Have you ever had your way with a MILF/cougar woman?

So "my bitch" kinda way? because that's retarded, what works with "my bitch" doesn't work with "my mother" lmao

Your mother is that young?
Also the picture of OP is not a MILF/cougar. She looks 25.

lol stupid fag what are you 12 years old? that is way older than 25

>The women in the OP
>25
LMAO? WAT?!

>lol
>lmao
She looks young in OP's picture, yeah 25. This picture though she looks definitely older, there's another picture where she looks 30 or so.

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Yeah doesn't look like a MILF or cougar at all.

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sauce senpai
love me milfs

yeah, fucked a milf that i found on craigslist... she was a recent (-5 yrs) immigrant from Poland... lost my virginity to her, but couldnt understand anything she said other than "I dont fuck little boys, I fuck real men"

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>"I dont fuck little boys, I fuck real men"
So how did you fuck her in the first place?
Also do "milf looking to fuck lmao" posts really exist on Craigslist? thefuck

There is no name to her. It's just some homemade pics that got leaked as far as I know. If you reverse image search it you will find galleries. She has about 71 pictures online I think.

Also here's an imgur folder if you're lazy.
imgur.com/a/EUuc6

One, got picked up in a bar by her. Unhappily married MILF. is about right
Comfy for a ONS but not really something I would want permanently
Younger sticc girls with a bit of mentally illness > average cougar
They are just more fun to be around

>got picked up in a bar by her
Absolute chad

Why was a married woman doing at a bar anyways?

How did she get away with being away from home for one night?

I fucking wish. Caught me gazing at her while drowning my rejections and ordered a drink for me.
cold-ass marriage, 2 kids(one my age at the time, lel) husband away on jobs all the time.
A single mom that still wore the ring for all purposes

So I should go to bars, drink alone, and stare at older women. Got it.
Also rate yourself.

Sure way to get thrown out by security :D

>cougar
she looks like she's about 30

>stare
Eh maybe a mite less intense than that. Letting her notice you are checking her out?
And I am pretty average.
A 5, maybe I managed to scratch a 6 in barlight and looking wristful and sad.

How new are you?
93848

There's a big difference between mommy posting and "this is unironically my mother" you absolute mongoloid.

bumping this thread in case some generous soul posts milkers

>Have you ever had your way with a MILF/cougar woman?
no
no i havent

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No one wants fatsos

>No one wants fatsos
wrongo

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if you can't get women your age you can't get milfs

the idea that hot milfs will lower their standards to fuck you is false, all women want chad, any women still attractive in her 40s and older will still be able to be picky enough to only fuck chad

I'm envious of "robots" who are like young handsome guys with perfect bodies. You just take for granted that somebody will be attracted to you.

>could get older women interested before
>can get young girls interested now
>always suck with same age
Well, at least it isn't boring.

used to exist.

Yes, I started fucking them through dating apps.
Can you not work on your body?

Yes I did! fuckyouoriginalismo

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I did actually.
My co-worker at my first job after graduating high school.
32 years old at the time with a 10 year old daughter.

I guess she was just horny from being single for so long and only wanted sex + the bonus of being with a younger man.
We only did it two times, but I kind of put a stop to it by telling her I was too busy and eventually she stopped inviting me over to her place altogether.

I don't know if it was because I was a virgin at the time, but her vagina felt tight enough for me even though she had obviously had sex before and given birth. Thought that was interesting.

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I am only 22 years old and I would like to be with a woman like your photo.

But maybe a woman like that would reject me? Involving her having 40 and me 22.

Yes, but she wasn't as attractive as the OP. I did get nudes from a super hot MILF once though.

>Younger sticc girls with a bit of mentally illness

Literally my ex

Would you a 40+ paraplegic woman?

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No but I really fucking want(ed) to
Hahah now i'm a wizard and that's it the end it's over

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I had a situation with a cougar earlier this year. She was more than twenty years older than me. She was quirky but really delightful and I'm glad I got to know her. It's a shame things had to stop, but she was going to try to live overseas and started getting feelings beyond the situation we had.

What were your ages, in numbers?

How far did things go?

I was in the range of 25-30 and she was in the range of 50-55.

We'd do all the normal stuff that friends did, e.g. hang out, chat, have lunch, watch films, etc., but we'd also do more intimate stuff, e.g. hold hands, have sleepovers, cuddle, and fuck. That's why I used 'situation': it was something more than friends but not a relationship.

D-does my mom count

Yea she looked like pic related. One of the best sexual experiences I've had. I was really drunk though and told her to piss on me which fucked it up a little.

Yes.
My dad was dating a lawyer for a bit, and I guess apparently she was getting stalked and harassed which sort of drove her a bit crazy, but still somewhat in tact with reality.
i was 17 at the time, she was 37.
so i literally cucked my dad and fucked her like 5 times.
and I was allowed to do it raw too since he had one of those IUD's or whatever

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Greentextnow
Lmao

I made a milf.

Her name is regina

not much to greentext, it was sort of my plan all along to fuck her ever since i saw her wearing yoga pants one day.
however, it sort of went like this
>she said i was nice, treated me well
>even bought me stuff sometimes
>one night we were driving home and i asked if i could lean on her arm
>she said ok
>things were somewhat tense-ish from there
>fast forward like week later
>she has a bit to drink
>watch some drama/romance movie on couch at my dads help
>she literally asks if she can hold my hand
>we start kissing
>feel her tits and stuff
>still cant believe its actually all falling into place
>next day dad is at work
>she gives me a bj then i fuck her and come in like 2 strokes
>fast forward more
>end up fucking her a few more times, but at this point i can last like 7-15 minutes
>her and my dad slowly stop getting along
>cut her out of my life forever and move on
>dad literally never found out
got a boner while writing that tbqh.
she had a loli daughter that was cute too, i taught her how to play age of empires 2 but never really looked at her sexually

However, sometimes guilt truly does hit me, me and my dad were at a restaurant awhile back sort of after they stopped talking and stuff and said something along the lines of "Even if she doesn't want to talk to me, I'll always try to be by her side, and keep her happy."

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BASED...... BUT FAKE AF

I'm seriously not lying

no i'm an incel, i don't do well with women

Yes and it was horrible. I was her second sexual partner after her ex husband and it showed.

Please explain. What was the problem?

Was she hot?

ORIGINAL WE DON'T NEED THIS FUCKING ORIGINAL FILTER IT DOESN'T CHANGE 90% OF POSTS OR MAKE THE BOARD ANY BETTER YOU FUCKING GOOKMOOT

I kek'd out loud. Thank you lad.

seconding this originalspigimal

WHO IS THIS GODDESS??!!
original fuck this board

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Fuck, she's perfect. Most older women don't have pussy/tits in that condition. It saddens me I won't ever experience a body like that in my arms, since milfs seem to go for chad as well.

Maritza Mendez. Good luck finding any hc videos of her though. All I could find were pics

yeah I deliberately create sexual tension with older women, it really turns me on and I love manipulating them this way

she is not a milf, look at her nips, she was never pregnant