>there are so called "robots" here right now who had already kissed a girl
this infuriates me beyond oblivion
There are so called "robots" here right now who had already kissed a girl
Chase Ross
Isaiah Murphy
I got my first kiss(es) last night at a party. Managed to leech my way in, got high as fuck, and played spin the bottle. From what I can remember (I was very, very high off dabs) I kissed 3 or 4 girls and some of my guy friends. I'm straight but whatever, everyone was kissing everyone and I was tired of being a khv. Now only an hv, yay
Landon Green
If not knowing how it feels to kiss a girl is your biggest problem you may call yourself lucky.
Brandon Garcia
im engaged, and had multiple sex partners
ree all you want, I ain't gonna stop browsing and occasionally posting
when I first came to r9k it wasnt retards anonymous, it was for interesting greentexts. the fact your miserable life can't produce such is not my problem
Gabriel Nelson
Does holding a girl's hand count too?
Oliver Ramirez
what if it was with a prostitute
Connor Hernandez
i dont care what other people do on this board until they reveal their normalcy
t. 21yo khhv
Oliver Myers
Kissed a girl once. At a party and evryone thought she should kiss me. She was my "girlfriend" in retrospect was just using me. Still terrorizes me to this day that my only affection from a woman was not even genuine. Id be khv if not for that. I think id rather be khv.
Oliver Green
I'm a robot and I have 3 kids.
Luis Perez
Hello, normies.
Jow Forums is pretty fucking big: why do you choose to browse this exact board?
Sebastian Reed
I had sex, I'm talking to my gf right now. Still a robot though
Elijah Diaz
i have had sex, and had my dick sucked yet i still consider myself a robot because im no longer as chad as i used to be back when i was a teen, i havent touched a female in years
Zachary Garcia
Does it count if I was 5?
Anthony Butler
Why do normalfags on here so desperately want to be considered robots? It's like trying to pass yourself as disabled because you walk funny.
Alexander Richardson
This those people should just fuck off
Gabriel Roberts
I have no idea. They're so fucking irritating. Mocking us with their display of normalfaggotry.
Jace Parker
>tfw been on /r9k with my gf since its first beginning, before it was split into /soc/ and /r9k2/ and before the reopening after the /b/ raid
And nothing you say will change that
>be full neets with hikki tendencies
>still read Jow Forums at night together while cuddling because it's fun
Christian Thomas
>Because its fun
How?
Robert Phillips
I'm 19 and managed to makeout with a girl once when I was 18, I'm still a friendless virgin though.
Lucas Young
Sooner or later you'll get laid and realize that life is just as shitty if not worse afterwards.
Sebastian Perez
Freak shows are fun.