What's it like having a big pee pee? Mine is like a baby acorn flacid and only grow to be about 9cm.
What's it like having a big pee pee? Mine is like a baby acorn flacid and only grow to be about 9cm
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First define 'big'.
15cm and bigger erect, I'd say
Pretty much every time I fuck my gf I have to gently ease it in while she says "it's too big! it won't fit!" and I just jam it all in at once. Gets kinda old after a while though.
The you're speaking to a big guy.
>be op
>always say dick is 9cm like I did on the op
>look at ruler to see how big 15cm would be
>9cm seems a little big now that I'm looking at it
>get hard and measure
>actually 8cm
Big oof
Are you a cute boy, because I'd like to stick my big, smelly, intact cock inside you.
Sorry, sir. I am no fag.
What if I make you on the menu and you like it?
answer me, cunt
what if
That would be rape, and I like gentle tender love. None of this aggression.
Only every fucked one girl (current gf) but she likes it. Definitely gets the job done well.
It wouldn't be rape because by the end you'll be begging for it inside you.
Do you think it being big makes her enjoy sex more?
Would not. I'm a straight little boy, thank you very much
The best bit is how girls react when they see it for the first time. It's always different. Generally it's some combination of fear, arousal, and disbelief.
Some girls just start laughing
Some say something like "ah, shit"
Some get really obsessed with it and staring at at and playing with it and stuff.
One flat out said "This isn't going inside me"
Most recent girl felt it first (before seeing it) and kinda made this "whaaa....?" sound.
that's the most fun bit. The less fun bit is when she's actually just way too small for you and you keep trying to get it in and then it's "ow fuck take it out take it out wait I'm too horny try again" for like 30 minutes straight.
Oh and they always hurt too much to do it again the next day. That sucks too.
>mfw no girl will ever react like that to my little boy dick
Why even try?
How big is it exactly? That sounds like pornstar level of huge.
You and me user. Sometimes I hate my life. I never measured it accuratly but 8cm is a generous estimate.
>a-user it's so naughty
>please stop, my little peepee is dripping
>user, i'm gonna... please... yes...
Honestly dick size doesn't matter that much man. Yeah girls like big dicks. Guys like big tits too, but it's not the be-all-and-end-all. You'd never turn down a super hot girl because she had small tits.
>How big is it exactly? That sounds like pornstar level of huge.
Long enough to hit the cervix (anything beyond that is unnecessary), thicker than some girls' wrists.
it's much larger than i need and it's genuinely a nuisance.
its 12 cms but im obese, it will probably get 12.5 or even 13 if i get in shape
honestly im just happy as it could have been worse like having a
You are seriously overestimating the importance of penis size.
Sounds really bad. No buttstuff for you either I suppose.
I hate my life but it seems like everyone has their problems to deal with.
homogay.
post a original pic plss
>tfw the love of your life sees your dick
>starts laughing to herself
>feelsbadman
Pic related
>CM
>Communist Measurement
sorry user, I'm a
M O T H E R F U C K I N G
A M E R I C A N
and i don't even know what a cm looks like, but I can tell you that having a nine-inch Freedom Willy hasn't really helped my romantic life at all because autism and also sex outside of marriage is a sin ok god bless :DDdD
>No buttstuff for you either I suppose.
Lol i've tried
Pretty sure it's never gonna happen unless i end up with a chick with a fetish and a looot of patience/pain tolerance
i honestly feel a rush of test every time i feel the vagina stretch and can only see like an inch or two of dick left once i go deep.
It makes me feel like good knowing that at a percentile of 98.82, there is a no more than a 2% chance of the chick cheating on me for another dude. Because of this, there is ease on my mind to focus on other aspects of my life.
big is over 7.5"
Use the life styles condom data set on calcsd.netlify.com
>sitting with your legs spread open like a woman
You're not helping the stereotype that dicklets are feminized
>It makes me feel like good knowing that at a percentile of 98.82, there is a no more than a 2% chance of the chick cheating on me for another dude.
Is this for real? Do you really think this way?
I have a dick just big enough to be fun but not big enough to hurt most girls. 7.5 by 5.5. Most the reactions I get are pretty average, they say
>nice
>Oooo
>you have a nice cock
or something else along those lines. Sex though is great. On most girls I get to use the full length and it fills most of them up. There are some outliers on both sides but this seems to be perfect for the average.
Who cares? I'm, like, 20cm virgin at 30's.
There are more important things in life than dick size. And if there was a God he'd note that... if you know what I mean.
divide by 2.54 to get a measurement from cm to inches
Ouch user, I feel your pain.
Nine inch willies are a meme. Thats way too big, no way you are telling the truth.
There are more girls who like buttstuff out there than you might think. So you might get lucky in that regard, have you considered going for sizequeens? They might want it in their butt too.
Dick size literally effects the way her vagina feels tits just dont compare to that user.
ye mane, they only reject if they cant take it or they're worried that they cant compete with other women. either case, another one is there to take in here place once they notice my flaccid dick imprint on my to work and back
>have roughly a 7' dick
>have type 2 diabetes
>slightest sugar overdose gives me ED
>lasts for weeks
Rather have a 4 inch dick that works than a big dick that doesn't.
whats the source of the thread head pic
>claims 7.5"
>also claims he can use full length on most girls
yeah you're adding ~1" to your size or just measuring wrong
t. 7", 90% can't take it fully
Unless she is a size queen a woman wont want anyone bigger than you.
>way too big
All jokes aside, closer to 8.5" but I round up because I'm not a fag.
9 inches isn't unheard of or impossible, my dude.
