Let me guess, you’re going to the gym again? That’s the 6th time this week

>let me guess, you’re going to the gym again? That’s the 6th time this week.
>user, it’s either me or the gym

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later bitch

>I work on myself
>You better work on yourself too
l8z

If your stuff aren't gone by the I'm back ffrom the gym, I'm throwing them in the trash.

This is a risky move, but she's been told.

>break up on the spot
>go to the gym
>come home
>police car parked
>ex crying
>fake rape charges

Yeah, on a second note I would not go against a girl these days.

Daily reminder to tell your girl you'll murder her brutally if she pulls some shit with you

Cool, I'll be done in a couple of hours. Be packed by then.

And when the court is finished rubbishing her unbacked case you can sue for legal fees/slander.

Then defame her online.

fascinating world you've constructed in your head mate, but the biggest delusion here is that a woman would talk to you

>implying there is a you
haha

Bitch, your suit looks like pajamas and I'm still not convinces it isn't one, your shoes look like they already fell apart and your color coordination says you're barren.

Also window handle has a christmas hat.

show your feet so i can decide

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man feet. pass

They'd be going straight in my mouth bro are you serious?

i expect your bags to be packed when i get back

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Ugh I actually know this feel.
My gf complains when I go to the gym instead of sitting around eating junk food and watching Netflix with her.
And if I suggest she just comes with me to the gym she gets offended.

tfw having gf isn't all it's cracked up to be all the time.

haha good one babe

>choose her
>you lose all of your gainz
>she mires fit guys openly and right in front of you
>"what happened to you, user?? You used to be all buff and manly!"
>DivorcePapers.jpeg
>she gets most of your money and full custody because legal system is fucked
>you not only lost your gainz but also your wife, your kids, your house, your money, and you have nothing left to show for choosing her over your gainz except "muh man up"

TL;DR: you lose her and more anyway. Choose the gym every time.

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Tooooastie roastie

who are you?

lataaa bittcchhhhh

Cheat on her with a cardio bunny

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look at those flippers

But I'm a home gym master race

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>letting her fake offendedness dictate your relationship
literally just turn it around on her. that doesn't mean call her fat, but make her feel guilty.

Bitch, you're so skinny that the skelly clothes you're wearing look like pijamas, GTFO

>not taking your gf to the gym to keep her in shape and to keep this kind of shit from happening in the first place

You fags brought it on yourselves

Come to the gym with me you dyel.

She so fucking hot!
I'd dick her instead and make it a cardio day.

bet she's a fast swimmer

>looking at her feet over those perky milkers
oh man oh man

7 times you stupid bitch

>that fashion sense
that's a yikes from me dawg, I bet she's one of those retards that says retarded shit like "nylons with peep-toe heels are a fashion crime"

You're with a future fatty, mate. A ticking time bomb. It's only a matter of time.

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>Okay, i expect that you have made me food when i get back.

< okaaay.honey

can confirm, but she must believe

Anything is better than burning brain cells with Hollywood ((entertainment)). Be happy that your nervous system is wired for high effort - high rewards activities

No, it's either both or neither. You like me because of my dedication, and because the thing I'm dedicated to makes me look good and lead a good life. If that's changed since we started going out, that's a shame and I'll be sad about it when you leave, but i don't believe that's the case. You want us to spend more time together? I love your company, but I don't love sitting around doing nothing. Watching Netflix once in a while is fine by me, but not every night. If you're bent on becoming one of those couples that just sit and stare at a screen together, never actually doing something or talking, then it's no longer me choosing between the gym and you, it's you choosing between Netflix and me.

>and then she blabbers for about two minutes before telling me what the actual problem is

>Attention all males, reminder to always submit to women and in fact be very afraid of them
Who could be behind this post?

okay gym it is then
also those shoes looks terrible

this is what experts call a shit test. It's a conscious and subconscious psychological tactic to test the stability, desirability and boundaries of a male to determine if he is off good stock. The correct response would be the gym as it shows you will not compromise on your health and passions.

lay off mom, fucking god.

t. Things that never happen irl

B&R

“First of all your shoes look funny, second of all: be seeing you dear”

>DivorcePapers.jpeg

Why did you chose jpeg extension for what should be a PDF?

Taking a pathetic girl to the place of your worship? How about I shit in your kitchen sink beta-male?

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Finally, a qt girl that has huge disproportionate feet like I do.

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Would unironically quit the gym and do whatever she said desu.

you forgot a ( ) fren

I've left women for a lot less.

>needs to provide evidence
>there is none
Oh wow, you really thought this through cuckboy.

Because I do whatever I want!

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>stuff
>plural
Yikes

IM SO FUCKING LONELY
fuck

You bastard, are you dating my girlfriend?