Mire Thread: Barbell Hip Thrust edition

Sounds like you need to work on your personality gains, cranky-user.

Bros Im gonna smash pretty soon, we are all gonna make it!

degenerate

>constantly complimented by 60-ish Japanese lady every time she sees me at the gym
>"oh I've never seen someone so strong and flexible"
>once commented on my shoulders and stroked them
>find out a few days ago she's a 'mature' escort in the area
>probs on the prowl for a young toy boy
Lmao what a time to be alive lads. Can't get a text back but at least an old Japanese escort wants muh dick.

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>27 years old virgin gym autist with retard strength
>every woman and girl acts like I don't exist
>aside from this 40something years old lady from work
>always comments about what a man I am and how handsome and tall and how all the girls must be melting after me
>y-yeah haha, all the g-girls
I wish for the nukes to fall this Christmas Eve

>at friends Christmas party
>one of the guys literally tells me to flex a cep
>holy shit user I remember when you were scrawny now I wanna look like you
>asks for tips for the rest of party

I'm not even big yet bros

>In bar last night talking to female friend
>Her friends sitting behind her look over their shoulder to look at me
>One turns back around to her friends and fans herself with her hand while the others smile
Bretty gud haven't had a noticeable mire in a while too

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You're probably a bit like me and are decently attractive but have little-to-no confidence and are probably insecure about one part of your face. Just be confident bro.

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Ok guys I'm by no means jacked, but I'm kinda ottermode with great frame and good face. My question is, why are all blatant mires and come-ons always come from gay guys? I get some mires from older women, and rarely from qts my age (which i never pick up on until it's waaaay too late). Do I dress gay or something? Are qts just too autismo to look at me?
I know asking /fit9k/ is retardo but maybe you guys have some insight into the gay mind.

Fags are hungry for cock. Approach cuties and ask# for certainty. they mite be intimidated. T. Not a homo

>Come back home from uni
>20 y/o, 6'1, 175
>Feeling kinda insecure since I lost a lot of weight from study binges and finals
> (800 calorie days from adderall and cramming, lost ~10 pounds)
>Gained 5lbs back recently, about the same weight I was in the summer
>Say hi to Sis in the kitchen and see my reflection in the window
>Say something about how we're very different sizes despite being twins (She's 5'3, probably 110)
> She says "Yeah you've definitely gotten bigger, Maddy's boyfriend saw you at the lake this summer and told her that he wanted to look exactly like you did."
>Tell her I can't wait to tell all my friends on my mongolian basket weaving forum the story.
>""I don't understand why you still go on that website user..."
>Feel like :) on the inside

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> kinda ottermode
> great frame
> good face

That's enough for most people, user. Gay mires are blatant because that's sort of how they flirt. I once went to a gay club with a friend and I literally had to look at the floor because in every direction there was a guy making eye-contact and smiling at me. Girl mires tend to be less blatant, yes. Don't let it get to your head. Learn to dress sharp and you'll catch girl mires more easily. Also, with time, you'll gain confidence to notice the qts and approach them, but you need to try, man. Keep going!

As for the thread, got a few holiday mires from family members, even though I'm still dyel. However, there was one in particular that felt great

> go see 93 year-old grandma. She's blind due to carelessness with her diabetes
> lightens up when hear my voice after 2 years
> feels my face and arms, says I'm bigger than last time we met and asks if I'm working out

Felt better than the thot mires I've ever received

Mum told me her friend was talking to her earlier and said "was that your son I saw earlier?" And when my mum said yeah, her friend said "he's looking well isn't he?"

99% sure it's my new beard tho

>back from visiting out of town relatives
>get in uber from airport
>older asian guy driver does double take in mirror
>"WOW! YOU REARY HANDSOME!"
>"t-thanks
I never get mires so ill take what i can get. he also seemed really sincere about it.

Based old asian man

Many gay men have literally hundreds of sexual partners in a year and 25% of gay men are HIV positive. They will fuck anything that moves, disregard their attention.

most of my mires I didn't even catch myself
>Meet a girl I dated once or twice, didn't really work, at gym with my bro
>Wow, user, look at you!
>Chat for a while in between sets
>She leaves, gymbro turns to me:
>Dude, get her number, she was mirin hard!
>I still have it? Besides she has a boyfriend.
>Maybe you should tell her that? Seems like she needs a reminder...
Later time
>At gym, entrance, banter with PT-bro
>Female PT is coming over, joins in, sure whatev, she cute AF
>gymbro arrives, I head to change
>He asks me if I knew the chick, as she was looking at my back, biting her lip when I left
>Have seen her mirin OHP and DL, too autistic to act on it beyond a wink'n'smile
Who is this chick?

this is a trash story, please don't repost this in future mire threads

gf mire

She sings that Havana song

Go get those meat flaps user

Why didn't you
>stand up
>walk over to her
>bend in close to her ear
>make asmr wet lip smacking noises as you lick you lips
>and whisper "caught you mirin"

It is always 45+ women for me. Tons of them mire me. It is never a young cutie.

it's pretty simple user
girls abosutely hate having to make the first move (but sometimes do with strong cocklust) while gays don't give a fuck
if a guy says girls are always staring but not that gay guys hit on him often, then the girls aren't really mirin and he's delusional

Are you black if so *ahem* FUCK NIGGERS

Fuck her