>inb4 post pics
no das gay
pretty cute, not gonna lie.
are you sure you dont like guys?
First of all, stop being gay. Second of all, why is "smelly" a point of pride for you mentally ill peolle? Bathe. BATHE. Jesus Christ.
The internet was a mistake because it allowed people like you to communicate with the wider world.
>8" uncut
>6'4
>submissive femboy
Shiiiiieeeeet
Scene from Aho-girl. If I remember correctly she's talking about her brother's dick because she didn't know that dicks grow from the size they were at child age.
thats only true if shes not fully aroused. most women bottom out at 6in. but they can stretch it out to 8-9in. and its that stretch that gets them cumming or hurt 100% of the time.
ye i know, im just hoping that i can either find a size queen or a chick with hips wider than a door frame. thankfully being in america, it shouldn't be that hard.
I truly don't believe you.
It sounds impossible to me.
dicklet got deleted. oof
Literally fake news. Spend more time warming her up with your hand you mongoloid. You need to get her most of the way to an orgasm before sticking it in
Wow so your a lying faggot. why do you feel the need to claim 9 inches?
>tfw people describe your defining masculine appendage as "cute"
>tfw you can't even argue against it
>tfw hopeless dicklet
>feelsbadman
I roll both ways, by the way.
God damnit, I want to play with a stupid weebs cock so bad. No matter the size.
Have you tried losing weight? I see you trim your pubes which obviously helps.
Also if there is any consolation user, it's my birthday today and seeing your dick makes me feel a little better about myself. Thank you.
Growing up it was hard to hide boners but otherwise its not terribly different from an average penis, Id imagine.
Kek I do the same thing. Its still kinda fun though, cuz shes into being forced and held down and the idea of my cock being too big for her turns her on a ton.
Dont lie you would discriminate against the average and smaller ones.
dont worry user, guys like us over 7.5" usually have it just as hard cuz we cant tell if they like us for our personalty or just bcuz they want our genes.
am i straight if im willing to allow a feminine trans oral sex, and only oral sex? especially if she wears a skirt and a wig to conceal any masculine traits
If it's small, it's really cute and adorable! If it's big then it's just more to play with. A win-win scenario!
both ways you say?
why does it feel bad then huh?
Hello, I'm a stupid weeb.
Are you at least a grower? Im that size or smaller when flaccid, but 6-7 inches erect (depends on arousal).
Flaccid: 3.5 inches
Erect: 5.5 inches
Am I /big/?
How big are you, silly weeb?
Literal definition of average
>only grows 2 inches bigger when erect
That is very surprising honestly. I thought generally your dick doubles in size.
You are exactly average.
I'm not that tall. I like to think I'm slightly below average height. Or do you mean willy size? pretty small sadly. Not even average.
user, you're getting me way too excited.
You could make your dick work by being less of a fatass.
Don't get too excited yet user. You might waste important things body fluids too early!
I'm underweight as fuck. I'm 5ft 2 and I weight 112 pounds. I just lived a very shitty lifestyle for years.
Let me waste yours.
wow thats very lewd user.
we barely know each other!
also very hot
I have an iddy biddy weeb dick for you to play with.
Go find a Discord server to ERP in, you faggots
You heard One of you weebs give me a contact PLEASE!
I don't wanna give away my discord. I'm sorry user. Maybe the other one want's to.
But it was fun. Meanie.
Yeah, I've tried. I was doing good for a while but I lost all motivation because of other life circumstances and me being a lazy fuck.
I'm glad my small cock makes you feel better about yourself. At least it's good for something.
Then what if I gave you mine?
I would add you on discord. Obviously.
it takes you feel proud when you masturbate.
Sometimes I compare it to the guy in the porn video and 50% of the times mine is bigger
still a kissless virgin tho
All of these posts are made by girls(females) right?
Kovh#5922
yeah, sure user.
100% girls here.
Glad to hear that user
Everything's fine
Because women aren't the only people who can be size queens, user.
>3 inches hard
>Not into sissy shit
>Not into humiliation
It hurts
>not into sissy shit
This is what all of them say. It just takes some manipulation to get you there.
id rather he be a cuck that would allow me to creampie his wife
its just one less thing to agonize over i guess. mid-twenties virgin here.
Y-yeah. I-I wasn't hard in the other pics honest! I-it gets a lot bigger j-just you wait!
;_;
Cmon dude, stop baiting with flaccid dick. If you were hard, the skin wouldnt be crumpled like that.
its very cute user, don't sweat it. Im sure you can please midget girls with it.
He would be. Honestly the trick is to start them off small and then take a mile every time they give an inch. Once you convince them to try chastity the game is over, you can do whatever you want after that. Boys are very easy to manipulate
My waifu akko loves small dicks, actually. She told me herself.
my best friend growing up had a pornstar-sized cock. Years later I still think about it sometimes while jacking off.
I think youre mistakened, user.
I could make similar pictures of mine.
It's 7"x6" when fully erect and getting a standard sized condom on it is a rather tight fit.
>be only 11.5 cm erect
>mfw my dick is actually bigger than someone for once
You should invite me to a threesome to make you look big by comparasion.
I dunno man, I have done this with a lot of boys. You all get so desperate to cum and are willing to experiment. Start with just a tiny amount of domination and then work up. T b h it only takes a couple of months to get a boy from pretending to be masculine to accepting his sissy side.*
*I only go after boys that look like twinkz anyway because they make cuter sissies. Other types of boys may be different but I seriously doubt it
You would be fun to bully.
t. Hung manlet
>cuckolding
I would rather pop out my eye with a spoon
You are targeting those that probably already had the idea in their head and are have had little to no intimacy in their lives.