What are robot's experience with strip clubs?

they are boring as fuck and too expensive. you'll see hot naked girls that you can't touch. you pay them as much money as you want to pay to give you blueballs. the amount you spend is up to you. the result is always blueballs.

>the girls ask a ridiculous amount of money for fucking
lel. the girls will not fuck you. their job is to make you think she might so that you spend more money.

i've said it in previous threads before but the only time it's worth it to go to a strip club is if you have a smoking hot bisexual girlfriend. you take her to the club, let the girls get her turned on, then you stop at the closest motel on your way home and fuck her brains out for 3 hours straight.

>strip clubs
>look but not touch
How does that still exist when there is internet?

I didn't pay anything to the whores there. Also in the one with mostly fat girls there was one chubby girl with no tits and people around were still excited, yelling and whistling when she took her bra off.
I don't get it at all

I'v been to a couple, because friends dragged me there, it was always an expensive letdown. I've also been to a brothel once because all regular bars were closed that late at night, but that was with two hot female friends, so it was actually pretty hilarious. All guys just asked me if they work there, nobody asked them though they were right next to me.
In the end, it always made much more sense to me to just go clubbing to a nice place if I'm horny. Pay less for everything, while also actually getting to take a chick home and fuck her. You won't even have to pay them drinks if they like you anyway.

I went out to a strip club once with my buddies and completely hated it. I didnt bring actual cash, just card so my rich buddy had to cover my way in. Once in I had a few bucks for a beer. Got a beer by the older bartender, who honestly was hotter than the sticks walking around naked. Immediately a girl came and asked if i wanted a dance. I told her i just got my beer and wanted to drink it for a minute.
"If you ain't gonna pay, why the fuck did you even come in here?"

Ignore her and drink my beer. Soon my buddy gets a lap dance. I start looking for him and the other guys point over to him, I look over and hes getting a dance from a girl who actually has some tits to her, seconds after I look over and see what's going on, the girl covers her tits and stops the dance and shouts across the way for me to look away. I look away but wtf? You're giving a public dance.

Anyway, friends want to move to pervert row which makes me nervous cuz I dont jave cash and the rich friends already blown 500 dollars this night, so he is done throwing cash around. Eventually I get nervous so I tell the guys I'm going to go take a piss. As I'm getting up I hear the current dancer tell my table "if you ain't gonna pay, leave the table for someone else" to which one of my buddies say "you have tiny tits"...

I figured we were gonna get thrown out, so I would duck out in the restroom then leave. I hear the stripper start chanting "table 11 has tiny dicks!" The music is stopped and so is her dance and she keeps chanting it. Soon she gets all the girls going and some of the patrons. My friends get up and leave the club and I came out and met them outside.

Decided that i wasnt a fan of that strip club. Ugly girls, cheap beer, and the strippers are as pushy as prostitutes for non of the fun

I've been to the two famous ones in my city just to experience it. It was a clueless virgin back there with absolutely no experience with the opposite sex, so it felt nice at the time to grope a couple women's breasts and asses.

Now, I would never go back to one. It's pretty much paying for blue balls with women who pretend to take an interest in you for a few minutes to get you to pay for a $30, 3 minute lap dance.

Underrated post.
Strip clubs, hookers and strippers serve nothing more than to corrupt society.
Its bafles me how the fuck femenists dont fight to ban this shit because those women are not "being respected" or in the lines of some other bullshit that they say.

Ive only been to girl (male) strip clubs and ended up sucking one of them off and he jerked me off after was good I guess

>while also actually getting to take a chick home and fuck her. You won't even have to pay them drinks if they like you anyway
wtf are you doing on this board if you can get laid anytime you want?

Exact opposite you dumb brainlet, it's a way to control the infinite thirst of men in regulated environments. Take these options away and it's rape city.

Are there really clubs that you can't touch the girls at? The ones in my city are full on touch besides the V, unless of course the girl tells you to stop.

>The ones in my city are full on touch besides the V,
do you live in canada? every club in the USA you can't touch the girl.

Only been to Long Island ones and a few in one other country. The LI ones are great. It's a good time, the girls are awesome and the sweetest, most friendly people on earth. Strippers smell awesome and the lap dances are great. A disproportionately large amount of Russian and Ukrainian girls though. Not a bad thing, as the girls are gorgeous, but sometimes those Dracula accents get weird.

Quite the opposite, I live in Florida.

i wish i lived near you, buddy.

