Jow Forums I need your help. There's currently a fucking GIRL in my shower. I'm nervous as fuck and I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing here and what she wants from me. A bit of backstory
>know this girl since primary school
>were never close at all, but for some reason we ended up staying in the same classes all the way up to high school graduation
>yesterday she randomly started talking to me on whatsapp, asking me how my studies were going and just telling me what she was doing right now
>after some chatting she asked to meet up and I don't even know why
>my inner chad burst out and for some reason I said yes
>we meet at a family restaurant
>this is the first fucking time I EVER hung out with a girl because I'm a shy and nervous wreck
>I can barely eat or talk with her at all because of my nerves
>she leads the conversation and brings the topic to our living situations, I tell her I live on my own (my parents spoil the everliving fuck out of me for some reason)
>for some reason she wants to visit
>we walk to my apartment since it's pretty close
After that I asked her if she wanted something to drink, and then I autistically asked her if she wanted to play some board games with me. After a while she told me she was sweaty and if she could take a shower here. I told her she could, and that's where I am right now. I don't think I have to tell you guys but I'm a khv and I'm not sure if she's coming on to me sexually or not. Please help.
Jow Forums I need your help. There's currently a fucking GIRL in my shower...
you relax and just talk to her when she's done
that's the thing though, what am I supposed to be talking about? this whole evening I've let her do most of the talking while I laugh at her jokes and stories. is it even normal for a girl to come over and use your shower? this is nerve wracking. do I just go out really quickly and buy some condoms just in case or would that be weird?
it's suspicious af user. Buy condom just in case but be on the look out.
Chill. She's at your place. The game's over. She knows what she's down for.
You've won already. Just take it easy, seriously. Wait for her to get out of the shower, then have a normal conversation. Offer to watch TV or something with her. Touch her hand and see how she responds. Etc.
Dude, put on a movie. Like before she's out of the shower. Make a spot on the couch for her to sit. Make sure you have blankets close by. If your getting good vibes from her ask her to cuddle. She'll say yes. Eventually stroke her hand and you guys will kiss. After that it's all up to you. Good luck and keep me posted
thanks for the advice anons. the shower just sopped running, so she'll be out any minute now. I'll just put on some tv for now and I'll keep you posted if there's progress
God speed. user. Who knows maybe you'll finally leave this god forsaken cesspool.
godspeed brother! you go get her
She wants to be clean for you before she takes the D OP
Make your move now or never
godspeed user
put on a movie and get comfy
Please post update btw
take some sneakpics
we also need timestamp on a piece of paper
Just be coooool, user. Stop sperging and have confidence if it seems like shes being forward. Shes already asked to hang out with you and is naked in your home. That implies a lot of trust. So theres a high chance she likes you.
If you think things are moving romantically, just be confident in yourself and ignore the parts of you that tell you to not be confident.
>letting a girl use your shower
There will be hair EVERYWHERE. I hate it when women use my shower.
Make her aware that water isn't free so she's gotta cough up some cash, ass or grass for the shower.
Tell her not to use any of your shampoos or soaps because she isn't paying for them and she has to also refund u the digferenc for the. Water as well
>tfw witnessing a fellow robot getting laid tonight
or he fucks up like a true robot and she goes home disappointed, wondering why he didn't make a move after she gave him plenty of signals
i was going to say this sounded like "childhood friend " anime larp, but then i saw you said you were never close, which makes it more believable. still kinda find it hard to believe that some random chick would just start messaging you outta nowhere though. if it's true, though, godspeed.
UPDATE: I'm on the toilet "taking a dump" right now. After she got out of the shower we just chilled on the sofa watching tv. She started talking again about the most random shit ever and I was just nodding along and interjecting every once in a while. After a while she stopped talking though and we just silently watched tv. Was this my prompt to make a move? I'm a pussy piece of shit thought and I couldn't muster the courage to do anything at all. After a while of this silence I just told her I was going to do use the toilet for a bit and that's where I am right now. I think I missed my opportunity to make a move so the night might be lost anons. I'll shower after this and I'll make an attempt number 2. I'll let you guys know if I lose my khv status.
Neither of us has been on our phone this whole time. Any tips to sneak a pic in? I'll upload it later maybe when I delete the metadata.
It's not looking too good user. I'll try not to fuck up but knowing myself I probably will.
>still kinda find it hard to believe that some random chick would just start messaging you outta nowhere though
my thoughts exactly. Am I still misunderstanding her intentions? What if she just wanted to connect with someone she knew? I hope I'm not reading this situation wrong but I'll know soon
Could lead in with telling her how soft her hair looks, if its down and looks decently soft. Girls generally love getting their hair touched
this is pure autism
just go back in and talk some more. talk about the tv show you're watching. if she turns away from the tv to face you as you're talking, that's a good sign. tilt your head very gently and slightly to one side when you're talking, as if you're contemplating kissing her. see if she subconsciously tilts her head the other way. if this happens. go in for the kiss. the rest should follow naturally.
i have no experience with women so maybe this isn't the right advice, but you could gradually start getting more touchy.
