Sorry my english is not the best

Sorry my english is not the best
>I would like to deadlifts
>A girl with a big ass asked if she could work before me
>Yes yes
>Make my set and when I was ready to take the bar, I heard his fart
>Madness
>I faced and asked why he should choose at that time
>He does something that happened
>"I listen to you fart"
>Continued to refuse
>I went to the table and complained
>Began crying and announcing that I had been abusive from the platform
>What the hell
>The table told me if I would do it again I had run out of the exercise
What is right?

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LARP

What

>he does something that happened

Kek

Brap

I think what you're trying to say is

A thicc ass girl asked to work in with you
She farted after her last rep
You cried to the front desk
They told you to stop being a pussy and go do something else if you can't handle the brap

If that's right, you're in the wrong for not inhaling that brap and smashing your pr after

Then you should have tipped her

Ok. What's up with all these stroke posts?

absolutely based strokeposter

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this is why you tip the scan wench. These days politics extend farther than just in washington and you need to make sure you have as many people on your side as possible. $2-3 dollars per visit is a small tip for allegiance

embrace the brap, stroke poster

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absolutely fucking BASED and REDPILLED.

Strokeposting at its finest.

>A girl with big ass
>I heard his fart
Faggot.

Based strokeposter

>the table told me
Fucking lost

>madness

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>user! omg this diet is killing me!
>I love my booty and thigh gains, but I have so much gas!
>PFFFFTTTT PSHHHH POOOOOOT
>hehehe omg! user we have to stop this now
>but my ass is getting so thicc and juicy
>*a small poot slips out of her pooter*
>hehe oh my
>user! you dirty boy! you aren't sniffing my poots, are you? hehehe

trying way too hard
>don't admit that your english is bad, especially not in the very first line
>too many short two word lines
>"I would like to deadlifts" is just weak and not funny

Take an actual green text of an awkward situation, throw it through google translate a couple times for inspiration, and write it so it sounds sincere but completely unintelligible.

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What are the rules?

The word poot is objectively more cancerous than brap. Stop, thanks.

*poots on your beta ass*

I kekked for a good 10 seconds. I fucking love shitposters

I fucking love ESLposters lmao

>what is right?
Nothing especially with your input

>sniff brap
>never again or you get a shoe

>A girl with a big ass
>I heard his fart

Did he grow a dick halfway through your set OP?

Is this the finnish stroke poster? pls be real

how do i find a gym like this?

what did I just read?

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>brap induced stroke.
kek

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why did I nut to this?

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Based and jamie pull that shit upilled

>Madness
Idk why but I lost at this

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