>"Eeeeew, who the fuck invited HIM???"
What do?
"Eeeeew, who the fuck invited HIM???"
Kevin Perry
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Cameron Turner
*looks from under my fedora*
Let's get this party started.
Jaxson Allen
Turn around and leave, so I wont have to suffer any further humiliation.
Gabriel Myers
1) I've never gone to parties; even ones where I'm invited.
2) I will throw insults at the whore closest to my person.
>"Hey, Stacey, I see I've gotten here too early, since I don't see any semen running down your leg!"
Luis Morales
stare them down until they look away, grab some beers and leave to better places.
Lincoln Peterson
Turn 360 degrees and kill everyone.
Samuel Howard
>FUCK YOU AND YOUR CUM SPLATTERED LEGS, STACEY!
Mason Long
break down and start crying
Jace Adams
Non ironically start shooting them
Luis Phillips
leave and go back home to play binding of isaac
Adrian Ramirez
>Stacey
That's macabre.
Jeremiah Rogers
>"I have come for one reason and one reason only"
Michael Hernandez
"that's okay, I'm leaving anyway"
>walk upstairs and take a colossal shit in the master bedroom
Brody Moore
He should've go to a house party. It'd be much easier to kill people.
Henry Wood
>knocked on sorority house door during massacre
>no one answers
>leave
at least he stayed beta to the end
James Wood
>EeWwWwW, who the fuck thought having your stupid ass here was a good idea? Now let me get drunk in peace.
Jordan Taylor
some normies become much more friendly after consuming alcohol. you should try drinking with them.
Caleb Sanders
I always get fucked up at parties for that exact reason
Justin Robinson
Elliiot was bitch made. he could have done some serious damage with all that cash he had
Dominic Lewis
honestly i would just smother one of them by forcefully laying on top of them... nothing they could do
its like being buried alive i bet desu
Cooper Clark
"I invited myself"
Cameron Peterson
just dont drink like a maniac. the smart ones drink enough to be social but still have control.
Matthew Bell
>Oh hey user, glad you could make it, here have a drink on me. Guys, this is my friend user, he's shy so be nice!
Jackson Garcia
Based and red pilled, also checked.
Jeremiah Rogers
>sup cunts
>barge through in my neon genesis tshirt
>throw sixer of bud light in the kitchen bin
>sink nine jelly shots and steal beer from the fridge
>hijack music and put on the inital D fourth stage soundtrack
>go outside and find stoners
>every party has stoners
>chill with stoners
>order 9 cheese pizzas under hostie-roasties name
>happystoners.png
>go back inside
>upper-deck the toilet with pre-cooked infernal burrito shit
>slap big tiddy goth chicks ass on the way out
>tfw no gf
>play pokemon go on the way home
>mfw I went to the wrong party
Andrew Price
Your Mom HA GOT EEM
Oliver Lewis
how do you get invited to these parties anyways
Hudson Nelson
social conventions and politeness are spooks
Noah Harris
I don't want to be here anyway, I'll go home and fuck my wife
Owen Peterson
pls bby marry me
even though marriage is Jewish trickery
Daniel Thompson
Based chad spotted
Lucas Martinez
Okay... I'll leave anyway you guys look lame with your liquid jew drinks.
I'm gonna take this big bag of MDMA down to techno night at the club and get some QT backpacker swedish girls like last time :)
Isaiah Morales
You fill the role they need you to, OP. If you need to be the freakshow that everyone else mocks to feel better about, live it. Become a smelly bastard, act insane muttering to yourself and so forth, dress like an unkempt hobo. Drink the milk out of their refrigerators straight from the jug.
Jason Lee
Proceed to throw feces in her face.
Hudson Harris
*starts masturbating*
Jonathan Scott
id probably just walk out and leave in shame or maybe sit there for 10-15 minutes drinking beer and see if anyone changes their mind about hating me but probably just end up leaving one way or another
Xavier Ramirez
Yeah I would have used Gil toss on those normalfags
Brody Hall
Seeya in hell, NPCs.
Jeremiah Jones
NPCs cant go to hell cause they dont have a soul, stoopid