Literally just ask if she wants to cuddle. People love cuddling, they do it all the time even with friends. If she says yes use this position
>put your back to one of the armrests on the couch so your legs are along the couch
>open up your legs and have her sit between them
>put your arms around her belly and pull her back towards you
If the height difference is right she can even rest her head on your for ultimate comfy
lmao board games
>>open up your legs
RAAAAAAPE
>It's not looking too good user. I'll try not to fuck up but knowing myself I probably will.
If you're watching TV, sit back down next to her and put your arm around her. If she moves away, you'll know enough.
Stop being pathetic. Cuddling necessarily involves touching another person with most of your body
Spy on that nibba
your place was actually clean enough to invite a female into?
rip op
he tried to stroke her hair
Fuck sake user just make a move, any move, kiss, cuddle, etc. Worst thing that could happen is that she rejects you. But at least you will know where you stand
op has been accused of attempted rape and is currently in handcuffs
this is how to get arrested
op are u alive
come back
op is def ploughing fertile soils
or in the local jailhouse having his fertile soil ploughed
either way at least he's getting laid
this sounds very suspicious , if its real, i wouldn't do anything to her myself, a pussy doesn't worth legal trouble
we still wait op
OP is probably cuddling. This is like the most obvious shit ever.
Why would a girl come over to your place knowing you live alone and then take a shower.
user, she is already expecting you to make a move and make seks to her.
Please user bro, do it for all of us
>more than hour since last post from op
i guess ill be first one and say congratulations op, what it feels like?
inb4 OP never made the move and has spent this entire time saying cringy bullshit to her until she leaves
have some faith, our boy is beating that pinata as we speak
Thise whole situation is like an hentai first pages, where the girl arrives at the otaku house sweaty and all, sumimasen user-kun can i use your shower and all the cipango stuff.
After shower they start to talk, user-kun nande you are so shy omg she starts to poke him and then SBAM she fell on his dick UAAAA GOMENASAI OMAE NO CINCIN IN MY VEGANA AZUKASHII DESUUU
i really hope so. GO FOR IT user-KUN
Just put her hand on your dick. You are hard right?
People dont just shower at other peoples homes wtf
And make sure she licks your arse at some point m8. Dont give her oral
Shouldn't he take a shower first?
Uh, jus stalking, don't mind me.
Dotodotodoto
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Originaviolli
godspeed's to op. please update when you get the chance
It's been three hours now, somethings happened whether positive or negative.
Whatever you lot do do not let this thread die
I will do my job as a fellow robot and ill try to keep the thread up, go get it op, we are rooting for you
good god it's been too long, godspeed user get back to us soon
Lets all hope it wasnt just bait and we all are doomed to eternal loneliss
keeping thread alive. user how long can you last?
Please give us an update, OP
Why did I read
>doomed to eternal loli's
>OP might have given us a live account of losing his virginity
This is a pretty unique thread
>GIRL in my shower
Just rape her.
And it's really a bummer.
I was hoping that there would be some details on how he managed to do it. Like what improvements and steps he did and so on.
But it really sounds from the OP like it just happened by itself.
Goddammit how did he do it!? Please return OP; and teach us your ways
>he's too ashamed to tell us he fucked up
Sorry it took so long. I don't know guys. I think I fucked this up royally. I'll not keep you guys waiting, I did lose my khv status. This might be somewhat long but what happened was
>I showered, and I masturbated just to be safe
>worst fucking mistake
>I sit down next to her after the shower
>she looks at me and smiles
>we proceed to watch tv for a minute or so
>I'm not fucking kidding, she literally tells me
>isn't a guy supposed to be making a move by now?
>it's like she read my fucking mind
>so I ask her if she wants to fuck
>"I thought it was obvious"
so you anons were right
>anyway, I never had sex before so I straight up tell her
>"don't worry user, just come over here"
>we hug, and she starts to undress me
>I take it as a sign I have to undress her as well
>do so (note, we're not fully naked yet, both pants and bra are still on)
at this point I'll have to tell you guys once again, that I am really fucking shy. So I'm conscious of my body as well.
>she proceeds to take the k out of my khv
>no clue what I'm doing, basically just suck her mouth
>she pulls me down onto the couch
>tell her I have no condoms
>think to myself that I might really have fucked up now, she wouldn't want to do it without protection I'm sure
>she fishes one out of her purse
>I actually have to take off my pants to put on the condom now, going fully nekkid
>I try to put the condom on my flaccid dick
>it won't fucking work
>I can't get hard
>I CAN'T GET HARD
at this point, I royally fucking panic. I realize I might lose my robot status and get a qtgf and that I should NOT fuck this up
>somehow, that's what gets me hard
>the sheer fucking pressure of losing my robot status gets my dick hard
>finally put on the condom
>I ask her if she wants to do foreplay
>"no that's ok user, just come over here"
cont.
this is a proud moment regardless wether you fucked it up op.
