Will shoving a small bottle up my pussy give me the same experience as being penetrated by a real life penis?

Will shoving a small bottle up my pussy give me the same experience as being penetrated by a real life penis?
I dont think ill be able to lose my virginity any time soon. I might as well look for alternatives to see what sex is like and if I feel good afterwards

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I will fuck you. If you're 2 hours from me.

I lost the meat shield virginity from just using a normal dildo ????

OP if you have sex with this person you will birth the antichrist

how old? what shape and size bottle? how much do you weigh?

I'd actually probably pay to watch you do that depending on how fat you are.

Thank god we have white knights like you around. Our fair maidens wouldn't be safe without your safe guarding.

how about is tick my nose up your cooch instead

>roast wandering the house looking for various things to fuck herself with

im good looking and have fucked 3 girls. will you be my 4th cum dumpster?

it's a joke about satan trips you sperg.

Fembot here

forget the bottle. Won't feel good especially if you're a virgin. it'll probably hurt like shit

If possible, get a vibrator and some lube. It's not gonna feel like a dick, but that's the advice I'd give my past self. Be nice and careful with your body. Especially as a virgin it won't probably go in easy and smooth. Use lube

Technically, that means she's obligated to have an intercourse with him right?

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Getting dick isn't hard at all as a female and unlike ugly male virgins, women don't have to pay for sex with good looking people

>bottle
You should probably just get an actual sex toy if you're curious but if you're too embarrassed to buy one at least use something better than a fucking glass bottle.

We have a winner! You won the at the slots. Why was I made this way?

Can i use Vaseline instead of lube?

The same autist has been making these threads with that female wojak for nearly a year and a half now. The writing style is always the same.

I admire his determination. You have to be really dedicated to the LARP.

>Can i use Vaseline instead of lube
only if you're putting it in your ass. if you'rr a real girl, keep in mind your pussy juice is the best lube.

Mmmm....don't know actually. I guess you could, but your body could react to it potentially. If you try and use it, use tons of it. maybe look up people who have used it

Not always. Some girls are dryer than others. Also especially because she's a virgin, it's ease thigs up. Better use lube just to make sure

why not just go buy a proper dildo? a glass dildo is worth every penny. they are smoother. they are damn near impossible to break. they need less lube. they are easier to clean and sterilize.

all in all, it will be nothing like real sex, because the human connection isn't there.

>small bottle
>same experience as being penetrated by a real life penis?

No my penis because my penis is very large

What If do I stick my nose on you're crotch in

post pic of the bottle so we can see if its penis sized

look at his post number you acoustic piece of retard

He made a fair mistake to be honest, this board is under attack, no judgement from me if a guy's heart is in the right place hating cucks and fembots.

Stick a penis sized cucumber up there. Then it feels real.