What is the most robot political affiliation?
What is the most robot political affiliation?
Tyler Perez
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Ethan Sanchez
The most robot position is being an apolitical reclusive mystic who is primarily focused on personal enlightenment
Zachary Anderson
kill yourself authoritarian scum
James Miller
Do you think that personal enlightenment could be a part of some collective?
Hudson Green
>socialism
>authoritarian
inbred uninformed buffoon
John Rogers
im too autistic for this, when it asks "how important is this to you?" i never really know what to say.
Caleb Taylor
true robots have no interest in politics, fucking poser get the fuck out
Robert Perez
>wamens party
Fucking what
Owen Davis
>dictatorship of the proletariat
>not authoritarian
Adrian Reyes
It's a shill site spouting roastie propaganda
Doesn't matter what your answers are it will tell you to vote for roasties
Sebastian Martin
i'm surprised i got 52% libertarian, i gave a lot of big government answers.
Jack Clark
As a non-burger, I have never heard of the Constitution party.
Christian Hill
>top party is women's equality
I said that the government shouldn't fund planned parenthood and to end affirmative action. The only thing I can think of is that I said I was in favor of abortion only because I think the government shouldn't have a say in it
Ryder Barnes
DONT STEP ON SNAKE
Jackson Cruz
that's just like, your opinion man
relax, we all die
Kayden Turner
I don't need a test to tell you what I am you commie fucking scum
Luis Barnes
cringe
odd
based
based
based
cringe
Leo Collins
kek.
>transhumanist
Liam Roberts
I don't know why they have socialism listed under the democrats when they're proven to be more neoliberal than anything else. That being said I'd rather just close any tax loopholes to prevent multinationals from abusing them, clamp down on lobbying, funding for better social services and programs and more an emphasis on privacy laws. Democrats just need a good purge to get rid of the corporate progressives and go back to focusing more on worker's rights.
Levi Harris
Reminder that robots can't be republicans, the party that wants to kill neets can't be the robot party anyone pretending otherwise is a larping normalfag that came here from reddit
Oliver Collins
Liberty is the only robot political stance. Leave me alone, normalfags.
Andrew Moore
About as expected. Have moved further right as I've gotten older.
Gabriel Turner
This constitution party sounds based.
Why are they so irrelevant?
Michael Howard
Constitution/GOP but constitution is unelectable
Hunter Rodriguez
>trying to shame robots into being shitlibs
not gonna work comrade, I may be a miserable friendless incel, but I still wageslave for my money and be goddamed if I let one of you thieves lay a finder on my property
Ian Johnson
Too conservative to be elected to main stream office. Even some republicans like having some sort of societal safety net, and many are spineless and still care about their image in the mind of commies
Alexander Martinez
I was right wing and I got a banner ad asking me to give my email to a Republican PAC. Did anyone get a similar message for a Democratic PAC?
Cameron Long
That was a pretty long test.
Liam Morales
Neoliberals and Socialists both support a large regulatory state. They just disagree with how to spend the money.
Kayden Davis
when you whip a freaking fat nae nae
Noah Jenkins
Come to my backyard user, I have a rope hanging from a tree i want to show you
James Hall
Did you get an ad from a leftist PAC?
Jeremiah Cooper
i didn't see anything but i got an adblocker.
holy freaking crap dude thats pretty cool
Jace King
As a non-burger I didn't even know they had more than 2 parties.
Mason Parker
there's effectively only two parties. Green and Libertarian are the only 'third party' parties anyone even knows about, and even then they NEVER win any elections, house, senate, whatever. they'll be on some ballots sometimes, and even if they are they get like .6% of the votes lmao
James Parker
Kinda surprised that my choice for the gun question (No, only for criminals and the mentally ill) was a Green party response.
Adrian Nguyen
>letting the government take away your constitutional rights after they label you a (((criminal))) or (((mentally ill)))
All gun laws are unconstitutional. Shall not be infringed, normalfag.
Logan Scott
That actually slipped my mind, it's 3AM here. Forgot that enemies won't play on an equal field.
Logan Brooks
That description on your pic is basically New Age bullshit mixed with NPC traits.
