User, we can do anal but you have to stop going to the gym for a month

Time to find myself an anal slut with daddy issues on tinder I guess...

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okay but we'll have to do it 3 times a week in the positions i want to and you have to gain 1.25lbs every week

"Sorry bitch, I ain't gay."
>skrt and hit the dab
>moonwalk out of the room

Easy deal.

Does this mean we will not leave the bedroom for a month?
Also this

Litteraly was told this, said fuck off - then plowed ass anyways. Girls want dominance NEVER give into demands or deals.

anal is a lot of work, and it doesn't feel any better, but the mental stimulation of dominating a bitch is hot

The only correct answer.

This.

Based and redpilled. Always have the "it's my way or the highway attitude", make her feel like you can drop her at any second

you guys are beta as fuck

So how exactly do you plow ass out of blue? Do you put your willy in the dirty hole or do you persuade her to clean?

who even makes these threads?

You've never done anal have you user

Even thinking like this seems gay and perverted to me.

you'll get over the anal obsession once you try it a few times

I give her a warning. As much for MY benefits as hers. Night before or morning of. She knows to get clean, modify diet, run a quick enema.

I don't want shit dick, and particles cause rectal tearing which increases pain, and healing time.

It's always the women that want anal. If you had a degenerate left leaning gf you'd know that.

nothing gay about wanting to dominate a women, a little perverted sure, but anything but straight up vanilla sex is.

Deal, go get the strap-on

This is really the key. The best thing I can do when she is getting uppity, bitchy, ignoring me, or just being stupid is anal.

Afterwards she is straight meek and has a better attitude. It's easy, take this dick or fuck out - and since it isn't "easy" dick, she HAS to submit. I DARE you to keep an "I'm in charge" attitude with a dick in your ass.

girls do
we wanna hear how you handle the situation
preferably answer something with rape

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That's why I only fuck missionary and cum precisely just above her belly button. Works every time.

guess I better rape now hehe

Praise KEK and all thots will suffer this.

Praise anal, praise gymtime and praise K E K

Based and only correct answer ITT

dick her ass then go to the gym anyway

>current gf is first girl to let me do anal with her
>try it out
>it’s ok but with all the lube needed doesn’t really feel all that different from fucking her in the pussy
>tfw love it anyway because watching her face and knowing it’s hurting her is hot as shit

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gr8 but l8
checked anyway

it's idiotic to assume most people on Jow Forums don't have mental deficits or degenerate fetishes

source on that pic?

>cant even get a hooker to try anal because my dicks is too wide and large

Bruh hookers will do anything for the right price, you just gotta “tip” more

if i wanted to fuck someone in the ass i'd fuck a trap

nope
had multiple girls say no way
apparently even regular penis in vagina sex was too painful for them so there way no way theyd take me in the ass

This
Would anybody honestly give up gym time for some sex?

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Shits weird when SHE brings it up out of the blue.

>with a girl in college
>not steady but we fucking
>says she has kinks one of them is being straight up abused and thrown around during sex
>late Friday afternoon (yeah I remember this one) she texts me while I'm at the gym saying she horny as fuck and for me to go over immediately sending me tons of pics
>finish up at the gym, take a shower then go to her place
>user we've been cool for awhile so I can trust you, I want you to fuck my ass
>yeah that's what I came over
>no user..like literally fuck me in the ass
>what for real?
>yeah
>Fast Forward there so much fucking lube and wet shit everywhere and she wants me to fuck her more and harder

I thought I liked rough sex but damn this bitch wanted that porn gape my asshole bitch type sex. I got emasculated a little that night.

terrorize shit but dont negotiate

see anal isnt anything special... you're not giving up sex just anal anybody that said yes is a pathetic incel.

Can you at least pick a girl worth fucking for these kinds of threads? Is that too much to ask?

PREACH BRO AMEN

better?

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NON-NEGOTIABLE

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Idk where the stereotype of guys loving anal and girls hating it came from because every girl I've been with has loved it and always asks for it over vaginal. I don't even like it but all my girlfriends have been obsessed with it. and I'm convinced that Mike Adriano and pervcity porn are exclusively for females because that's all my gf's watched. Wtf is with women and ass?

your dick is probably too tiny to satisfy them vaginally.

>anal
you need to stop watching porn

No thanks. I'm not a fan of poopdick

Mike adriano makes good anal porn bro hea got the perfect dick for it

Where do you find these women? Asking for a friend.

Causing micro tears on your cock and in your girls rectum, getting literal shit right into your bloodstream and generally just spreading disease... The brownish grease the rectum produces to help turds slide out of your asshole all over your cock... Humans are filth.

Colorado

> obeying women
sad

These

Welcome to Jow Forums

How common are those there?

Like Denver or where? I have it on my coming trips to do list

No clue, user. To be honest I've never made a tinder because I'm shy.

Didn't she just get her head cut off?

What the fuck kind of stupid demand is that, what girl doesn't want her bf to actively exercise?

Some. The ones considering the male getting "too attractive" is perceived as risk.

You'd be surprised

>Damn bitch you live like this?

Anal is gay asf

>agree
Bitch didn't say anything about which month I couldn't go on.
>pick a month 50 years in the future
Easily lawyered.

>white high top chucks

good taste, but no sorry i'm not lesbian

>Be me
>Fucking girl from Bumble
>Try to stick a cheeky finger in her ass while fucking her doggy (9/10 girls I’ve been with love this)
>”user, I don’t think I’m ready for that just yet”

>Next time, ask if she will suck my dick
>”user, I only give blowjobs to guys who are my boyfriend”
>???
>Later
>”user, do you think it’s weird that I’ve never had a boyfriend?” (She’s 30)
>”N-no”