Confessions

General confessions, especially ones that are unpopular on Jow Forums.

>i like to jizz in the town so that normies find it when they go to work in the morning

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That people as a whole should have a assigned babysitter, people who are innocent are allowed to be left alone by their babysitter, since their babysitter will know everything the person does, there can be loopholes or things that go wrong with this program.

You'll need to elaborate. Are we talking adult babies?

Yikes, this is confessions, not opinions
I guess it works though?
But I honestly think people as a whole should deeply be watched, no matter who they are. people with unlimited freedom abuse it.

I like to steal my little sisters' underwear so I can cum inside the crotch.

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I mean people as a whole, because its fully grown adults who abuse their freedom and use it to hurt people. most abusers are actually your own friends. with the new assigned "sitter" program, no one can be a abuser because everyone would be watched

Do you wash them, or let her smush up against the cum?

I never return them. They're my most prized possessions

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How many do you have now?

>Reverse search image, 0 results found
No, tell me your joking man please

Enough that I think my mom knows, but just doesn't care.

Why would I be?

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He has some really nice, thick cum.

>these pics
you're a credit to this board

Ok, but how old is she...?

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I guess you're not joking I just didn't want it to be true is all. It's just fucked up

>normie browses here for fucked up stuff
>finds it and then acts shocked

get out

user... What is her age? Exactly?

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That people who have casual sex and confess they don't want responsibilities should be punished and forced to wait until marriage. Basically self-aware people who admit themselves they don't want the consequences of their actions should literally be locked up,

I deeply think unlimited freedom was a mistake. because most abusers are your own parents, family, and your close friends who already have access to you.

Individualism is a Jewish/Occult scheme to divine people up into easily manageable units.

>unlimited freedom
Did all the jews turn into thin vapor?

>Did all the jews turn into thin vapor?
I wish they would.

why not just cum inside your sister

>implying you wouldn't have casual sex if you could
you just are bitter that you can't user

>you just are bitter that you can't user
why do normies always say this? as if people would do what they do if they had the chance?

I wanted to avoid blogposting but
I think everyone should wait until marriage, including me, because STDS and single moms are a reality,

its not personal feelings, its the reality of casual sex

I want to get blacked badly. I'm a boy.

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>Confessions
Jow Forums 2018 would rather read 1 sentence shitpost OPs about about penises, feet, and mexicans than discuss a greentext.

She's 5. I don't want to molest her because my mom told her what I'm not allowed to do to her.

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>implying i get sex
I don't get casual sex user, I just wouldn't begrudge people it.
>what is condoms and contraception?
now irresponsible people who don't use protection, get what they deserve.

This could have been a good confession thread if it wasn't for this faggot

You can still contribute.

user, please tell me you're not allowed to browse this website. I beg of you, be under 18. Please, for the love of God.

I'm 19 years old though.

I actually reported you to the police. Expect a knock on the door soon if you're posting from your actual IP address.

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Thank god you're not a 35 year old basement sweller. Just wait 10 more years.

this is one hell of a reddit post

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You need to go back.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You are literally retarded if you think he actually called the police

Keker neker
He took the bait
BTFO NORMAN

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Fuk he got us good

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>shes 5
Jfc kys, scum of the Earth. If you actually sexualize a 5 year old you are completely fucked in the head.
>Asuka poster
Checks out, I knew another pedo who was an Asukafag

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I think your status as a robot is mutable, so you can start as one but rise to become Chad someday. Your fate is not guaranteed.

Im technically a cyborb and I post on here. I didn't wait for 2 years to lurk before I could post.
Im horrible

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Don't worry desu. I'm a newfag as well.

Yeah sure, keep on thinking that. Nothing will happen to him for sure. Jow Forums is a safe place kek.

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>unpopular on Jow Forums
Women are okay, they're just stupid and boring.

>my mom told her what I'm not allowed to do to her
That's the weird part.
Was it about you in particular?

>whenever I have a confession I make a thread for it

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>Thinking that putting the rights of the individual before the group is a Jewish idea.

Top kek, my dude.

I pick the scabs from my face and eat them

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Why do you have scabs on your face?