Post your positive Jow Forums feels RIGHT NAO.
>Start new job
>Introduce self to co-worker, shakes hand
>"Woah! That's a mighty firm grip you got there, do you work out?"
>Mfw I do
Let's make the most of the remainder of 2018 lads
Post your positive Jow Forums feels RIGHT NAO.
>Start new job
>Introduce self to co-worker, shakes hand
>"Woah! That's a mighty firm grip you got there, do you work out?"
>Mfw I do
Let's make the most of the remainder of 2018 lads
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You were gripping him too hard you autist
>walk up to friends house
>knock
>he opens the door and says
>''Dude youre massive did you just come from the gym, it looks like youve got a pump''
>mfw Ive been on a rest day for 2 days
>He doesn't crush the other persons hand to assert his dominance
>Be junior in college
>Have awkward growth phase freshman and sophomore year where I met a lot of girls and got ghosted by them
>Find out a girl that ghosted me freshman year lives directly above me in my apartment building now
>Walls are paper thin, we both can hear even if the other person is playing music or something
>Not in awkward cocoon mode anymore
>Every time I bang a girl and she's moaning really loudly or screaming my name the twat who ghosted me can hear it
>smugpepe.jpg
I can gauge how much of an insecure faggot someone is solely based on how hard they try to assert their dominance with an overly strong handshake. And I know I'm not the only one.
I only screamed for 5 minutes last night into my pillow before going to sleep haha
Reminder to be honest desu
>he doesn't fuck the other person's asshole to assert dominance
You're the guy who gives a limp fish handshake at interviews aren't you
>playfully crossed fingers with female friend to warm her from the cold when she put them on my shoulders from behind
>Got hugged from another since we couldn't see each other for a few weeks
>Actually my first ever heartfelt interactions with girl friends other than ex
Not interested in any one of them, but it felt good bros, and maybe it's related to me being a bit more curated on how I look.
Maybe we are going to make it.
>mum says my shoulders are looking broader
>friend says ive grown taller even though i havent (im attributing this to gains also)
I am proud of you all
Refocused on my goals rather than when a girl will text me next. And it's squat day babbbbbyyyy feeling great!
Thank you user this is blessed
Embarrassing desu
facts
anytime a nigga gives me the death grip i know he got a small dick
>Girlfriend on the verge of breaking up with me last week.
>Mutual friend tells her that this new grill at work has been asking if I'm single and thinks i'm attractive
>Mfw girlfriend apologizes for being "an asshole" lately and starts acting super jealous around other grills
>I've been lifting for 3 months and have gained 15 lbs by eating more as well
Holy shit senpai, are we really all gonna make it?
>Lost 35 pounds since late October
>Start each morning eating oatmeal, pineapple, carbonated water, yogurt mixed nuts and dried fruit and 3 mugs of green tea
>Eating much healthier in general, metabolism spiking each day
>Heart stops palpitating
>Hair color returning, no more flaky scalp after daily shampoo/conditioner during shower
>Girlfriend initiates sex 4 out of 5 times last 3 days
>Parents, sister and brother in law very proud of me, people more kind in general
>Finally getting over laryngitis for over a month
Feels pretty fuckin' good user
I make sure to crush your knuckles just in case any faggot thinks this unironically
I’ve struggled to cut, and then stopped lifting altogether, due to depression and anxiety and my own laziness and impatience. But I’m in the middle of my second workout this week and have eaten correctly the last three days. I’m happy. My only issue is I can’t seem to stick to a cutting diet unless I drop calories super low, like into over a 1000 calorie deficit. Not sure how fucked I’ll be when I finish cutting, but even if I end up as a skellyman again I’m happy. next time around I plan to lean bulk anyway.
BLOOMERS RISE UP
POST YOUR FAVORITE HAPPY SONG RIGHT NOW
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have a nice day user
Got peaced by the second girl this week and the 10th one so far, ive had less than 2 weeks inna relationship in my life and not one of them could give me a reason why they dident wanna be with me
But hey I think im close to perfecting my preworkout recipe, its really not healthy but god damn does it work!
Ill post the recipie here for you lads once I get it prefected because you guys are the best and like the iron are always there for me and the only ones always there for me
I love you faggots from the bottom of my heart
You need to dump her if you want an actual serious relationship
>Home from college, chest/shoulder day at commercial gym
>See grill from hs graduating class
>"Hey user! Wow you're looking good! I-I mean you look bigger, is all I meant"
>not so bad yourself
>"Why didn't we hang out more in school? Here's my snap, hit me up soon ok? :)"
I don't partake in thot slaying but it felt fantastic to get mired again
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THAT'S A MIGHTY FIRM GRIP YOU HAVE THERE, OLD CHAP. PRAY THEE, TELL ME ABOUT YON PHYSIQUE, DO YOU LIFT, YOUNG MAN?
>coworker said i was strong
>lady at work called me "big man"
After a year at Planet Fitness, I finally switched to 24 Hour. I'm so happy, brehs
>no obese lesbians glaring at me for invading their safe space
>actual barbells exist, don't have to bench in the smith machine
>gym thots are under 160lbs
>pool
>sauna
>there are dudes bigger/leaner than me, so I have something to aspire to