I wanna try out smoking, what kind of cigarettes should I buy? What do the colors mean...

If you're smoking cigs to look cool and mature it's not going to work. You're gonna be standing by yourself 99% of the time where no one can see you, and on the off chance people do see you, all they'll see is an autist smoking by himself. No girl will come up to you and say "wow you look really contemplative lmao so deep"

Start with menthols. Camel crush, just don't forget to crush the little mint in the butt. Or any light cig but menthols are definitely the easiest to start with even compared to light

>Cigs aren't stacked on shelves like everything else, I'm gonna have to ask the cashier for them
FUCKFUCKFUCK

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Something non-smokers who use the "do a real drug" argument don't understand is that some people don't want to or can't be fucked up all the time. Cigarettes let you get on with your day, but also provide a little pleasure and calmness in those comfy minutes while you smoke, then let you get on with your day without being to fucked up or hung over.

Also extremely addictive and make you smell like shit.

Smoke the sacred tobacco, nicotiana rustica. The way the natives have done for thousands of years. Smoking this disgusting fertilizer packed into a cylinder is stupid fucking white man shit.

Be warned. It has hallucinogenic properties. Be prepared before you try it out.

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Vaping is much healthier for the lungs

True, but when life sucks you have to make sacrifices to feel a bit better.

the pleasure and calmness comes from satiating your addiction
people new to smoking do not feel this
there are ways to be calm and experience pleasure without getting fucked up or literally killing yourself with cigs

Peter Jackson's black are pretty good, they have a charcoal filter and taste like belmonts. Don't know if they are still cheaper, I started blowing fat vape clouds 2 years ago.

We won't know that for another 10-20 years. Given all of the chemicals that vape cart makers put in their shit, who the fuck even knows?

Pipe smoking is where it's at

i remember when i said i wanted to "try out smoking" a few years ago lmao.
the colours mean how strong the tobacco is/what kind of blend it is. usually the blues have less nicotine than reds, and greens are menthol flavoured. not gonna try to pretend to be a patrician here, after smoking for so many years all cigarettes smoke basically the same. just get the cheapest pack of cigarettes, especially if youre just trying it out.

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Is that the patrician way to smoke?

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just dip instead.

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if ur trynna get cancer real gang shit

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>No girl will come up to you and say "wow you look really contemplative lmao so deep"

I've met so many drunk girls outside of clubs or qt students outside of lecture halls who have asked me to bum a cigarette. It's one of the best ways to break the ice.

Imagine being this fucking white trash, goddamn.

I've been smoking for three years. Tried quitting with the patches. Then I started smoking with patches on. Don't pick up smoking. Don't even try it once. Before you know it, you're buying your second pack, and your third, so on and so on. It robs you of your money and health. I can't even walk upstairs without becoming slightly winded. And I'm not even fat. When I try running, my heart beats so hard and fast it genuinely feels like it is going to burst. Do not smoke.

forget menthol vs clove, whatever. Biggest thing you'll notice as a new smoker is the rate the leaf burns at. Big names like camel, L&M, marlboro, etc all have chemicals and shit that make them burn faster (that's where the 5000+ chemicals shit you see on TV comes from), whereas cheap stuff, american spirits, and loose leaf generally won't.

Try teal or black american spirits, or get djarum blacks and just puff on them to start with

American Spirits aren't cheap, they're expensive as fuck. They're more expensive than Newports.

And everybody knows sky blue (original) is the best flavor.

I meant to say that the cheap shit has less additives like american spirits do. Makes them burn longer with all the stems and shit that's in their cut.

I've smoked spirits for years

You will get a few months of having a small "high"/buzz from cigarettes. They might make you feel more alert. Then it will become a soulless addiction. Your brain will be rewired so that it expects nicotine to function normally. You wont be getting a buzz from nicotine, you will just be trying to get back to normal by smoking, because without smoking your new state is tired/irritable and lacking concentration. Eventually you will blow fuck tons of money, and develop health problems, slowly sucking your death sticks until the reaper comes.

People (teenagers) are finding smoking less and less "cool". Some people wont even hang out with you if you smoke, and it wont give you the "edge" that it might have in the 80's.

The colours refer to tar content, not nicotine. They all have basically the same nicotine content, give or take, but the tar gives the cigarette its "flavour" (lol) and intensity. So some brands have whites, or silvers which have much less tar, while some have reds which generally have the most tar, then blues. Others just have massive super-red levels, depending on the brand.

Good luck with your new horrible life

Cigs are awful, use a Vape (I know it's "Gay" but it gives u a rush) and smoke weed if you want a euphoric high that lasts for a while, instead of the mere seconds Nicotine from ciggarettes and vapes (whether it is Freebase or not)

>tfw this is the only thing preventing you from developing an addiction
I guess the law worked?

