>2018
>Not smoking cigarettes
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?
>b-but it kills you
And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?
>it's addicting!!!
It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation
>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!
Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel
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What are the pros to smoking cigs? You forgot to mention.
What? What the fuck is this post? Why would you ever, EVER post something like this? Explain it to me, you fucking shill. How can someone be convinced to get lung cancer from a post on the russian puppet show newsletter? Why would someone even pay you to do this?
Unpolite sage.
Came here to say this. There isn't a single argument by OP telling the benefits of smoking.
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It's a fucking paste, faggots.
today op was not a vitun turvenuija
I am actually allergic to the smoke and my mom is a dentist.
I actually avoid people who smoke
Prefer to VAPE to be honest. At least I won't get cancer.
holy fuck i was just thinking about this poster last night and considered starting this again
>smoking
>in 2018
Are you naturally retarded or did your mother smoke too while pregnant?
It's very enjoyable to smoke.
inhaling ash into my lungs makes me feel sick
I already live in a big city and air here is fucked and making me miserable, I want to move and go some place nice instead of inhaling that shit even more
dying faster
>not smoking in 2018
it's like you don't even want a gf lmao
It's very enjoyable to eat paint chips too, lead was considered a delicacy by the Romans because it's sweet.
>2018
>not sucking cock
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?
>b-but thats gay
And? Was life a contest about who can be the most heterosexual?
>it's disgusting!!!
It's not, as long as you're not a whore and and take loads in moderation
>it's....IT'S IMMORAL!!!
Who forces you eat dick? Actually since i'm OP that doesn't sound half bad. Oh well, your loss loser
there is an post from 2015 pleb
this jesus Christ. my friends smoke and its fucking disgusting. they either make me step outside in the freezing cold or we chill in a small confined place and they just smoke and hot box the entire room and its like im breathing more smoke than air
GET THAT FUCKING SHIT AWAY FROM ITS DISGUSTING
at least get good high once in your miserable life
How are you able to make so many threads with the exact same text?
I don't know man, he sounds pretty convincing.
I change a few words around
Takes the edge off.
Pros of smoking:
>improves aim while shooting
>focuses you on any given task at hand
>makes you look cool
>good icebreaker
>relaxing
>makes you look intimidating when you stare at people at bus stops
Honest to god it helps me relax during bouts of anxiety.
Smells bad you fucking cancer
Also, my drug is some random hooker
I remember another copypasta about a med student laughing at an engineering student or something, with a pic of Mel Gibson laughing. It was the same thing word for word every time, nothing changed. I don't get how they bypassed it.
>And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?
This is so stupid that it's funny
>smoking ciggies in 2018
just vape, it's alot better than fags, and it tastes better.
vaping makes you the fag.
how does vaping make you a fag
i find it better than ciggs, and i started smoking them.
>just vape, it's alot better than fags, and it tastes better.
yassss!
Absolutely degenerate.
I wonder who could be behind this post?
Enjoy living in shit houses your whole life because no one wants to rent to a smoker.
Enjoy having your walls stained from cigarette smoke and everyone avoiding you because you smell like trash.
Enjoy being literal human trash.
you don't smoke inside idiot.
>implying Jews aren't behind anti-smoking
>implying you aren't a Jew
I wake up every morning and can't breathe
Smoking was fun when I first started, but not now.
stop trying to get people to fall for this shit
Makes you look cool and opens social opportunities. When a cute girl ask for a smoke you will be prepared and chat her up. Makes you seem like a chill guy, lowers blood pressure and makes me think more clearly
>Cons
Don't worry about it. Just don't become addicted like a wimp and you'll be ok
smoking cigarettes can boost your testosterone levels as much as 13% (more than dieting and exercise)
Think the only pro is the social aspect of it.
Honestly I can get relaxed from vaping or just smoking weed.
ah so you're gay
I can only stand tobacco when I'm smoking weed with it
it's so gross by itself, gives me a stomach ache
don't know how people can get addicted to it, burning plants make you feel so dirty and stinky
>makes you look intimidating when you stare at people at bus stops
lol no it fucking doesn't. people are just annoyed because they smell putrid ass in the air.
Was the only reason I smoked starting college. Pretty sure it raises blood pressure though.
I smoke cigars to look cool.
>When a cute girl ask for a smoke you will be prepared and chat her up.
shit i had this happen once but I don't smoke
GAHH
maybe I could just keep a dummy pack and lace it with something to knock her out.
>Tobacco companies are now shilling on Jow Forums
Had someone call blue boys """"""non - emergency""""""" number on me after I stared at them for a full quarter hour while chain-smoking L&Bs. Have you had cops called on you just for sitting and staring at someone at a bus stop at 2 in the morning? No, because you don't smoke. Fag.
that's probably because you're a nigger
Gonna ask for a source on that pic
Cigs give me diarrhea and makes my breath stink
True robots smoke. life is terrible, why wouldn't you do something that shortens it AND feels good.
>And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?
If the length of your lifespan doesn't matter, then just kill yourself now and save yourself the effort
Hey, remember me? I told you to go kill yourself last time you posted this god-awful copy pasta for the 100th time. And I'll tell you it again. Smoke two packa a day. Jump off a bridge. Walk infront of a bus. I don't care. But do the entire universe a favor and snuff out the globally disappointing life that is your pitiful existence.
Kek orogifndbly
>implying you need a reason to do anything