CHRISTMAS EDITION

CHRISTMAS EDITION
Share any problems you have with your weewee that you think can be solved by anonymous teenagers on a chinese anime forum
I'll start
I think i'm finally going to have the sex sex with my gf nex week. However, last time we tried i couldn't get it up probably due to too much booze but i think that i might also have performance anxiety as everytime i think about doing it with her i feel numbness in my legs
How do i make sure i can perform properly
I already fell for the zinc arginine and lecithin memes and probably going to try celery as well soon

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>have a big and thick dick
>have pearly penile papules

What do bros. Last year i tried to remove them by using toothpaste, but they later grew back.
I've heard that 1 out of 4 men has them, but they still bother me

i still have small papules right under the tip but you can barely see them and they dont hurt so i guess you shouldnt really care unless they actually negatively impact your sex life

>naturally high test
>over 1400ng
>no apetite for sex or companionship
>difficulty in getting hard on my own
>dont watch porn in general
>depression since early teens

What's your body fat like? If it's a little higher, try losing some weight, I always heard papules were fat deposits

my semen just drips from the tip when i cum
How can i make my peepee shoot it up like in porn?
Or did i fall for (((their))) standards?

That isn't normal boyo.
My peepee shoots like a fountain.
Go to the doctor.

Do kegel exercises. Both pushing and pulling motions. When you're about to blow, hold it for as long as you can and "pull" your kegels. Then when you're about to bust, switch to "push"

It's esoteric to explain, but it'll make sense the more you learn about it

Get your prolactin levels checked brah

>dick curves to left when hard
how do i get a dick shaped like op's image

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you fap to much

Mine curves as well to the left but from what i understand that's normal as long as the curvature isn't too big
Try searching peyronie's disease and see if you have any of those symptoms

Actually i try to limit it to once a day or once every 2-3 days
Is anything wrong if i fap just by rubbing the tip of my penis instead of the regular motion?
I can't seem to masturbate the normal way as i dont find it stimulating

I would try no fap... I guess, sometimes, I have a problem getting it up but also, sometimes I have a problem with like getting it down if you know what I mean ;) ha I've always wanted to shoot my ceiling. And I'd accept advice.

Pituitary adenoma. Go to a Dr.

I had the same problem the first 5 or so times I tried to fuck. Just explain to her what it is and she ought to work with you over it, you'll get there. Just start out cuddling, kiss her and all that good shit, maybe go down on her for a bit and eventually you'll ease up and get a nice ol boner. Just gotta keep at it and eventually it'll work. Best of luck friendo.

Probably anxiety, are you a virgin? Used to drink too much and thought that was it before I worked on my anxiety, lost v card now I last forever drunk

>What's your body fat like?
I’m 6’2” 192 pounds so I’m a little skinny fat

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T-thanks, i hope i can get the courage to do that
Yes i am a virgin and i'm pretty sure that alcohol was one of the main causes for my first failure i just hope the anxiety is just going to fade at the time

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I'm 26 years old, I was able to fuck multiple times in my younger years. I remember first time I fuck my ex gf when I was 21, we did it 5 time over a full afteernoon alone in my dad's house. I now I cum once and that's it, I feel like I don't wanna do it anymore.
I'm completely fit, around 14 % bf. I do cardio, recently I have been taking zinc, I have a proper and balanced diet, I don't smoke or drink.
Sometimes I can't even get it up, this part is probably performance anxiety
I really miss fucking a girl two or three times, which was normal when I was a teenger.
reeeeee, sometimes I pull a girl and I only fuck once, help me Jow Forums, I have read somewhere that this sometimes happens when you don't get hot enough girls

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I cum too quick.
Like if I think about it at all it's over

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I'm 20% i think. But i had them also back when i was a skinny twink

Unless you were suuuper drunk it was probably the anxiety. But don't worry about it, like I said in the previous post you'll get over it. Just level with the girl and spend more time on foreplay and cuddling. Your boner will come with time.

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I am circumcised
How do I have my foreskin back

You can get them removed. Most people don't care, some think it's an std.

