>FaceTime with GF >GF’s younger brother (15) comes into the room >Brother is getting into fitness and has a bench but no bar or weights yet so I tell him about some used equipment I found for sale >Say I’ll contribute because I need more 45s >Doesn’t even know I’m /big guy/ because hoody season >”Why do you need plates?” >”Because I only have enough to load 315 onto the bar right now” >”You don’t need that much” >GF tells him that I lift and tells me to show him >Loaded 235 onto the bar and did a quick set of eight without warm-up >”God damn, okay”
>Be me >Fat manlet in 10th grade >At Christmas assembly >Some presentation for a bike riding fundraiser on big projector in front of whole school >Guy in tank top with decent arms comes up on screen >Tall qt in front of me mires him hard >Fuck.jpg >Lunch starts >Go to weight room for first time ever >Run 1.5 miles in 13 minutes >Dying, first workout ever >4 months >Down from 160 at 5'4" to 111 at 5'5 >Get mires from qt's from my middle school when I see them at a block party Shit story, but it was one that made me happy.
my friends younger sister called me a buff version of justin bieber before he looked homeless so theres that
Robert Foster
yes, just like all the manlet wrestlers of highschool who've stunted their growth
Blake Scott
Rip.
Jayden Harris
Fucking based lol
Joshua Lee
>Take gf on winter sleigh ride >Look at lights and drink hit cocoa >We are covered in a blanket >Very comfy and romantic >Gf is sleepy from hard day >She kisses my cheek and rests her head on my bulging roid delt >Delt acne bursts and bubbles under my clothes, good thing no one can see >Oh boy, more grainy roid skin incoming >She fall asleep >Her head rolls off my bowling ball shoulder and onto my roid gut >Here we go again, the sound of Rice Krispies in milk is heard as my roid acne explodes like gushers >I flex my roid gut abs because I am insecure that my testicles are shrunken >She starts to wake up because my gut is no longer a soft pillowly grainy skin mass >The sleigh ride driver looks back at us and smiles >Says we are cute couple >Cute? Calling me cute? CUTE? This fucker is testing me. >I reach my grainy arm up to him and get him in a headlock >Tell him to apologize and recognize that I am the alpha >Tell him next time just say "Merlin"
Alexander Russell
Wholesome ‘mires are the best ‘mires
Cooper Garcia
>Work at the same place as my ex-gf >She dumped me a few months ago because she saw me as "just a friend" and didn't want sex anymore all of a sudden (probably lost attraction because I let myself go a bit) >Use this humiliation and heartbreak to better myself >Get Jow Forums and become overall more attractive through skincare, getting a better haircut etc >Shift ended >Change my shirt in the break room instead of the bathroom because it won't take long >ex walks in >Literately gaped and stuttered at me >My new muscles don't show well in my work shirt, so she finally saw how I look now >Texted me earlier and wants to come over for "dinner" that she'll make
Nice. You didn't say it, but glad you shut her down. Grats on the self-respect and not jumping back in.
Jose Peterson
>get really drunk at a party >take my shirt off >old hs friends show up they used to gym pretty hard back when zyzz was still around >they say I've gotten pretty big that's about it
Ryder Hughes
Eat it then just leave
Jayden Anderson
Fuck her then ghost her.
Jayden Murphy
you should never be hungry when you're growing
Jordan Morales
nigga he works with her
Connor Foster
She was probably talking to a side dude that didn't work out, regrets what she had with you, now wants it back, plus the better physical body.
Even if you got back with a woman like this, it wouldn't work out. Do whatever with her, but do not get attached. This woman is dessert. Something you don't really need, rarely want at a restaurant, and not even a side dish or appetizer.
Dominic Myers
He could still do it. I've done it. I'm not even the guy you responded to. It isnt a lifelong issue. Maybe a year or two at the absolute max -- and he's probably got around FIFTY more years left. Eventually people just fade from memory, and neither one cares about past issues if they ever do see each other. 31 yo boomer talking here.
Zachary Martinez
Shit nigga so what. What she gonna do?
Brody Wright
Ya but in the short term women are vindictive.
Kayden Mitchell
Retard. It's probably because you're a sperg, and it bled through. The reason why she probably has interest in you again, is because she sees you as a non-obsessive, goal-oriented, hard-working person now. If you're able to keep that mindset, while still being in love, then you're on the path to become a normal person.
Good luck.
Robert Jenkins
I fucked a faggot in his stupid little faggot asshole. Does that count?
