Reminder to drink water

>>americans
>>have to rely on "reminders" to perform most basic of human functions
I have literally never seen a europoor drink anything other than soda or beer

>geographical location has any bearing on intelligence
you mean like the standard of education your country has?

t.amerimutt who doesn't even own a passport

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>Gallstones

That'd make sense if that was a gallbladder. It's a kidney though. The reason they're smooth, unlike most kidney stones you see, is that there are so many of them that they acted as a tumbler and rounded off all the edges.

>common sense
Reliable as always

This is bait, i once didnt shit for 8 days and i came out fine. Well, it took like 5 laxative pills at the end of day 8 but it was fine. I can post the whole story if you're interested.

i'd hear it

>yet another obsessed 3rd world retard

there's a reason everybody on earth pays attention to american and nobody gives a fuck about your embarrassing, dilapidated shit hole you bitchy faggot.

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Alright so, the company i work for decided they would pay for a dinner with the entire staff. Of course we went to a greasy looking all you can eat buffet; because why the fuck would we fuckers deserve anything better. They served almost everything; fish, pizza, meat, you name it and they had it. Problem was, everything they served was of terrible quality. The fat retard that I am, I decide to just fucking eat everything because free food amiright? So sushi piled on top of steak and afterwards more fish and burgers and fries. The first 30 minutes to an hour after eating are fine, i say goodbye to my coworkers and thank my managers for being generous enough to organize a dinner. The moment I arrive at home however, the party has started and the location is my lower abdomen. Barely making it to the bathroom, hiroshima the second coming squirts out of my ass and i am in agony for the next 1 and a half hour, a burning asshole and wave after wave of more diarrhea coming from my anal cavity. I decide enough is enough and remember there were some norits (anti poo poo pills) in a drawer. So, the big boy that I am, I press out whats left in the strip, i believe there were 8 or something, and chug them down with some water. 30 minutes later, my intestines feel reborn, no more cramps or any discomfort and I feel able to take on the world. However, I severly underestimated the power of the no poo pills. Keep in mind that I always had a weird pooping habbit, i only go once every 2-3 days, and if I dont feel like going, i can easily hold it in for the next day. Thus, only after day 5 of no pooping i start to worry a bit, however, I'm so grateful not to deal with fallout: my asshole I do not pay a lot of mind to it. On day 7 i realize that I've gone a while without pooping and I remember a story about a severly autistic kid dying due to poisoning his bloodstream because he was such a sperg he didnt want to poop. (Cont.)

Horrified, I find out on the toilet that my entire intestinal track seems to be clogged, and no matter how hard i push (trust me i pushed), I cant relieve myself. Letting my bowels get the better of me this time, I strategically retreat from the toilet and walk to the nearest pharmacy the next day in order to buy the big guns to aid me in my battle. The genius that I am, I did the sensible thing and threw out the warning booklet that came with the laxatives, reading is for fags anyway, and do the simple math that in order to counter the many pills of no poo poo i need about the same amount of yes poo poo pills. So i take the pills, take off my shirt and wait on the toilet for whats going to be the worst experience of my entire life. It didn't take long to feel the pills taking effect, a slight rumble forebode the shirtstorm that was about to be unleashed. I feel my ass tearing under the sheer amount of mass that's being forced out, and a flurry of consistencies alternating fluid and solid, buildt up over the course of the past week make their way to the porcelain throne. I truely want you to know that the amount of effort it took on my part was physically exhausting, I'm on the toilet, shirtless, crying tears of agony during the full hour it takes for the 50 shades of brown to leave my body. The smell that came from that abomination is something i do not wish upon anyone to ever experience, it was just horrid. I kid you not when I say that after numerous flushings and use of febreeze, i swear i was still able to smell it. After the battle, in which the two casualties, my asshole and my toilet, bareky make it out alive, I struggle to make it to my bed and fall asleep for a couple of hours. In order to never experience something like that again, i dont eat buffet sushi anymore.

Your story amuses me. I have a 10 year old daughter that gets blocked up often and takes massive dumps when she does. Worries me, already been to the hospital once for blockage/pain.

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the only reasons are hollywood and all your money goes into the military

Buffet sushi is best sushi. You must have a weak stomach

any more pics like this? I find it oddly satisfying

You should become a writer

>not owning a passport is a bad thing
It must be sad feeling the need to leave your country.

This picture is always so comfy to look at for some reason.