I stretch my dick, my curve is getting straighter. I don't want it gone completely though.

Mail a letter to the jew who cut it off. For a small fee they might return it.

The last two times I had sex, I came in like three thrusts. What can I do?

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try to limit it to once a week, don't fall for the nofap meme but the noporn is real and fucks your brain

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So before fucking take time bro. Go down on her for a while, make her feel good. Then get her to blow you for a while. Just relax. If shes your gf she should understand

My phimosis has fucked up my foreskin at the opening. Do you use or know some special creams that would improve the elasticity and healing of my phimotic shitcunt foreskin?

When I first started having sex with my GF, we would do it about 3+ times in one sitting. As the quality of our sex improved, we eventually reached just once a night. Honestly I prefer it this way. She cums a bunch for like 30 mins and then we get to sleep. I can't really do more than twice now, my dick gets really sore.

Guys downward bent dick is normal right??

Doctors can prescribe you a basic steroid ointment that makes it more elastic, but you still need to manually stretch it. And apparently it doesn't work as well on the frenelum.

It stretches a lot. I had phimosis and managed to stretch mine pretty sure you can do the same to get your forskin back

Fucked from stretching? Stretch less then or get your dick under some warm water first. Don't go crazy and stretch all day just stay consistent over the long run.

I don't see shit

I can get hard but I have heaps of trouble cumming with a girl. I did no fap and no porn for a whole month and then fucked a girl. I almost cam in the first 10secs when she blew me but I did my best and held off, but after that we fucked for 1.5hours and I still couldn't cum.

Any suggestions? I might try Cialis and a gel to make my dick more sensitive.

I got them. I don't care because they don't hurt or anything.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_coronae_glandis
What the fuck? I'm 52 and never heard this existed. Is this a non-white thing or something?

Funnily enough I've been to a urologist. Because I'm a college student, I can use the students' healthcare. The students' healthcare center includes general practitioners, physiotherapists, dental and such, but no urologist. Of course they'll have to offer the service for patients, so they have to outsource it. But outsourcing medical care costs extra for the healthcare center, which gets it's money from the mandatory student union membership fees, so they have limited funds.
So in order for me to get a urologist appointment, I'll call the nurse and describe my problem and set up an appointment. The nurse sets me up with the general practitioner of the student healthcare center. She sets me up with an appointment to the urologist at the public health care center. Finally I get to the urologist and he tells me I should get the snip, and when I ask him about the ointment he immediately turns me down and doesn't care enough to look it up.

dude what the fuck, i'm ready to come the instant i push into a girl, i don't understand why god did this to me

I have the same problem, the urologist told me that it wasn't a big deal and I should leave it alone, but also that they can be cauterized. I didn't do it then because I couldn't afford it, I hope I can do it next year.

You're fine.

They are actually partially evolutionarily adapted from spines (like with cat penises) that help rake the vagina and induce cervical descension to improve copulation for reproductive purposes.

tl;dr they are completely benign and at worst unnoticeable, and at best make her vagina feel good

Kegel exercises and supplements.

A slight upward curve is good for missionary sex; downward curve for doggystyle.

>cervical descension
I googled that and didn’t get an explanation. What is it?

It's unusual (upward and to the left or right are much more common; completely straight is actually quite rare) but not unheard of.

Congrats you can now fuck women in doggy easier.

Enjoy multi hour fuck sessions while you are young is my advice, best to let ladies you are a fuck machine. Are you doing cardio? That can cause it.

does edging without cumming for extended periods really treat premature ejaculation

When women get really really horny, their cervix actually drops down further into the vagina to meet the penis and have the semen pool more easily on and around it, which facilitates conception.

It's so hard for me to cum unless I'm just jacking off by myself. It will take FOREVER, and I usually just lose my boner and lose interest. Things are usually very promising in the beginning, the foreplay is great and I'm super hard the whole time, but when it comes time to finish things up I usually just fizzle out.

