Mire thread

>be me
>at work
>new girl started today
>hear her talking with other female coworkers in the back
“Whose the guy with the amazing bicep insertions?”
“Oh, that’s user, yeah he’s got the most amazing genetics I’ve ever seen”
>ejaculation.exe

>implying normies know muscle names other than abs and ceps
Fake and gay

>things that definitely happened

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she was talking about the animu characters you keep wanking to in the bathroom you fucking degenerate

>be me
>at work
>new girl started today
>hear her talking with other female coworkers in the back
"whos the guy with not internally rotated cuffs?"
"oh that's user, yeah hes doing facepulls 20x5 every day"
>ejaculation.exe

>be me
>at work
>new girl started today
>hear her talking with other female coworkers in the back
"Whose the guy with bulging brachialis?"
"Oh that's user, talk about Zoom. Ba."
>ejaculation.exe

Based and jeffpilled

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Got my first EVER mire today.

>Went to the movies with a friend
>saw girl in the lobby area looking at us.
>thought they were looking at him
>one of them comes over, pay no attention
>"hey, my friend thinks you are really cute. Can she have your number?"
>not my first interaction with a girl, but not what I expected
>"sorry, but I'll pass"
>hfw
>tfw I'm not retarded
>tfw I don't lift for thots
>tfw i lift for my health

Why do these girls always want a piece of the pie? I put a YEAR of work into what I look like, fasting, OMAD, lifting, and girls want to leech off my success? Fuck off thots

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>rotate them

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I seriously doubt this is real or fake.

you fucking autist

>work at a hotel
>chef comes up to me and says there's a regular customer who asked if I was the duty manager or something, and that I'm really handsome
>customer is a guy though

FUCK

posture is no joke though, lifting is fucking nothing if you don't work on posture gains

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How can you believe it's one or the other? Does it sound so believable that it could possibly be fake?

back lifts automatically result in posture gains, especially deadlifts

I refuse to respond to any of your posts. I know what isn't not untrue.

>cardio bunny uses elliptical next to me
>i always use the treadmill right in front of the mirror to mire myself
>notice she's looking at me often
>don't know what the fuck to do
>i glance at her often, nothing else
>she scoffs, gets off of the machine and uses another machine behind me

what the fuck? i don't go to the gym to socialize, bitch. come talk to me after i'm done.

>aunt drops by to wish a merry Christmas
>she squeezes my bicep
>says im getting big

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She just wanted you to double eye wink at her.

If she is on your dad's side, you probably aren't related to her. Fug her.

Whoops, meant to respond to you with this

In her mind you are a bitch made faggot who ain't man enough to handle her. You inadvertently gave her an ego bump.

she can think whatever she wants, ain't no bitch keepin me from my gains. everytime i get a mire it seems like they always have a backup plan for rejection. fuck that shit.

If I am wearing a jacket, I only get stares from gays (cursed femface)

If I am in basic clothing that shows the shape of my body, women light up around me and gays start acting like fawning flirty imbeciles.

It all vanishes when I start talking, however.

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did you fugg tho?

fuck no, I'm asking security to look out for stalkers and being really careful about who's looking at me when I'm working

And these wizard eyes see all the demons

Yes, met up with him. He complimented me on my looks, asked if he could get some drinks with me after I finished work. Did it, ended up in his hotel room and the rest I'm definitely not posting on Jow Forums.

I smell a meme incoming

Kek

>It all vanishes when I start talking, however.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Go to gym
>Planning to go home and shitpost in my boxers, so no shower
>Qt girl who lives in my building texts me
I'm coming back from the bar with my friend. Come chill with us!
>Ohfuck.jpg
>If I shower my hair will look like shit, so I just throw on a housecoat & go meet them
>Other girl disappears & qt comes on to me
>End up back at my place, worried I smell like shit
>Qt starts smelling my armpits
You smell so good user
>Starts sucking my dick
Idk why I'm so horny user, I like your body
>Proceed to empty no but November load while enjoying mires
Thanks, Jow Forums.

