Female dorm mate who comes with me to gym

is what OP meant? I dont get the significance of the pineapple

Based subtle dorm mate

I swear, if you get close to her, lean in and whisper into her firmly "I'm gonna fuck a baby in you" she's gonna be wetter that niagara falls.

or just RAYP

makes your nut sweet.

Id text her a selfie with a pineapple

>I dont get the significance of the pineapple
>mfw a virgin is posting on my Jow Forums right now

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eat cum

based and redpilled

Lmao, protip take it at the grocery store and dont buy it. Pineapples are a meme, who needs that extra sugar.

Wow people still actually believe pineapple makes ur cum taste better.

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I was just about to say this shit. It makes such a negligible difference that it doesn't matter.

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>nut flavor changes right after ingesting pineapple
I expect some roastie to use this logic, but come the fuck on. You need to have consistent consumption for like a week before it's even noticeable

I think he meant the pineapple filter

This doesn’t matter even if it was proven not to change the taste, it’s like a metaphor or a myth

>you incest
lel

The pineapple thing is cause after OP rejected her she wanted to check if he's gay

lmao, autism in this thread

>roastie is about to breakup with bf
>offer a guy friend to put a pineapple only on his half of pizza
>hurr durr its not even noticeable, maybe its not her offering to taste his semen, she doesnt want to fuck him

no wonder most of you here are virgins

>taking what she said as anything more than a joke/playful way of hinting
No wonder this board cant get laid in spite of godlike physiques
t. skinnyfat manlet who probably does better through sheer force of common sense

>meet girl at some party
>Dont think much about it
>Shes got like 5 orbiters aroud her that night
>I ignore her
>She tries to chat with me later that night
>It's noisy and can't hear half of what she's sayin'
>Get pissed, ignore her again
>When she's about to leave she says she hopes to see me again soon.
>"Yeah me too"
>Realise what i've 10mins laters

Holy shit just read this
is not samefag i swear

yet another tragedy befalls a man who does not realize that pineapple is a perfectly natural pizza topping

>Calling people virgins because they didn't even bother to catch on a redundant, retarded, subtle sex hint even though she clearly asked him if he wants to fuck her, then hints at revenge sex and then starts feeling him up sexually

You people are clearly autistic virgems if that was the point when you finally realized she wants to fuck him.

>No wonder this board cant get laid in spite of godlike physiques
Or maybe we dont make stupid decisions for roasties and are saving ourselves for someone worth the effort

I hate young women so much, your hints are so fucking stupid, unacceptable behavior in a grown adult. If you do not give clear consent then I cannot legally make any further advances, just say you want to fuck or get the fuck out.

Cant and wont are very different things my friend
No shade toward volcels

By the second > the story could go any number of directions, by the fourth > it was very obvious. We were taking a shit on the people missing the jab, the previous ones were obvious as well

>female dorm mate
Kinda jealous, here in europe males and females are grouped separately, even if the only free spots left are in female rooms you arent allowed to take them as a male

What if i self claim as a woman?

>Just put your hand on her back, pull her in and softly whisper in her ear "G'day mate"

You're the guy from yesterday's mire thread right?

(op)

I'd have told the pizza guy to fuck my shit up with pineapple. To hell with the coupon

>incel for life because I didn't learn the pineapple code in middle school

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That better not fucking be it, it's not even true. Absolutely no diet can do anything to the quality of your semen outside of purposefully giving yourself malnutrition.

They have a Muslim test that.

what did you put together i dont get it please explain

am i retarded?

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HEY YOU LISTEN HERE IVE SUCKED ALOT OF DICK AND DRANK GALLONS OF CUM AND PINEAPPLE CUM IS THE FUCKING BEST FLAVOR FUCK YOU WHITE BOY

>get pineapple on my half
>my half

How fat are the two of you?

Read the thread

You think they were going to get a pizza, have less than half each and throw it out?
You know you can get small pizzas?

My cum is sweet, I've been told that by hoes. Even my cum rag I use after I jerk off smells like fruit, and I don't use lube to jerk.

Bullshit. I used to have salty cum according to women, but ever since I added more fruits to my diet it has become sweet.

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>I love you
>Yeah I love me too
my gf doesn't think this one is funny

Makes your cum tastey

He finally put together the pizza toppings but it was too late. She wasn't hungry anymore