Post Jow Forums feels

Yesterday has been the first time I actually turned down an invitation to go out and drink. I haven't been drinking alcohol in 4ish months and quit a ton, a literal ton of bad shit from my life, shit that I never really enjoyed but did anyway because social stigma.
Slowly accepted harsh truths over the year, truths that I always knew but never accepted because I've chose to lie to myself. My crush? Never gave a shit about me and lead me on a path that leads nowhere. My friends? Were never my friends in the first place but I always sticked around like a loyal dog. My ex? Finally cut that shit out of my life. My body? It's been shit my whole life, let's not beat around the bush. Not anymore today, but it's been shit. I have to own that. Alcohol? NEVER enjoyed that crap, Jesus fuck it took me a long time to get over the fear of social stigma. I don't give a crap, these retards grow their beards and drink kilotons of beer and pretend they're "masculine". Masculine my ass, fucking idiots. Women? Never gave a shit about me, let's also not pretend otherwise about that. Only 2 women ever gave me more than a passion glance and even that shit never lasted. Fuck it's liberating to leave all this baggage behind.

Go to work which is chill and relaxing, 7 hours a day. Come home, do stuff around the house for an hour or so. Leave to the gym/training until later in the day, when I come home. Enough time left for shower/grooming, spend some chill time shitposting or drawing or writing or reading or whatever else, get in bed by 12.

Sorry for the rant, I needed to let it out once and for all. I feel like I've been keeping myself in retarded societal standards due to fear of banishment, but realizing I've always been banished and out of place is liberating.

Check fucking hell
user better listen

But you'll fall in love and suffer again, user.

Nah, it's been 3 years since my last relationship and like I said, I sticked around my ex and her friends like a stupid ass loyal dog, even though none of them ever gave a shit about me. Yesterday has been the first day I refused to go out with them and it's like I dropped a backpack full of cement off my shoulders.
I killed my workout today, finished in almost half the time, came home and ate a huge ass meal, washed clothes, did some work around the house. I'll be at work Monday, and I'll relax for the following few days of holidays, go to the gym and have a good time.
It's true what they say that life is crap when you have crappy people around you. Should have listened earlier.

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user!
>[boku cock time]

what the fuck i dont know what it is but i hear it everynigh nigh!!! shit is piercing my cock!!
>Finnish

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Shit brah thanks for the advice. I'm young and I feel like she's different, I guess she probably isn't.

Cock poster
BBC WOBOBO

>mfw finnish
>mfw bbc
>mfw cock
>mfw thomas a dorsey
>mfw cock music

what do bitchj
MY FUTURE WIFE IN BRAIZLIA

cant top the cock!
BITCH NIGGAS

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Hearing it all night has really made me question if its worth living, ripped copper pipes out of my basement, took a shit in my neighbors face user
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>Chubby grilll with her friend at the gym
>her first time based on my eavesdropping
>her friend is showing her how to lift
>Pick up a couple of dumbells and go back to my bench
>hear "wow I couldn't do that hehe"

are you okay

JUST

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cock business is patrol you know this

every morning I light it with privacy spooky on the inside like bitch
>cock thread
POST UP NIGGA

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I hear cock music from those Finnish bastards and his cockboss everynight. Thought it was my PC speakers.
>muted them
Thought it was my dog
>ate him
Thought it was my toenails rubbing against my shits
>took care of it

user they have you now for sure if you don't already know about this

>>The same thing as a loving little GF warmly clinging onto your side as you sleep, slowly grinding herself on your hip, you waking up without moving or letting you know and watching her whimper "I love you" for hours on end, telling her you're awake and you've heard the whole thing, her getting super embarrassed as you flip her over and kiss her tenderly, pressing her naked body onto your chest as she squeaks cutely at you, feeling her heartbeat double as you whisper back "I love you too" as you pull a blanket over both of you

>2days after that she leaves you cuz she wants to make new experiences.

literally this as in fuking literally happned to me 2 weeks ago

so fuck your gay shit
only way to everlasting happines is selfimprovement and not thots

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>got friendzoned because my dick went soft when it was time to pop my cherry a few weeks ago
>just

on vagato
IM A MOVERINO!!

COCK boy

>based

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Oh cock music guy comes on Jow Forums too huh.

Jow Forums
huh
>xixj nyaux

fucking retard

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I finally mustered up the discipline to go on a slight cut to where I am losing the last few kgs of body fat before I can see my abs

>kg
Kilo Paramater?

this is 1st post of a series
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COCK COCK YOU ARE BEING WATCHED FAGGOT RETARD
youtube.com/watch?v=wMLrZf0wGk8

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>Fine. DONT DO IT. But you're gonna feel a lot worse about yourself than if you just did the bloody thing. Or at least attemped it. Gosh

something along those lines

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could you not

Yes
Their main customer base are people who buy a gym membership, show up once, and never bother to again. They actively deter serious gymgoers.