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thats the kidney of a Chinese man who ate too much tofu

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stones like that come from infections not dehydration

Lmao

>eurotrash
>has to rely on America to win there wars

That's a kidney, retard.

No user, theyll drink water

OK look this is a longshot but I'd like to put in an application to marry her. I want a wife who makes big, BIG BMs.

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>he says as his euro bitch government jails him for snitching on the muslim pedo rings
oooooooooooooooooooooof

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>britfag
>need a license to watch TV

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I'm so drawn to this picture, it awakens a primal craving in me. I want to reach in and scoop out all those stones, removing them until a clean and empty kidney is left. It would be deeply, deeply satisfying, like popping a cyst or digging crusty dirt out from under a fingernail.

>what is africa

cope

100% based and redpilled

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Though i was the only one

any tips of getting rid of kidney stones?

When I was young I was swimming with other kids and my grandma told me to 'breathe'

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imagine eating them haha

user if you are serious please, i beg you, please monitor her eating habits, make sure she is hydrated and gets her daily fiber req. If the problem persists don't cheap put and do consult an specialist. Being a kid with hemorrhoids is no fun.
T. Kid who has his ass fucked indirectly by uncaring parents.

SS+GOMAD

squats and oatmeal

7% of the entire american population thinks chocolate milk comes from brown cows

Wait, so argentinians really are white?

look up tonsil stones

It's true and I will bro.

Nice trips.

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they kinda remind me of chic peas

like 40-60% of us are, yeah

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I've experienced this
It felt like what I imagine giving birth is like

Yeah I’ve met a handful of Argentinian’s and they were all white

That's a kidney bruv.

Gallbladders are much smaller and green colored.

t. I had my gallbladder removed.

lol classic. Brazil is in a way worse state, though

Water, lemon juice and baking soda.

Stop drinking soft drinks and carbonated soda. Sparkling water is fine.

I just read an article that the need for white sperm donors from America are in such high demand that Brazilians are going bankrupt just to get some not Negro or mutt seed.

America is literally and unironically the most boring country on the planet.

No its not
And also depends on what you call fun'
Australia is the most boring country in existence

You call this white

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>all these seething burger replies
Everytime

is this what happens when you eat only corn?

t. assmad amerifat that had is oneitis pounded by an aussie

can you really blame them though? anyway most of brazil middle to upper class are white. The ones that arent are the ones paying for white sperm, cause no white will touch them even if they have loads of $

>picking a random pic and pretending its the standard
i can do the same and show all white argies. Not really an argument.

Those arent gallstones dumbass

Shut before we get her to shut you uo

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*burgerlandians

This looks like on of tumors with hair and teeth inside.

water dehydrates you. people should be drinking blood

I thought it was rotten paprika in the preview. I wish it was fucking paprika.

WEAK INTESTINES LEMAYONASTY
I do unlimited buffet sushi at least once a week and i keep giving birth to bono size shits every time

Actually having to drink water all the time is just a misconception. The human body will notify you when it needs water with a super special high-tech method called BEING THIRSTY

Kidneys are responsible for clearing out your blood from whatever shit is in there.

>So fix your fucking diet and don't eat crap.
That should be your reminder.

hehe

You know how Chinese cheat/make fakes on everything? No idea why people believe those maps.

The Japs, I believe. Those autistic fuckers are smart. They just lack the animal alpha brain needed to truly succeed, which unfortunately makes you somewhat retarded.

Obviously America has the best balance.

AMERIFATS BTFO

Jokes on you I jacked it to her foot.

Chanca Piedra is 1000% more effective and easy to get down than lemon juice or vinegar or whatever dumb boomer shit.

t. Had kidney stone development for a few weeks randomly and I tried a lot of methods. Chanca worked immediately

Appreciate the literary effort

I must either have the strongest asshole or the best luck ever
I basically wouldn't eat any vegetables, would drink an average of one glass of water per day, shit massive, hard logs once every three days, but I've never had a problem with hemorrhoids or fissures, like basically all of my relatives in my father's end have, despite how terrible my eating and shitting habits have always been

>Everywhere outside of the US is third world
>Being so unworldly and ignorant that you lack any kind of curiousity about the rest of the world

I mean there's nothing wrong with being boring and parochial in and of itself but if you are going to be that way inclined perhaps you shouldn't assume you know anything about the way the world or the people in it work.