Don't you wish you had a pudgy gf?

Don't you wish you had a pudgy gf?

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no. I want a sticc.

If I'm wishing, why wish for less than my ideal?

Yes, it'd be nice.
Especially if sh was very affectionate and loved cuddling.

As long as it was all on the bottom end, yes

I used to :c


She led me on for a year saying she liked me then all the sudden said she didn't

No, the temptation to knock her up would be too great.

imagine.

you get home from a hard day of work with a small birthday get together at the end of the day with coworkers as it happens with every employee, to find your gf eyeing at you with the shiniest loveliest look she could have after a whole evening shopping for a nice costume to wear for you to celebrate just the two of you. you look at that chubby girl fighting her insecurities not to run from embarrassment like the spanish inquisition, you give her the longest cuddliest hug and whisper to hear ear that she couldnt have made you happier and you love her immensely and she is your world, she starts to get emotive and cry and you kiss her forehead, pull her head closer to your shoulder, tell her how much you appreciated and start caressing her hair and she eventually fall asleep in your arms

life is suffering.

what brand of autism is this

I actually have a chubby gf and it's still a relationship between two adults not two total fucking retards

I did. She cheated.

Don't know what I expected.

This should be your ideal unless you're a faggot.

Of course. I wish I had a sweet gf with a nice soft mommy body.

STOP lT. PLEASE.

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You should do that anyways.

wouldnt mind just aslong as she isnt a hamplanet

I used to wish I had a gf, period, but realized I can barely take care of myself and that I also hate myself and don't care about a gf.

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Get the hell out of there chad

Yes, yes I do. I want to spoon her and rub her belly, and feel those thighs.

Its anime autism. Give 'em a few years and theyll learn real life grils arent anything like his waifus

Kinda, yeah. I think tummy chub is cute.

I want one but they dont exist

Absolutely fucking not. I had a gf once who was only slightly chubby. You could only tell when she took her clothes off but oh god the disgust. Never again. Ever. You think it's gonna be good but afterwards all you feel is regret.

I do! She is very sweet!

Also, this board is toxic! I haven't been on here since I started dating her and my life has shifted for the best, dramatically!