they first start out.

People who've never trained or at least never trained seriously often grossly overestimate what they can do in the gym and have too much ego to just accept that they need to start wherever they need to start.

So instead you have dipshits inventing useless movements that they can "excel" at so they have something to brag about.

Rather than facing their true enemy, their own weakness, they need some metric they can "win" at. That's why you have people who have never done a single pull up in their lives bragging about some bullshit or how much they can "cheat """"""curl"""""""

new local gym opening in january, fuck. im going to switch there because its the closest gym, but how do I conquer it so normies dont even get a chance of ruining it all

The attrition rate seems like 30% per week

crazy ass

Heavy singles on the first day with a few of your biggest lifting buddies. God speed user

my gym has only one squat rack so fuck it im taking a break for 3 weeks, gonna visit my parents and do some calisthenic faggotry

My brand new home gym is ready, rate?

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no one to show off your gains too
no chicks in leggings to sniff as they walk past you

the futility of lifting weights.

this. mires are the best motivation

Most of Jow Forums might as well be a part of that. Literally 99% of this board is dyel or some deluded lanklet auschwitz victim who thinks their lmao2pl8 squat is impressive and should give them big legs.

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perkele

Just join, man. I don't know about other people, but I never gave a shit about who's a resolutionlet or not. Since you're dyel you're probably too small to even have your existence noticed.