Wake up & go to your kitchen

>Wake up & go to your kitchen
>See this
Wat do?

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>he has a kitchen big enough for stools

kill all richfags now

Start groping her tits and kissing her neck, then bend her over when she stands up

>kill everyone who is more successful than me
Stop being so poor.

Make a cup of coffee and some wheat puffs.

>Tell her there's a bunch of cute deer in the backyard
>sniff seat when she leaves

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Pull her softly back by her hair until she leans back against me, let drip the milk over her upper body and lick it off her tits.

>not being bitter
>just work harder
you don't belong here, normalfag

Is that before or after when you start to smack her head into a pulp with the frying pan?

One second to get back on the wall porky

"Mom, could you put on some clothes?"

pull away the stool as a prank hahaha EPIC style

Dry dock her in the ass

>getting blood on parquet floor
Milk is one thing, but that sort of game is better done in the bathroom.

Unload several .45 rounds into her back as per stand your ground laws

cry and ask why God keeps giving me these dreams where I wake up to a wonderful life then have to wake up to my actual life

Yell "Get out of my swamp" then proceed to fake a heart attack

Call the police and say that a nsked stranger nroke inyo my house while I was sleeping.

Offer her a bowl of eggs she must eat. She doesn't have to tell me what happened to her. Just eat the eggs.

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Get her a fucking iPad those netbooks sucked ass pretty badly.

You're disgusting, normie

Pull out pair of speakers and blast very loud denpa while masturbating on the floor next to the speakers

Simply ask her to leave, and go back to saving cute loli pictures.

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a man of culture, i see
or-egg-inally

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Tell her to turn around
I want to see her face

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Kiss her in the neck while grabing her hips, whispering "hi sweetie"

almost sick reading that