Justin Watson
Libertarianism is the underage ideology. It's the most efficient way to highlight you don't know anything about anything and you're really really selfish but you're not even sure about that part.
Angel Perry
>selfish
Nigger detected desu
Evan Adams
yup, you're 14 years old and short circuit the moment anyone remotely questions your dogshit beliefs
Carter Jones
I'm not even a lolbertarian, you sub-90IQ monkey. I'm a Christian Anarcho-Monarchist.
Brayden Morales
>religious monarchist calling someone else low iq
I don't even have words to describe how dumb you are. I'm tired, my stomach hurts, I've been up for 17 hours, I wish I could string together a bunch of insults. You're just a subhuman retard. Let's leave it at that.
Gavin Lee
I am somewhat right-leaning cntrist but apparently this makes me a full-on socialist in USA? Jesus, your politics is so fucked up.
Parker Thomas
based,
and,
/thread
except like a weed this thread has grown too much
Adam Thompson
Why so many right wingers on r9k? You can;t be a neet/robot if you are a right winger. Death to all you normies
Hudson Phillips
why the fuck are their low iq right wing normies on r9k? fuck off
Chase Nelson
This, islamism specifically
Jordan Bell
Why is there so many commies on here?
Elijah Bennett
Well aren't I different.
Jayden Green
Wtf, I love waman now
Caleb Kelly
>Anarcho Monarchist
Doesn't even exist.
Elijah Walker
I'm a bleeding heart pinko
David Cruz
>women's equality party
fat keks
Jace Evans
A total moron?
Charles Hughes
>Democrats are socialists when they are comprised of some of the most extreme capitalists
>Republicans believe in small government when they promote the world police military mentality
>Socialists believe in Keynesian economics, let alone in anything beyond total state control of capital
This source seems pretty shit.
Angel Campbell
Yeah, because taxation absolutely means taking all of your precious monies, right? Keep sucking that corporate cock, wagie, your boss appreciates little bitches like you.
Ryder Murphy
No steppy on snekky
Jaxon James
Ahahahaa... What is this bullshit? Since when have the Democrats been socialist? Or is this some kind of American definition of socialism?
Bentley James
Jow Forums has shown, and continues to show every day, the actual soul of the NEET.
We really have no need of developing any empathy for the NEET, because we don't need to *intuit* what he thinks and feels, or somehow decipher it using some simian hive-mind-gland. All we have to do is read. He *tells* us, explicitly and honestly and in great detail, what he thinks and feels.
And honestly, who can read it and contemplate it for more than a moment without realizing that the most moral possible government of all would be the one that left the NEET to starve to death in the gutter?
Zachary Price
You probably aren't a socialist but I am. Not one of those progressive retards, though. I hate gun control, too. I just hate it for different reasons. I believe that the proletariat ought to be armed to protect themselves from a corrupt government and the upper-classes.
Jaxon Nelson
I think Marx would reconsider his stance on arming literally everyone if he spent five minutes with the average american southerner. Just a hunch.
Grayson Howard
Perhaps. However, I see the "Redneck to be nothing more than a stereotype. That's coming a Yankee, too. Lol.
Sebastian Thompson
Right wing politics are so fucking normalfag
>i dun wawt thu gubbermin taykin mah taxes
If you work a job and pay taxes, you are not a robot. If you have empathy for the wagies and want to reduce their taxes then you are not a robot
Conservatives are smart boomers and stupid millenials. If you are a conservative purely out of spite then you're ok. You can stay here. Boomers can fuck off tho
Libertarians are underage retards who opened their first bitcoin wallet and think they're going to be rich. Guess what fags basic economics are juat that. BASIC.
Anarcho-(right wing position) just shows you are a roleplaying fag who doesn't understand anarchy and are probably underage
True robots don't give a fuck unless their gibs are on the line. If you work you are a normalfag
Nolan Moore
Either not caring about politics, or extremely niche political views.
T. Neo-elective monarchist but really prefer philosophy over politics
Camden Hernandez
Not so strange considering I'm Dutch
>women's party
what
Landon King
You're likely a cityfag, correct?
I've lived in rural places my whole life, subhuman rednecks exist. Not all are bad, but the ones who are are obnoxious as shit.
