I'm gradually starting to believe my parents are clearly NPCs. According to them once you find a gf you're entitled to neglect all your other relationships with friends. What the fuck does that mean? Can't one find the time to hang out with a buddy once a year? Do girls croak if they stop seeings their bfs for a day? It just doesn't make any sense.
I'm gradually starting to believe my parents are clearly NPCs...
Jaxon Gutierrez
Ian Adams
You're entitled to neglect anyone at any time for any reason. I imagine courting your future wife and the mother of your children is more important than playing Halo.
Julian Peterson
Doesn't mean you can't cut some time for your other relationships.
Brayden Richardson
Well if you aren't serious about courtship and want to neglect the woman, sure. If she doesn't ever want you engaging in platonic relationships, then that may be a good indication to break it off.
Carter Ortiz
Jesus Christ I'm an attention whore but that's just sad.
Jaxon Gray
you make it sound like your only purpose is to provide and breed
Brandon Allen
Your parents are simply more attuned to nature than you are. Perhaps this means 'NPC' in some sense but make no mistake; you can't forego your nature, only incompletely suppress it.
And since you're probably clinically retarded (animeposters always are) you probably misunderstood advice telling you to prioritise a potential mate over friends as an ultimatum.
David Garcia
What a fucking shame I must be clinically retarded if I don't want to nurture little monsters and put a cumdump on a high throne after all the thick and thin times I've been with my friends. Sorry for not being a total asshole.
Landon Wilson
Fundamentally, that is the only purpose to male and female relationships. I have very few interactions with women in real life. All of my knowledge of human relationships and women comes from literature and media. I've come to the conclusion, based on my observations and reading, that the literary concept of "love" between the sexes is fiction. The concept of "friendship" and absolute devotion and honorable Platonic affection between men seems to exist in reality, but at least in the world around me I cannot conceive of the concept of love being real.
Colton Powell
Cope harder. The fact is your entire existence is oriented around your capacity to reproduce your genes. The fact you're angry at me is a defense mechanism contingent on your desire to reproduce
Adrian Morgan
I don't desire to reproduce shit. I can't stand the sight of normies hanging about let alone loud kids, on top of that I would be the shittiest father ever and I'd rather spare a kid the same pain I've gone through. All I want is to shut myself in my room and read my books. I'm an anomaly? Cool, you can die in a fire for all I care.
Isaiah Jenkins
>breeding is for normalfags
Failed normalfags are really stupid sometimes.
Ian Scott
Prove me it isn't
Grayson Sullivan
Look at birth rates, you idiot. All the normalfags are abstaining from breeding so much we are going extinct.
Liam Carter
How isn't it good news that Earth us getting freed from the plague of humanity?
David Ramirez
Earth is being freed from the "plague" of humans and being taken over by subhuman species that will throw themselves back to the bronze age within a couple generations.
Regardless, you're a normalfag if you don't breed.
Daniel Long
Good, not my business because by tjat time I'll be sleeping underground
Juan James
Well you've conceded that you're a normalfag, so I win.
Sebastian Morales
Have fun with your baby sperglords after finding out your wife's been fucking black men all along
Ian Williams
One day you might wake up bronon
Dylan Edwards
Once I get a girlfriend, I'm changing my identity. Your parents are based.
Jeremiah Gray
They say you're entitled to that because nowadays you can get trapped with shitty gfs. You're basically held at ransom if you so much as fuck up the relationship in a way that displeases her beyond what she allows, and that ransom only gets more expensive the deeper into the rabbit hole you get. If it's marriage it's alimony, if it's children it's child support.
Women can also be incredibly petty and tend to ward off friends one way or another. The sluttier ones will start fucking your friends and the cuntier ones will fuck with you and your friends. There aren't that many milquetoast ones and their attitude starts to go down the shitter once they've had kids because of their stupid birth hormone nonsense. You'd be doing your friends and yourself a favor if you spared them from your girlfriend's company/involvement. You don't live with your friends, you might end up living with her, so the last thing you want is to invite more bullshit into your every day life because you wanted to break the sickening routine for once by playing some battletoads with your friend like the good ol' days before 9/11.