I would honestly rather prematurely bust than not be able to cum at all. At least then I could just embarrassingly finish in like 3 minutes the first time and then go another round.

It's probably a combination of anxiety, which I have a lot of, and the fact that I jerk off way more than I have actual sex.

There are several "bodies" in your dick that blow up and get filled with blood when you get a boner - they're decided on random how they're curved etc, and you can't do anything about it.
t. almost completely straight upwards dick

Do once every 1-2 weeks instead.

>shoot my ceiling
Edge 10 times within short time, then cum.

Have same issue as op, will try this ..

No.

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That's pretty common for men with jew'd penises.

U get used to jerking with a death grip, usually causes this.

then what does treat pe

I wouldn't know user, I can't even get mine up to begin with :(

>me
>fatty but losing weight
>got a 6"x5.5"
>fupa hides an inch
>sack begins to form halfway down my erect shaft


I need to lengthen this thing. and possibly get my scrote fixed.

Is there a big spot in the middle?

I went for a really long walk (like a 12 hour walk) and I didn't wear any underwear and my pants weren't made of comfortable material. I didn't notice it until about 8 hours in, but one particular spot on my penis was very sore from rubbing against my pants. It's been over a year, and I still have a red spot on the head of my weenie from the rubbing. i've put jock itch medicine on it which sort of makes it go away for a day, but it always comes back. The pain isn't that bad but i'm more worried that a girl (if i ever get laid haha :^) will think it is something worse.

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Raw sex I bust way too early. Sex with a condom I take way too long.

Only time I've had a problem is when I was fucking a Jessica Chastain looking woman at a swingers club. It was a group sex thing and I edged earlier in the day but no matter what I did I couldn't stay hard for nore than a few minutes. She was nice about it and chalked it up to ne being nervous and overstimulated though.

I've never been invited back to fuck her though.

The more weight you lose the more dick and balls you will gain, simply because the fat pad obscuring them will disappear.

The benefits are twofold: (1) you "gain" more length and (2) you lose weight all over your body so it will make your junk even bigger due to the perceived ratio.

there's the fupa, but is there also fat which grows between the pelvis bone and dick base? I was content with my dick length when I was in my early 20's but now I'm in my early 30's and much fatter. I hope I can salvage this thing.

Water fast until you have the dick gains that were always there.

Wear underwear
Buy better pants
Use a healing ointment instead
Maybe talk to a doctor, a year is long time for a wound to heal.

>Raw sex I bust way too early. Sex with a condom I take way too long.
Poke holes in condom, it's the perfect medium.

>have normal sex drive and some sex life
>get a bike with a narrow saddle and cycle in cold weather
>dick stops working
>difficulty taking a piss and cant get an erection
>no sex drive whatsoever
>flashforward a week or two: can get an erection but it's not nearly as good as before
>lacking sensitivity
>go to a urologist
>tells me I most likely have chronic prostatitis and that there's basically no cure
>my condition is pretty much the same now two years later
>can get an erection of varying quality depending on day
>can cum every day but it doesn't feel as good as it did before
>basically no sex drive
>see different urologist 2 weeks ago
>tells me she thinks it's mental
>mfw

I'm not sure if I belive her diagnosis because all of this started with the fucking bicycle and all symptoms seem very physiological. Anyway I'm seeing a sexual therapist in 2 weeks.

I don't know why I'm typing this.. There most likely isn't anyone who can help me or has been through this sort of thing. Anyway, know that you're not alone with your dick problems and that cumming too fast might not be that bad after all compared to other shit we men can experience hehe.

My urologists don't believe me either and say it's psychilogical when it's not. Thinking about doing gainswave and/ or stem cells.

>6'0"
>155 lbs
>7"

I am fit as a DYEL with aesthetics now after years in a basement dweller's mind and body. Yet still shy as a kissless virgin. I am traveling soon and I will be spending a whole day in ports and planes while doing so. How do I not fuck up a potential quickie adventure? I can't hit on anybody, but people flirt with me constantly. I am afraid to spill spaghetti on the floor if a girl happens to flirt with me.