Please don't end it with some shrek
you will quickly learn that being a robot has nothing to do about where you stick your dick, its a state of mind.
so the opportunity fell in your lapp and you still fuckted up
HE FUCKING DID IT
congrats user
its a victory to all robots out there
I swear to god if this ends in a meme I will punch something
>I proceed to lo lie on top of her on the couch >we make eyecontact and she pecks my chin
>insert my dick
>goes surprisingly easy since my senor penor is kind of small
>whatever I imagined it to feel like, reality was disappointing
>it was just warmth around my dick
>we fuck in missionary for what felt like half an hour. And I'm not saying this to brag because it was starting to become a real chore after the first 5 minutes
>she tells me she's had enough and that I should stop
>ask her what's wrong
>"I'm just tired user, don't worry. It's late and I should go home"
we both dress up and she just leaves. no fanfare, no drama, nada. I just sat on the couch for what felt like hours afterwards. I shouldn't have fucking masturbated. Better to have cum in 5 seconds and then cuddle afterwards than fucking this. Take my advice anons in the future; if you somehow get in a situation similar to mine, don't masturbate before doing the deed. I don't know what to do next and if I should contact her tomorrow or not. Is she my girlfriend now that we fucked? I don't know. I still feel like a robot.
I have this problem even without masturbating beforehand. Don't worry about it.
This is valuable EXP. You'll be a bit less spaghetti next time.
She'll definitely give you another chance, this isn't the end. Sucks that it had to be so anticlimactic but that's what porn does, it fucks with your expectations
Still OP congrats
OP you have to leave now you lucky fuck.
You DID IT! Don't worry, it could have gone way worse. Even if she ends up ghosting you at least now you know that you're fuckable to women. I imagine the robot exit transition takes a long time to complete though. Wouldn't know cuz I'm still khv but congrats guy
welp, you got it in so.. you're not a virgin anymore.
congrats
I don't know what to feel about this
halfway between sad and confused
Dude, congrats! Im proud of you, I honestly am. Now get the fuck out!
holly shit thats bad, I would had probably came in 3 minutes even if i had masturbated abit before
She sounds like a nice girl, user. Good job.
he did it lads! seriously proud of ya bucko, don't worry this isn't the end between y'all. now gtfo!
there is something you are not telling us op... assuming this whole story wasn't made up, there is no chance in hell a girl who was so "aggressive" in getting your d would just lie down for 15 minutes in missionary like she was paid to do it
>People love cuddling, they do it all the time even with friends
Do people really cuddle with their friends?
No silly OP, she is not your girlfriend just because you stuck your meat hammer in her.
Congrats...? (insert stupid thing because only original content)
op.
we are really proud!
but you should go now.
Jesus OP you're a wreck. At least I had a laugh reading this mess. Now get the fuck out you unvirgin scum.
God speed user! Get out while you still can, she sounds like a nice girl. Just apologise if you felt like you did bad, and offer her to try again sometime.
Dude I've had sex once when I was 27 and it was the same experience. I didn't even masturbate for a week in anticipation. But due to condom and deathgrip, I felt fucking nothing. Could've put my dick in warm water for the same sensation. Lost my boner in a few minutes because of it. Then the girl moved away so I haven't had a second try.
Hope it goes better for you and this girl appreciated that you lasted for a while.
>But it really sounds from the OP like it just happened by itself.
You were right.
they do. When i first found out it made me feel depressed for the rest of the day. im missing out on so much
user YOU ARE THE FUCKING MAN
No matter what anyone says, you lost your virginity!
Good job OP now... GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING CHAD NORMALFAG
>not noticing a girl secretly in love with you for years
>she actually mans up and makes a move
>you blow it anyway
Nibba had his dick in a coochie. What else you want?
finally i can sleep well knowing that OP got laid, godspeed chad;)
Oh shit I was wrong you pulled it off
The last time one of you tards delivered was like 4 months ago
On another note, losing your virginity late you usually have too much adrenaline going to really feel everything. Also she'll probably give you at least one more chance, 2 more if she really really likes you
>somehow, that's what gets me hard
in the end, autism is what saves op. It's like pottery.
Sounds like late-bloomer Chad. You lost your virginity at 19 which is only slightly over average. And you didn't even try to attract this girl. Fuck off.
>had sex once
GTFO!
>She'll definitely give you another chance
I have a friend of few years with whom we always kinda had sexual tension but nothing happened for years.
Then one night she straight up said "user, why didn't we fuck yet?". So we tried but I couldn't get it up.
On the next occasion I couldn't get it up again.
Every time we tried the pressure was only increasing.
I think there was like 4 failed attempts in total. On the 5th attempt it kinda works but I came in like 30 seconds. I saw that crushing disappointment in her eyes and I felt like we'll never talk again desu. I felt like an absolute failure of a man. I mean I'm not Casanova but I know what I can do and it felt absolutely devastating.
But then finally something clicked, I broke that barrier and everything was fine since then till the end of our vacation together.
to/dr chicks can be VERY patient if you don't freak out too much about it.
She's probably washing her bum hole in the shower.