I haven't had any caffeine since July, other than a few centimeters of tea on a date...

>5-8 dates in 4 months
unless that was one woman and she's not hot, go fuck yourself normie

I have six cups of coffee a day and im richer than everyone in this fucking thread t b h

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Ive had caffeine for the first time in months and Ic cant stop shaking

I cant even stop to do something, every tfive minutes I get up aand pace around

My vyvanse does way more for me than your caffeine addiction could ever do to you.

Just have a tea and say you don't drink coffee. I've done this before and I've never had a girl give a shit. Besides, a little caffeine isn't going to kill you, only regular use is gonna fuck you up.

I was only at 150-200mg/day and when I tried to quit I went through insane withdrawals.
>pounding headache
>lying in bed for hours writhing from twisting feeling in all of my joints
>can't focus on anything
Anyone experienced something similar? Or am I just hypersensitive to it? Down to 80-100mg

>bragging that meth is more stimulating than caffeine, the post

>caffeine addiction
is this the new cope of people who dont achieve shit?
i kinda like it.

Are you saying someone who drinks 6 coffees a day (which is about 280mg of caffeine) definitely isn't addicted to coffee?

No joke, coffee almost killed me earlier this year.

>sent out of town for a month for work for multi-billion dollar project
>usual role is office work with medium manual labor
>travel job is heavy manual work, 12-16 hours a day with few breaks
>very high ranking exec's reviewing every step I take and taking notes on my performance, super stressful
>start chugging coffee just to stay awake and keep stomach filled and keep me warm
>get back to town after month
>wake up in middle of the night, heart is pounding and totally off-kilter
>try to get up, feel dizzy and tingly, fall back into bed
>doc says combination of lack of sleep, exertion, stress, and caffeine gave me Atrial Fibrillation/arrhythmia
>have to take blood thinners now so I don't die, almost had to have heart surgery
>no more caffeine

>thinking something with half the stimulant potential and a bonded amino acid to slow metabolization is the same as meth

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this is not true

just get a hot chocolate at the coffee shop and say you were feeling in the mood because it's winter or something. she's not gonna fuckin care dude, some of you autists overthink everything

>work 12-16 hour days in high stress environment chugging stimulants
>omg coffee almost killed me
Your own position and bad choices almost killed you faggot. The absolute state of normies who can’t take responisbility for their own actions

>t. Jow Forums shitcel

Doesn't justify your addiction faggot. Enjoy your low dopamine withdrawal

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Shit, forgot to add id, the caffeine is rotting my brain.

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Just get something else you overthinking fuck head

>literally defending meth, the post

that's about a scoop of preworkout

>a few centimetres of tea
What?

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>and maybe I'll be sick from a cup after such a long time without coffee.
Is this a fucking joke?

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You guys always think something is making you a beta loser, whether it's BPAs in plastic, porn, fapping, and now coffee.

Why don't you guys just come to terms with the fact that you are genetic waste no matter how much you jerk off or drink coffee and stop blaming literally everything in your lives?

The problem is YOU.

Let me introduce you to decaf.

To be fair a place like scubrats coffee is way stronger, like in the realm of 2-300mg a cup
That's enough to send an abstainee into apoplectic fits of autism

nice

Jow Forumsizens are concerned with that last ~3℅ of godliness, it is a greater challenge than the previous 96%

Jesus christ, fuck off, nigger. When did I not take responsibility for my actions? I know everything I did led up to my medical issues. It was part of my job. But the caffeine I was consuming most certainly had a part in all of it.

Happened to me the other day. Order a water and buy the girls coffee and split a snack with her. Then go have sex. Easy money

>Quitting something for the sake of it and only refusing to drink it again because you don't want to break a streak.

You should probably consider suicide my friend. You won't get addicted unless you're a mental midget.

Fuck, our date is tomorrow and I have to make up my mind, coffee or no coffee. Also don't know if I should pay for her coffee or not.

Have a coffee you retard.

>All of that is awesome just on its face, but much like Voltron, the badass robotic Defender of the Universe, coffee is more than just the sum of its parts. Coffee reduces the effects and incidence of diabetes, reduces the spread of cancer, and is used to treat Parkinsons and Alzheimer's (Butt). Even for those skittish parties who jump at loud noises and live in perpetual fear of the effects of caffeine on their health, scientists have found absolutely no health benefits in decaffeinated coffee over its eminently superior caffeinated brother(Whayne).
Nothing
This
>chaosandpain.com/tips/coffee-elixir-of-the-gods/
>chaosandpain.com/tips/5-amazing-things-about-caffeine-that-you-didnt-know/
>healthline.com/nutrition/top-13-evidence-based-health-benefits-of-coffee#section1
>healthline.com/nutrition/why-is-coffee-good-for-you#section1
>anabolicmen.com/caffeine-testosterone/
>sci-fit.net/2017/collection-supplement-vitamin-studies/#Caffeine
>msn.com/en-gb/foodanddrink/foodnews/people-have-spent-centuries-trying-to-prove-caffeine-is-dangerous-but-the-science-suggests-otherwise/ar-BBI4Mn7?li=AA51YE&ocid=spartanntp
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2017/12/the-war-on-coffee-and-common-sense-or.html

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You're like a shill and a weeb huh?

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What's the point of drinking coffee when doesn't do anything besides scamming your body into thinking that you don't need rest? Also you need more and more cup to just funciton normal. Not to mention of anxiety, jitters, edginess, ups and downs everyday, crash even without sugar, smelly breath, stained teeth, bad for gut and troat, disturb sleeps.

Meanwhile:

>get a good night rest
>drink plenty of water
>sharp as fuck, rested as fuck
>fulfilled all what my body needs

fuck off coffee fucks with your shitty drugs. I don't live on shitty drugs like coffee and cigs for temporary pleasure.

I like to drink a coffee on my way to the gym. A nice preworkout.

Why do you even care what women think you faggot.