/rg/ - Relationship General

How goes the relationship hunt for today?

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I have high functioning autism and I've been married for 9 months if anyone has questions for me.

I don't know how to talk to people. I'm too tired

>Hey, what's up?
i know, it's rough!

They're too busy. They just want to shop/use their laptop with coffee/walk from their car to the store in peace. They don't need -yet another- random NPC to start a pointless dialogue

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I talked to a thot and was reminded of why I hate thots.

I've meet a very, very hot girl with high functioning autism a couple of weeks ago, god damn.

I declined an invitation home on thursday, did accept one on friday (yay drunk sex) and nearly got my ear talked off on saturday. First one was not my type, second ok +general hornyness, third is burning hot. Guess I could do worse.

I am so lonely. I just want an irl connection with someone but I dont know anyone who lives near me

My wife is high functioning autistic like me.

Are you the user who met his waifu in the hiking club?

Yup, that would be me.

Noice. How's married life so far? I married my autistic gf recently. I love her and know she's the one for me but I'm still kinda freaked out about the idea of it.

The friday one also turned out to be a total weeaboo that loves anime, manga and is learning japanese. Socially awkward AF too when not drunk, yet somehow managed to hook up with me and get me in bed in a couple of hours (I don't really do one night stands).

Time do drop her I guess! ;^)

So you guys can have her, ofc, she's def. not a virgin though.

Ah, I'm terribly neurotypical myself, but she's quite interesting at least, had gfs that I talked less to in total probably, than with her in a couple of weeks.

It's amazing sometimes but it's not much different from before when we just lived together. For example, my wife gets excited whenever she needs to write her name down because it means she gets to write down my last name. We've got a decent routine for day-to-day stuff which helps us deal with our deficiencies.

Probably gonna go unnoticed but here goes:

I'm 18, senior year of hs. There's this girl who's one year younger than me whom I met through mutual friends. She's like a 7, 7.5 at best. I'm not quite sure she's attracted to me (I'm average looking, but have had a gf before), but about a week or two ago I've caught her staring right in to my eyes a few times. Ever since then we have this unspoken thing that we always look eachother deeply in the eyes for a few seconds, lingering (I've caught her smiling at me while doing so a few times). We've never really talked except from a few good mornings. As a sidenote, she doesn't do it with anyone else (not that I know of), she always keeps her look down.

Now I know this sounds cringy and retarded as fuck, but it doesn't feel like that irl. I just don't know what to do.

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I'm the dirty normalfag (), I very often go by eye contact to gauge interest, it never lead me astray. She's into you.

Talk to her and do not hold your expectations too high or you'll end up hurt. As if you think she is 'pure' and you find out she is talking or fucking other guys you're gonna get irrationally sad

Be careful user, I was in the exact same position as you, I went for it and I was wrong. It really messed me up and now I cant approach women because I realized I cant read their social queues, im just retarded and need a signed note saying their into me before I can go for it now.

Never hyperfixate on women, always try to take it easy.

>She's into you.
I really want for this to be true, and I think I'm just going to take a few small steps just to test the waters, nothing bold. I'm having kind of a hard time keeping my expectations low though. Thanks for advice lads. Anything else I should know before I sperg out (possibly) the next time I see her?

do you have sex with her or is that something that autists don't do?

>I'm having kind of a hard time keeping my expectations low though.
>Anything else I should know before I sperg out (possibly) the next time I see her?
It gets easier to not give a fuck with experience and also with more potential prospects ofc. In the end you haven't got much to lose, you know you can do it (last gf), and there will always be another one if it doesn't work out, relax.

You're right dude. I'll try to be more relaxed and not give a fuck. Thanks a lot based chad, maybe I'll update tomorrow on a new thread.

We have sex pretty regularly, about 2-3 times a week unless she's on her period.

Why would you ask this of us. That is the dumbest thing you could possibly do.

My co worker came in on her day off when her daughter and introduced her to me... I dont know how to feel about it, I mean she's cute, but the whole setup is awkward

Had this thing going with a female co worker
We liked eachother hang out and stuff
Cuddle with eachother during scarry movies and shit

One day she says she has feelings for me I say I do as well

Sike doesn't contact me in two weeks then tells me I should watch the new Netflix horror show

I know I don't deserve happines and deserve to be punished just thinking I might have a shot at some kind of happines