How do I get cute muslim gf without being muslim

How do I get cute muslim gf without being muslim

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>How do I get cute muslim gf without being muslim

you don't, unless by muslim you mean a nasty thot with a valley girl accent, an instagram account with 2k followers and a history of cock-riding that simply wears a niqab for social brownie points because her parents were born in the middle east

Yeah but can I get one who's legit

No. You can't. Don't bother trying.

So should I convert to being muslim

It'd have to be legitimate and not because you want some pussy.

I've pretended to be a legitimate Catholic for 20 years I'm sure I could do it for a pure gf

why would it have to be legit? if he were really committed to getting his muzzie child bride he could just bluff his way thought that shit, he'd have to study it harder than a course in uni though, cause you fail the test and you get your head chopped off.

It's a shame she's gonna marry some chad or some fat ugly rich Arab instead of someone who deserves her like Elliot Rodger.

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If the girl is pure, the father will see right through you.
Don't bother.

Yeah that's a load of bullshit. I've faked being Catholic most of my life and everyone has complimented me on my faith within my church. Thanks for convincing me through, I'll look into converting tomorrow

go be a pilot
crash into WTC
you will have her inshallah

My friend is Christian and got a Muslim gf who happens to be his first gf as well. He had to pretend to be a Muslim, marry her, etc. She just felt attracted to him and that's it. She wasn't even a virgin btw so yeah, not even those religious girls are pure like you would think

Btw, she knew he wasn't Muslim so he had to "convert". She think he's a Muslim now but he's far from it

You can't. They are too racist and discriminate against non Muslims but can get away with it but they are Muslims

cant get a muslim gf mate just a wife if you are up to the challenge

Easy!
>first class first day of uni sit next to qt3.14 in a headscarf. She looks scared as fuck. I start talking - she was a Paki born and raised in Kuwait (dad = engineer), only all-girl religious schools before.I offer to show her the town.
>know enough about halal from TV to seem caring. Turns out she *just* turned 18. I pay for a meal, suggest we study
>after a month it is snowing, so take her out since she had never seen it before. As she is laughing at the snow I pull her in close and kiss her - she is instantly breathing heavy. Ask if we can study at her room (solo room, of course). Make out for an hour, just kissing, hair covered
>took me two weeks of heavy kissing and petting to get her to uncover her hair, just another day to strip her the the waist and suck on her B cups, 3 more and I am getting her off by nipples and rubbing through her clothes, then fapping onto her tits
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>after winter break we went back at it, meeting at her place 5-6 nights a week. She was doing handies, but refused beej
>she refused to get completely naked to *stay a virgin* so I promised no benis in bagina. She did it, went down on her, and she was hooked. She would suck my dick like a pornstar and swallow it all so I would eat her out.
>end of the school year was approaching and I hoped to convince her to do anal when she said
>user, I can buy you a plane ticket to meet my parents
>I am thinking WTF
>turns out her screaming she loves me as I go down on her was legit. She flat-out expects me to meet her parents, become Muslim, and marry her
>I put her off a bit and within three days - anal. She hated it, but for love...
>last week she confronts me, asks when I will concert and marry her
>tell her my parents would never understand because I am Jewish
>she was stunned; just walked out
>never heard from her again. Over summer she switched to a different uni
I am Presbyterian, BTW

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I read that before

I have told this before, yes

Arab here
no, actually you have to deal with his father just as much as with her.
He can cock block you if he sees that you are fucking faggot which you are.

Ever notice Arab men talk tough, beat women, but fear men?

I have seen them get into scraps before but they get goofed

Why didn't you just "become" muslim and marry her and when you're married, you just slowly talk her out of being a towel head?

Do it like a muslim: rape her

Why the fuck would I do that?
She was a cute, but marry some hijab- wearing Art major planning on living off her raghead fathers money in some third world shithole?
Nope
Or, worse, marry her and have her drag her sister, brothers, and shit to the US?
Noooooope

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>How do I get cute muslim gf without being muslim

Huh, I didnt know suicide bombing and towels was a kink, I guess I was wrong

Jokes aside, fucking kill yourself honestly. Muslims are disgusting subhumans and should all be set on fire and watched as they burn
Fucking towelheads