Bought a pack of Marlboro Reds out of impulse. Cigarettes fuck me up harder than weed honestly.

I just smoke blue( lighter) L&Ms, they good

I second this.
If you're going to smoke roll your own or smoke spirits.

don't they just look delicious?

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I got a pack of these bad boys, since they're apparently additive-free. Gonna light one up on my nightwalk, maybe I'll look mysterious enough to impress some qt passing by.

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do you not normally smoke? be careful if you have asthma, what country are you from that they say "American Flavor"

There's one thing a real man should smoke and that's Lucky Strike

I smoke camel yellows. Rather strong, and better than Marlboro reds, imo.

I ruined my lungs smoking, 7 years just flew by insanely fast. I sleep with CPAP machine now. Going to doctor today to see what is really going on, but i think its both lung problems and throat. Kept smoking despite swelling for a year. I'm retarded.

Anyway, here is my advice:

Buy fine tobacco, roll in paper or smoke pipe. Only smoke 2-3 times a month and you can unironicly smoke for the rest of your life. I smoked 30 times a day constantly because of severe anxiety from deep psychological problems. I'm using cannabutter now and for the first time in my life I can really think and evaluate what the hell i'm doing. Too late for that now.

Anyway, dont buy cigarette packs, it contains chemical addictive compounds, chemical fertilized to hell, dry, takes 30-60 seconds to smoke a cigg compared to homerolled cig that last 3-5 minutes, taste actually good, not as addictive.

You can smoke almost everyday if as long as you dont drag down to lungs like i did. I wanted the "buzz" i hate my life i fucked my health up its irreversible

I ended up with throat and lung problems despite not being a smoker so I started

in fiunland all of the cigarettes are color coded so you always know blue is 0.7mg and reds are .8milligram greens are always some shitty mint or shit like that, usuall 0.4-0.6mg

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>Imagine being this fucking NPC, goddamn.

Dunhill lights my nigga, if u are a starter, this will be perfect.

Popcorn lung.

Get some American Spirits, the dark blue pack is the normal filter ones

lucky strike unfiltered, or newports if you want flavored
american spirit light blues if you want something more natural, or marlboro reds if you cant handle either of those
and virginia slims if your a women

dude thats a fucking meme, cigs have 100x the amount of diacetyl than even the most buttery vape juices, and no one has ever gotten popcorn lung from cigs. If you're really paranoid, just don't vape buttery or desert flavors. Also, most of the time they will say they don't have diacetyl in the juice

You sound like a retard homerolled cigs and pipes are for fucking bums.

Cigarettes are called fags in the UK. So you're putting a fag in your mouth. That's pretty gay.
When you're out of cigarettes, you'd ask people if you could bum a fag. That's pretty gay.
You're also putting a long, rounded object in your mouth and sucking on it. That's pretty gay.
You also get all these diseases from your lifestyle choice, like heart disease and cancer, kind of like when homosexuals get AIDs and other STDs from fucking eachother in the ass. That's pretty gay.
They call cocksuckers pole smokers, and you're smoking an object that vaguely resembles a pole. That's pretty gay.
Nicotine also shrinks your dick from reduced circulation, which technically means you have less area of your body that is dick, and MTF transexuals try to cut their dicks off which is reducing the amount of area of their body that is dick, kind of making you like a transeuxal. That's pretty gay.

So if you wanna be a faggot, go ahead and smoke. fag.

Lift weights or something instead, much better high, makes your dick bigger and makes women want to get on it. And that's pretty straight.

Your dick shrinks when it's cold out, I guess cold weather is gay too?

Yeah, You know who else likes the cold? Bears. Fat hairy faggots are called bears. Think about it.

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danke user for doing gods work

youtube.com/watch?v=82x9pzHkHK4
Reminded me of this.

They are all shit, I smoked like 8 years in my life from 17 onwards. It got expensive too.

>offended by the part talking about dick shrinkage

Found the dicklet

I started smoking when I was 20 for pathetic reasons. I wanted to feel like an adult and also have an excuse to talk to girls at work. I quit the job after six month but continued smoking for six years until this day. I bought a vape pen and I've only had one cigarette in four days. That's a big accomplishment for me.

I'm not gonna tell you not to do it, OP. But be aware of the fact that everyone who smokes tells you not to do it for a good reason. If you end up doing it, that's on you, but remember the nicotine addiction is no joke and once you're hooked you're hooked. And if you've never experience physical dependency before you'd be surprised at how difficult it is to stop.

user smoke American Spirit Blue packs. They are the best smoke on the market by far imo. If the blues are to harsh try the yellow or orange packs.

Ah yes, the electronic fedora

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nah that just the only reasonable argument he made. "Hurr people call them fags you're so gay lol Im also 12 years old lol". My dick is big enough I don't care if it shrinks a bit