Think I got my first mire from a girl yesterday.
>dancing with chick at the club
>she feels my barely existent abs and asks if I work out
>said something like "people with this body usually go to the gym" even though I'm a 184cm 75kg sticc
>music is too loud and I'm too drunk to understand so I'm not even sure
>she says she does spinning and other shit but it doesnt help
>I keep screaming at her that that's bullshit and all she needs is squats to parallel and diddlys
so yeah I guess I'll become a curl bro now

based and redpilled, thots only want to fuck you because of your body.

roasties get out reeeeeee

>christmas party where there is a dancefloor and standing tables
>decoration is with white roses and shit
>coworker tells me he wants to give the rose to one of the qt servers but is too afraid
>dont really give a fuck anyway so take the rose because why not
>see qt girl working there as she picks up some empty glasses reach around her from one side and hold the rose infront of her
>she seems surprised at first then takes the rose to turn around and smile
>looks at me with a big smile
>just autistically smile back and after a short while just act like I am a bit drunk and it was just a joke
>go back to dancing
>coworker tells me "I couldve totally gone for it"
>act like it wasnt my intention and I just wanted to joke around a bit

why am I like this ? in the moment I knew she liked me it was entirely obvious but somehow I absolutely didnt even think about that as a possible reaction so it threw me off. I expected her to roll her eyes at me or sth not actually go for that autistic white rose bullshit. how do I into being a normie ?

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You don't have to brag, Chad. You're just being a dick at this point.

Reminder that these are the same people that bitch about >tfw no gf

Honestly not Chad at all. I just finally managed to get fit enough to get mires very recently. The good thing is that I live with a bunch of nerdy grad students, so I seem like a Chad by comparison.

Kek.

The tfw no gf people are the people who have nothing to offer a woman. The people who turn them down don’t want them to leech it away. Jow Forums has both, because they both get more enjoyment from you faggots than normies.

based relative chad

Relative Chad is best. The key is just to mog whatever social group you have to occupy.

>It all vanishes when I start talking, however.
Is it your autism or your shit voice? Perhaps both?

Grandma and grandad both said I'm muscular :3

Dude what the fuck? At least use them for social interaction

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_odour_and_sexual_attraction

>volunteering at VA
>old vet tells me I need to lift weights
Fucking pissed me off. I had my jacket on so I assume he couldn't tell

He's just looking out for you mate.
No need to get mad.

>Fucking pissed me off.
That just means you are insecure.

>Start browsing Jow Forums around 2011
> Get memed into ss
> Run ss for years
>Lose motivation for a few years
>Get back into it
>Lifting about 4 years now
>Finally get qt gf
> About to have sex for first time
> Take off jeans
> "Wow your legs really are muscular"
> Doesnt comment on any other part of my 100% natty physique

T-thanks Jow Forums...

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>go to friend with female friend and dorm-mate
>she feels my abs afterward
>quite impressed
>next day she texts me and asks if I wanna fuck
>say I'm not trying to, but I'm not opposed
>say this knowing nothing will happen because she's spoken for
>she comes home an hour later and tells me about how she's breaking up with her bf

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>go to gym with female friend*

That means he won.

Fucking kek based

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I'm new here, what is this "ss" meme?

LMAO

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>Run ss for years
STARTING strength
STARTING!!!!

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At gym, doing my zombies fuckers
>I move on a ratio of 2-3
But this girl runs to me and says no it’s meant to be a-1
>ishiggydiggg.gif
Then gym instructor call out “no, it’s 3-2-2l
I feel lost because I can’t remember what you guys said the way to do was.
They laugh because I’m from the gym and I’m then going onto the church.
Whereas they all stay for the after dinner mints.
I really feel the same as time way to do go and then go back.
Please can you just go take the time girls off the way game gym is at home.

That's the joke

I believed you at firs but after the girls started to talk about a specific muscle group that was it. Women dont know shit about muscle, they only know if it looks good or not

>be op
>at the gym sitting in the squat rack and giving fat people the side eye
>Haven't done a set in 15 minutes, too busy tapping pictures of blurry cars
>Make a new thread on fit

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>be me
>at work
>new girl started today
>hear her talking with other female coworkers in the back
“Whose the guy with the huge traps?”
“Oh, that’s user, yeah he’s got the biggest traps I’ve ever seen”
>ejaculation.exe
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>Little does anyone know I don't even have a job nor have I interacted with anyone that's not a cashier in the last 6 months

Starting squats. It's a lifting routine where you do nothing but squat every workout

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Sounds like a bad idea.