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Is this a cock thread?

post cocks gentlemen

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Im back I was sucking fat cocks while listening to cock music excuse my lack of dedication boys

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She could have been the one :’(

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Listen to these quads user they speak the truth

>start working at a place
>one girl starts working at the same time I start
>always thought she was a qt, but never assumed she was into me
>all the guys at work think she’s hot as fuck
>kind of have to agree, but put her out of my mind and get on with life
>go to staff party on Wednesday
>halfway through we’re talking and she starts telling me how she feels
>long story short, we end up making out passionately on the dancefloor to People Are Still Having Sex by Latour
>get the customary pats on the back from all the lads and the envious smiles from other girls I work with
>skip forward to today
>have had the moment of us making out stuck in my head on a loop
>unlike me, I sleep around and kiss a lot of girls
>but this one kiss, this one moment of pure lust and passion, has me bowled over
>haven’t felt this way ever

Not sure what to do. Never felt this way, even with very serious exes that have left me heartbroken for months.

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Angelina a qt, sorry to see this user :(

Quads backed up by dubs. OP better listen.

>change and not chance

That's a no for me bro

See where it goes

At this point I'm just trying to muster up enough courage to go to a prostitute and lose my virginity. I'm very, very sad. I don't see any other way. I get nervous even thinking about it. This is not what I planned when I was 18.

>Huehue I sleep around a lot
>Isn't able to turn a natural make out into sex

Imagine lying on the internet

>car headlamps not working
>other car's clutch goes out
>can't go to the gym at night after work
>feel like shit for not working out
>tfw could write a check for a new car but have OCD and hoard every cent of money because you never felt secure as a child

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I will meet my future wife in Brazil

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or perhaps I didn’t want to fuck a coworker because I’m not an idiot? Not to mention that I don’t sleep with everyone I make out with lmao

I think I will. We’re both away back home for Christmas, so I’ll see her in January. If I feel the same way then I’ll pursue it, and see if she feels the same way.

>gotta study for midterms
>feel like shit in the morning
>actually planned to go to the gym after studying but can't focus like this
>fuck it, hit the gym
>still feel like shit at first but fatigue fades away after first work set
>make a bench PR
>feel reinvigorated and can totally focus on studying again
ya boy don't need no adderall

>Cock music has been shown to have degrading effects on the brain after long time exposure which manifests in the form of reduced focus, willpower, energy, and motivation.

you

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maybe she's poor lol

Hope you got on NoFap, or at least NoPorn. Just something that brings your libido back to normal.

stop forcing your shitty meme

>meme
platforming dark souls pop pop

what are you listening to user

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>have a bad morning and trouble focusing a single time
>"yeah user, you gotta stop jizzing, it's killing your brain cells"

>Nocturnal emissions have been recorded in only 2 cases when cock music was used on gay men

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Pros
>got a job this year, no longer NEET
>lost 80 pounds
Cons
>oneitis is a lesbian
>constantly get mogged by friends with careers
>feel like i've missed out on lots of stuff people in their 20s are supposed to enjoy like parties, travelling abroad and fooling around with girls
it's getting better but still not happy with my situation

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gun smoke probab cock style

buy a glock to kill your mom post it on youtube

based
>Thomas A Dorissey
>Dorri

Belarus

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based stroke poster

based cock schizo knows no limits, I've seen this retard post on like 8 or 9 different boards

One day at a time man, you've come far

> eat at 12 pm
> take a "nap"
> wake up just now (5:50pm)
> Still need to eat 2.5K calories

My eating schedule is ruined, is it not senpaitachi?

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>tfw have been told many times that im good looking
>tfw girls stare at me all the time, waiting for me to approach them
>tfw too fucking retarded, and dont even know what to say in a girl
>tfw even if we somehow start chatting, i dont even know how to turn the convo sexual

i hate myself

>Don't worry he knows
It happened to me Jow Forums

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...

just be honest with them, tell them you think they're cute. they'll appreciate the honesty. don't turn it sexual too quick, they'll think you're a weirdo

if the girls says you're cute and is flirty with you all you have to do to turn it sexual is to start touching her. It sounds pua as fuck but it does work. A light hand on her waist changes the nature of the relationship from just friends to something more in her mind.

