So I pulled the trigger and purchased this sweet thing

One step closer to becoming a true Asatru Pagan warrior

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Looks gay as fuck congrats you are one step closer to transitioning and another step closer to never lose your virginity lmao

Americans arent white. They just larp but are far feom it.

Asatru is the filthy swedes. Asetro is the superior Danes. If you wanna go full on viking then Forn Sidr means "the old ways" or "the old customs."

You can go back to Facebook any time now faggot.

Please tell me you are just pretending OP

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being proud of my hertage is gay. lol

what a sucker, you can get these for half that on aliexpress.

You have no heritage, you american swine.

t. 1/64 danish el goblino

OP is a fedoranigger

>buys shitty amulet that was undoubtedly mass produced in some gookenese widget factory
You're just another consumerist goy, what spiritual value does your little trinket hold? It is a piece of sterile, hollow metal, with no passion forged into it. You should have just carved one out of wood you lazy fuck.

twinktube and tranny porn in the other tabs.
You are literally a faggot.

Fuck you abdul, I'm 70% nordic

LOOK GUYS I'M 2% NORDIC I'M WHITE U GUIEZ
You're gunna look like such a faggot.

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>paganism

youtube.com/watch?v=leK2WkAHLYk

Pathetic OP underage nerd detected at least wearing this faggot necklace will tell everyone how much of a fag you are, though I'm sure they could tell anyway

>70% nordic
>My heritage

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look at muh tabs

ok nice

that was my brother's shit

Haha a faggy necklace for an actual homosexual not surprised at all

>70% nordic
kek I bet you're a fucking sami. I am a pure, native european with origins in only one country, you're origins aren't even all from the same region. What's it like being a mongrel, scandiboo-kun?

>other tabs
>twink tube
>tranny porn
>t_d
>Jow Forums
>kanye west is based
2/10
try harder next time

50% loser and 50% faggot lmao well someone has to buy garbage like you did

Trap porn my sides I was going to call you a faggot for buying that piece of shit but it turns out you indeed are an actual fag lmao

Lmao warrior gtfo you little faggot the only thing you will be fighting is another mans penis in your mouth.

sometimes u gotta treat yourself, nice

At least I dont get cucked by a bunch of somalian niggers in my own country

hay guise remember hundreds of years ago when we were vassals to kangs then became irrelevant in modern society, and also decades later in post modern society? Let's pretend like that's great again.

You just cuck yourself with shitty jewelry while you watch trannys butt fuck

Has anyone ever said to you how much of a loser you are?

Congrats.
You'll be a part of someones greentext story about a cringy larper they bumped in to.

Gay ass ancestry aside, if you're going to buy jewelry, get something good, not a cheap "thor" hammer necklace.