Solid strategy. Noted and reflected upon.

I don't get your typical Jow Forums mire, like when a girl is checking out your physical shape. Only my family comments on my muscles, my mom especially.

But girls do talk to me and flirt and smile and all that stuff, so I guess I get more face mires than body mires.

Bruh don’t worry I did this the first couple times. Eventually I got better, you will too with experience, just from talking to girls. Think about it this way, back in early high school, everyone was doing this, being akward as fuck because they didn’t know what the fuck to do. It worked out because others also didn’t know what they were doing, and eventually they kept doing it until it became natural for them. These people are normies. You lack the early awkward experiences that Normies have, but you still need to go through them to learn. So you will be akward for a bit while you catch up and learn how the game is played. Just takes practice my guy, same as everyone you are just getting the practice a bit later

listen to , it's probably the wisest thing wrt social skills anybody has said on this board.
Something similar actually happened yesterday where I was in a club with a friend of mine, and he had to go for a bit, so i was just there standing around in the not dancing area, when I locked eyes with this girl walking by. We were staring at each other and i was like oh shit, she walked by and squeezed my wrist while still staring and I was like oh shit. She walked by and away and I was like ahhhh shiiiit.

And they notice if your arms are big, that's about it

nice larp, no girl knows what traps are, snap out of our fantasy faggot

thanks guys, yeah I dont feel too bad about it atleast I knew in the moment that I shouldve made a move. I just didnt know how I wanted to play it as I didnt expect to get that far with such a cheap approach.

But I mean I atleast had no problem approaching her and up until she was close to me and smiling up at me I was in control - that just threw me off. I am still unsure, what would I say at that point ? Just tell her I think she seems cute and if I can get her number ? Or is that too straight forward ?

Ah, good ol over thinking. Maybe it would be straight forward, but you would have already been in control and your intentions known from giving her the flower. That would be the best thing if you wanted to follow through with the alpha approach

>Hanging out at pool at friend's place
>Friend brings over tinder date
>I'm topless but dyel with visible abs back then
>she meets us all
>her body posture changes when talking to me
>sitting upright
>shoulders back
>chest out
>glances at my body when im speaking
>noticed a lip bite when i was laughing and muscles tensed

I'm no mogger, but she kept more conversation with me than with her actual tinder date.

Case in point.

Fucking this. I got a mire for my squat form from some girl and as soon as I opened my mouth she lost interest.

They meant your trap porn collection, user.

You ruined her day and mine.

Who fucked her though?

Not me. I had my gf with me in the pool, so her mires meant more because i knew I'd be getting it later.

>squat to parallel
I wanted to post "ask me how I know you're a dyel" but then remembered you mentioned it yourself

you'll never make it

Happened to me. Girl was really into fitness and instagram thots. She was rubbing my back because we were drunk. Told the girl next to her I have nice back and shoulders. Laughs at me and says "do you even know what traps are?". I said no.

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Lads,

I’ve got scars from when I had bad cystic bacne... it’s not too bad anymore, but there’re little red scars in my problem areas

What do? I’ve considered dermabrasion

I had a woman compliment my traps once, but it was at the gym

>see thicc powerlifter i want to get with
>she comes to the bench right next to me
>eye hump her hard because shes wearing short tight shorts like always
>she starts doing curls
>puts down weights to go do something else
>pick up her curl weight and start doing lat raises so she'd tell me she was using them and i could break the ice
>instead she takes her gym bag and leaves to go do squats
How come I can't get mired by actual girls i want Jow Forums, but every girl i dont want is literally molesting me

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Go back in time and don't roid.

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>did biceps yesterday
>left bicep completely worn out and tired
>benching today had to take a brake during a set since i feel like it's gonna fall
>last set at rep 6 left arm completely shaking almost falling
>decide to shut of brain and simply do the movement
>feel nothing
>finish set in excellent form
>look to my right, bloatlord giving me thumbs up

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Because you're ugly and autistic

Autistic 10/10
Ugly. Negative.

i once snapped a shirtless selfie to a girl. she saved it, responded with holy shit then said she was horny

i had a bro start feeling up my traps while doing delt flies