>wtf are you doing on this board if you can get laid anytime you want?
Spending a lazy sunday afternoon on the random board.

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>Its bafles me how the fuck femenists dont fight to ban this shit because those women are not "being respected

LoL feminist think those are strong empowered women taking money away from the patriarchy, same shit with prostitution. You should have seen the feminazi and sjw lose their shit when Trump passed that bill that got Backpage and other sites shut down. Total melt down.

Instead of controling the thirst of men and making holes to alleviate their sexual tensions, they should be thaught how to control their urges and impulses and become more rational beings.
And also get energy, motivation and happiness from transmuted sex energy.
Tying to tame and teach the beasts is a better solution than feeding in the hopes that they dont turn on you.
Most men dont even go to those places to begin with, so banning them wouldnt be so much a scandal. But i also fear that out right banning those places would only make a boomerang affect on society, so it would be better to slowly dispromote and close those places, until nobody even cares for them.

Strip club next to military bases are essentially brothels, the military and the local authorities have an unspoken agreement that the men need a place to unwind. As long as just prostitution takes place (no drug trade and human trafficking), all is well.

>think those are strong empowered women taking money away from the patriarchy, same shit with prostitution
How the fuck do they think like that?
Arent those women doing prostitutiona and stripping literal moral slaves and 100% controlled by what men want from them to be?
Why dont they act more on those things instead of mindless bullshit like "manspreading"?
Shit like this literally kills my brain cells.

When I was stationed at Fort Benning everyone would go to Victory Drive it was full of strip clubs like that. We use to warn new recruits that there is a reason it's called VD drive. The ones that didn't understand did when they got gonorrhea

>they should be thaught how to control their urges and impulses and become more rational beings.
Yeah well that would be fantastic wouldn't it, except this isn't wonderland and the world will always be flawed in some way or another. All things considered I think that a secured sexual marketplace isn't that high in the scale of evil. Also, society already sees these places as sketchy in the first place, you're not exactly winning at life if you go there, and everyone knows that.

Used to go often, just to hang out with the lads after work, check out the girls, beer was cheap. Never got a "private" dance.

Waste of money for the most part.

Only really good experience I had in one was taking the wife to one.
Went to the penthouse club in Denver and this one cute Asian chick was all up on my wife giving her free lap dances. My wifes face was bright red and I was laughing so hard. Only down side is if you bring a woman with you she will get more attention than you will. By the end of the night she had a couple of girls all up on her. When we left my wife was all over me, bj in the car while driving home then had sex over and over again at home.

It's like a house party but significantly worse in every way.

>drink shit out with friends
>go in strip club
>sit in sofa
>start vomiting in sofa
>friend goes crazy we're gonna beaten up
>girl comes
>sits in lap of each of us
>sits in my lap
>says "you're wet tonight" and goes to next guy
>discretely all of us leave
>doorman death stares us

Been to a couple, I like gazing, I don't like intersecting with the strippers

Why the heck you went alone?
Did any girls come out you to offer prive dance?

pls repost fren

Depends on strip club. Maybe not in high-ends one but in most girls come to you to offer prive dance.
You can touch anywhere (tits and ass included) but vagina and of course you cannot fap.

Dont you think people here have enough of "see but dont touch" already?

>be with normie friend and his gf
>normie friend has turbo-ADHD and is an extreme extrovert
>go to 2 different bars to meet girls, both basically end in failure
>he wants to get rid of me (so his gf can suck his dick in the car, i'm sure)
>says we should go to strip club
>OK.jpg
>we instead go to his gf's friends' house and pick up some crying girl
>she is complaining about how her chad bf pushed her down the stairs
>meet up with some other dude and his gf
>do a bunch of meth
>drive around a bunch of forestland in a big truck
>stand outside of the truck and get ankles bit the fuck up by ants
>half way through, friend and his gf leave us ("i have to go see buddy and sell him some dope") to get dick sucked in car
>awkwardly chilling with dude, his gf, and other girl
>they lose a bag of meth and they look for it for over 30 mins
>i really just want to get something to drink and eat
>they offer me another line, i decline because my stomach hurts and i need to eat before i do any more
>after gas station (it's like 7am) they ask if i want to go with them to meet up with my friend, i tell them to just drop me off at my friend's place
>3 weeks later, those ant bites are still visible all over my ankles

we never made it to the strip club

US strip clubs seem pathetic. What's the point in paying so much when you can't do anything