Matthew White
>Benji
what?
Adrian Carter
>honesty
my sides
Nathaniel Anderson
Not at all my man. I live in a small town in New England. Been there all my life.
I have met some "Redneck" type folk but not all fit the stereotype in my eyes.
William Nelson
Ah, you're an easterner. Guess it's different out there, I live in the midwest (Indiana) and see plenty of people like that.
Dont mean that first line to be passive aggressively rude or anything, btw
Joshua Gomez
Because pretty much no other parties matter outside the big two.
David Morgan
No worries man. I knew what you meant!
Anthony Barnes
It's funny because i think libertarians are brainlets, who know nothing of the human nature.
Anthony Miller
Why the fuck do you score so highly for libertarian then?
Eli Martin
>apolitical reclusive
I feel like this is me. I don't really know anything about the outside world, so how am I supposed to know how it should be run?
Hudson King
Boo
Im scary
Andrew Thompson
I can't pick between green and lolbertarian and I know why both of them aren't good. I don't think it's correct to just affiliate with one party, voting is kind of stupid and pointless when most people are only partially informed (or not at all)
Brandon Nelson
>politics
Gay shit desu.
Matthew Wright
here you fuckin go
Tyler Gonzalez
Not from the us so did not bother with the quiz
But I think being a robot is separate from any political leaning as it is an interpersonal thing rather than a guvmint thing
Luke Lee
bunch of lefty faggots.
Henry Collins
I am still taking this quiz. I really am confused as to why republicunts want to reduce spending on EVERYTHING they possibly can, as if the government has no obligation to its citizens at all.
Doesn't this make you an anarchist, or lolbertarian, or just someone who genuinely wishes to see fucked up tyrants thrive at the expense of everyone around them unchallenged? Where does this come from?
What's the point of having a government if it's not using taxes to fix things/defend the people's interests?
Xavier White
You don't have to be from the US, it's just a quiz on politics in general, it includes international policies and other users' answers as options.
Ryan Thompson
Market socialist reporting in. I want corporate hierarchies replaced with worker-owned co-ops, and to that end I support (among other things) raising taxes on traditional corporations while lowering them for worker-owned businesses. I'm also extremely anti-interventionist, pro-gun rights, and anti-government spying and the War on Drugs, so 50% for libertarianism sounds about right for me.
Owen Wilson
>got women's equality
All they asked was if I was pro-choice, what the fuck does women's equality have to do with environmentalism and immigration anyway? Most of my answers were some sort of compromise, not a clear yes/no.
Who votes "yes" to separate a child from it's parent?
Hunter Campbell
Jesus Christ I thought this place was full of Jow Forums shitposters, I'm disappointed, socialist? women's party? dems? Fucking topkek.
Dominic Morgan
It's way too easy to get "socialist" or "democrat" with this quiz. Or the people voting Republican are just psychopaths. If you look at the answers at the bottom it seems like that would be the case.
James Davis
apolitical/political apathy
Nolan Taylor
>It's way too easy to get "socialist" or "democrat" with this quiz.
Fair point. But the simplicity makes it easy to get other parties and weird mixes as well, not just the cucked ones.
Austin Moore
I got pretty much what I expected.
Isaac James
B-but I'm-m an e-edgy fascist, moooooom!
Elijah Cox
>muh authoritarianism is ebull
>da smull gobamunt wull solva oua problemz
kill yourself lolberg
Austin Howard
>that low of a range between all of the parties
My guess is that he supports light regulation (as opposed to no regulation like the lolberts do), but cares more about social and foreign policy issues than economic ones.
Jayden Cruz
Am I like true neutral or some shit? Almost everything is a few points away from each other
Dylan Campbell
>those pitiful attempts at shoehorning muh wimenz equality in
Cracks me up
Nathaniel Ward
>implying
The government doesn't actually have an obligation to its citizens. The only real purpose of government is to keep the elites safe and in power. For example, the government isn't even obligated to fulfill its core purpose, protection. The police are not required to even protect you from harm (see : nytimes.com
Charles Ramirez
>ctrl f "third position"
>0 results
retards
David Myers
I consider myself Centrist.