Im in the same boat as him.
Get told Im cute so much now when a girl says I am I wanna be like yeah I know but Im to autistic to get in your pants so please move along so you dont get my hopes up

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>BIG BLACK COCK MUSIC THREAD POST
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>be me
>formerly over 300 lbs
>now 225
>running lifting better diet etc

>boss tells eveyone we have new physical requirements at work
>must pass new test with max heart rate tested
>Doc tells me my max rate to pass is 172
>do test, never go above 137, pass with flying colors
>doctor says he can tell i am doing cardio and working out consistently because my heart rate is in control and drops easily after i stop exercise

I still want to lose about 25 more lbs by the end of next year, but this was the best indicator so far that I'm making it, bros. Feels good

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>went to a coworker's christmas party
>makes less money than me, and a smaller house
>interior is gorgeous
>has a qt wife, outdoor pool, a sweet mancave of a basement
>meanwhile my house is near barren, with no one to share it with
>thinking of turning my basement into something more than storage for tires and firewood
>remember don't have any real friends, old ones got kids and couldn't go out and fell out of touch

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play it cool, hotshot. You sperg out and you'll ruin it

>getting involved with someone you work with

avoid that

yeah i don't know why i even give girl advice because i'm a kissless virgin that's never gotten attention from girls, i have no idea what qualifies as an advance from a girl or if they're just being nice

Quads of heart destruction

Currently being led on by a girl that I've crushed on for ages. She acts like she wants a relationship with me but isn't ready. She hasn't messaged me in a week.
Don't know why I'm not good enough. It fucking hurts.

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ignore her. nothing drives women more nuts than that

Take this to Jow Forums

>this happened
It didn’t

Dont go rooting through the trash. Move on

Explain

Thrift and flea man, fill your home with cooler cheaper old shit that just works and also don't dwell on what other people are doing having a good job and home is more better off than many.

AWALT man, get that in your head sooner and save yourself alot of time

Okay now this is based

Been having some medical issues recently keeping from lifting. Just kinda hoping it's nothing serious as I should be finding out early next year.

3 weeks sleeping on the floor will fix you up

Go for long walks everyday so you dont lose everything

And dont thank me just take a salt tablet

You deserve and need a working car, your a decent person user.

I was talking to my girl friend the other day and she turned to me and said “user you are weird but handsome why do you not have a girlfriend yet?”
I was shy and told her that she could be my girlfriend but she laughed and said “no I’m Tj girlfriend, I’m just your girlfriend”
It burns deep and I wanted to be more than just her boyfriend but she has a boyfriend and he gets pretty hereabouts Jeremy (if you know what I mean)
Kind of confused why she would compliment me and then shit me down, I do know she always whispers to her younger sister when I’m around (if you’ll pardon the pun)

Can't help but FLEX on limp cock BETAS

>pullin out that cock like ooh

MY COCK IS URETHRAL

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Getting deployed and had to break things off with my girl. Only knew her a few months but fuck I've never had such strong feelings for anyone. I've been a depressed mess ever since, I feel actual pain in my chest thinking about how badly I miss her. Hitting a rough patch with all the shit going on right now, just trying to keep my head above water. Wish me luck brothers I can't sink yet. too many hajis to kill first.

Had the same problem first 3-4 times I tried to have sex. Was finally able to do it with a girl who understood the struggle and worked with me. Now it's not a problem anymore. Just give it time, friend.

>Breaking up with your gf to go die for Israel

Yikes!

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that kind of commitment is beautiful in a way. whoever the jackass is I wish him a merry life.

Unironically the nicest response I've ever had on Jow Forums. It won't cure my mental illness but I sincerely hope you have a nice day and sleep well user.

Fit feels?
Ok, I’m taking a shit right now and have had no fibre for last day or two so it’s hard and rock as hell.
I’m breaking up small lumps hoping to push something out without passing out from pain. Meanwhile I think I’ve rippers my hemmhorids because I felt a squish noise and blood was there next time I wiped. Also o have like 1% left on my phone
Please wash my sons in this baptism of fire.

youtu.be/-mWBwvhvXd8

I read this in Bill Burrs voice and it was hilarious

I go to my local small gym, but everyone I know that goes to the 24hr fitness in the city swears that's where are the strippers work out at, makes sense with the late night schedule

For the kikes or not I love what I do. You form brotherly bonds with your fellow grunt retards so deep it'll replace the shit family you have at home. Sure I'm brainwashed and retarded or whatever the fuck you wanna call me but by god I'd do anything to kill and be killed beside my brothers. You civilians wouldn't understand.

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Wicked business model. Imagine owning a gym where people buy memberships but never show up.

It's a gut issue. Major heartburn and loose bowels. Can't even bend over on an empty stomach without feeling the burn. It's a long story but at least my doc is optimistic it's just h. pylori but I'm getting scoped to be sure.

Going to the bar with friends even though I really don't fucking want to. Oneitis tells me to go anyway, she texts me everyday. I just want to stay in my room and text her lads :(((

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>bashes social media
>on a social media platform
>bashes guys who are douche bags on the internet
I think you see where I'm going here