I will definitely get a boyfriend next year
I will definitely get a boyfriend next year
Cameron Hughes
Lucas Butler
That boyfriend could be me?
Robert Cox
but before that you'll experience an orgy
just played tarot here and that was what showed up
2019 is your year
Ethan Rodriguez
I guess you don't have the optimism to get one this year. Before the romantic Christmas season. Imagine going on a nightwalk with him on a path lit with pretty festive lights. Imagine hugging close together to keep each other warm in the brisk early-winter climate. Maybe you'll stop by a bench and kiss.
Maybe next year.
Michael Gray
do me do me user
Parker Johnson
why is girl wojak so fucking cute
Justin Phillips
surely there won't be these threads next year
Chase Thompson
You just literally made me cry, user. Fuck, I want my ex back so much.
Luis Rodriguez
>I want my ex back so much.
Obligatory "what happened?"
Asher Bennett
I've always wanted to lose my virginity in a gangbang. I almost went through with it too, RIP cragislist.
Evan Collins
You can get a boyfriend by the end of the day if you really wanted to
David Roberts
another thot just wanting male attention, sad
Justin Gutierrez
We were together for 2.5 years until she broke up with me because I wasn't able to get my shit together in time. She loved me a lot, but I put her through too much due to my mental health issues, to the point where she couldn't do it anymore. That was 1.5 years ago. I told her we needed to cut all contact, because I wasn't able to function normally with her in my life, even though she wanted to continue talking as friends. Now last week, she messages me out of the blue, saying she's been thinking a lot about me lately and asked if we could talk. Of course I took this as a sign that maybe now she had realized what we had and she wanted to be with me again. It took me a few days of fantasizing about this possibility before I replied. Then she tells me she cares about me and misses our conversations, and that she became devoutly religious within the last year. Mormon, in fact. She went through ovarian cancer and I guess she found Jesus or something. Fucking crazy. Now she's been with someone for the past 10 months who she hasn't even seen naked yet, even though she always loved sex. In fact, that was one of our strong points in the relationship. Every last hope I had of ever being with her again vanished. The person I fell in love with is dead. And I'm responsible for it. If I had just put in the bare minimum of effort to offer her a stable relationship, I could have been with her through those tough times and she wouldn't have felt the need to turn to religion. We would still be together, thinking about our future and building a family together. She was so beautiful and loveable. I doubt someone like me can ever find a girl like that again. I threw away my one and only chance to share my life with someone truly special, and now it's all gone, forever.
Colton Torres
Tell me again robots how being able to get a bf makes your life easy?
Ryder Rogers
>look for a bf on r9k
>he cheats on me
>hes also higgus
Dominic Evans
What if he beats you?
Christian Nelson
> Next year
> Tomorrow
> Later
> Another time
Do you see the pattern here, femanon?
If you want something so deeply, go for it now.
Isaac Watson
I will definitely get a girlfriend next year. If not, I still got porn.
Jackson Cooper
>tfw I lost my gf this year
>tfw I will never be lucky enough to find love again and amazed I even found it in the first place
Life is so empty and painful now having experienced what it is supposed to be like yet knowing I'll never get to have that again
Samuel Cruz
This year isnt overthough
William Nelson
>Trying to date a sub par Jow Forums eceleb who spends all of his time gaming
You got what you deserved roastie
Connor Reed
Just fuck my shit up, Uncle Paul!