> Saturday morning > broed af in class > decide to arm wrestle some of my buddies > beat a left handed bro with my right hand > we decide to rematch with our lefts > evenly matched > table lifts up because of the force > my humerus fucking snaps clean in 2
Been in the hospital since and got 3 metal screws inserted yesterday in an operation.
Twf gonna spend Christmas in the hospital, won’t see the gym for at least 3 months and won’t be able to drive for at least 2.
Don’t fucking arm wrestle bros, it’s not worth it.
Funny enough I was drinking 2 liters a day but should have done the full gallon I guess.
Asher Peterson
Jesus. Get well soon, mate. >Don’t fucking arm wrestle Couldn't agree more. >Start working out, feel good about myself >lose some weight, hit 2pl8 deadlift, feel invincible >at a party a friend, wasted as fuck, suggests arm wrestling >ok, he's literally half my weight, I can take him >sit at the table, he's so drunk he's barely conscious >we fuckign stalemate for two minutes, until his stamina runs out I've been depressed ever since. He's literally half my weight.
Connor Walker
fuck off beaner
Ian Gray
high test is correlated with high bone density not bein a low test cuck like you ill be fine
Jaxon Harris
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Aiden Sullivan
Thanks bro! I’m sorry for your shitty arm wrestling experience. Arm wrestling is a retarded way to mesure strength imo (not to mention super dangerous), manlets with short arms always have the advantage.
Josiah Thomas
2pl8 is baby weight but arm wrestling is a lot about leverages and technique.
Adam Miller
Dude, wtf? I'm from shithole town and even here we don't use olecranon skeletal traction anymore. Where the fuck are you operating your arm?
Also, can you please post the radiographys?
t. Orthobro
Luke Baker
Pretty sure my arm snapped from the elbow displacement
In a small town in Italy, it was painful af staying like that for 2 days while waiting for the operation. Don’t have the radiography on my phone sadly.
Shit man. Well, get better soon. As long as it's not an intrarticular fracture, you will be alright.
Evan Mitchell
Fucking Carlos
Jackson Cook
KEK CARLOS NO
Oliver Murphy
No joke, milk is a pretty weak source of calcium. Eat some spinach or broccoli.
Nathaniel Long
MERRY CHRISMAS FAGGOT
Michael Rodriguez
>hit 2pl8 deadlift, feel invincible
Anthony White
You're retarded. It takes like 10 cups of spinach or 6 cups of chopped broccoli to provide the same calcium as a single glass of milk. This is like advising people to eat carrots for protein rather than chicken.
Easton Perez
Oh Carlos!
Josiah Baker
Carlos!
Landon Perez
Never skip bone density day
Jace Hernandez
Sorry for you OP On the other hand I'm happy i've been refusing arm wrestling stupid challenge at every party I was during the last 5 years I knew this shit was too dangerous and not worth at all Hope you'll get well soon
Adam Turner
Merry Christmas, OP. You got me a good giggle, as well as having a funny as fuck story for when you're a Grandpa for your grandkids. You're definitely gonna make it bro.
Thats why you dont armwrestle on random tables. Use a real armwrestling table, always look at your hand and your shoulder should always be straight with your arm. If you dont follow those simple rules, you might snap your shit.
Modern medicine is fucking amazing. This isn’t related to OP’s injury, but yesterday I was looking at some guy’s Instagram who had a heart transplant and fucking continued bodybuilding while wearing his battery powered heart in his backpack. He’s fine now (name is fitnesswithaj btw). I wonder how far into the future we’ll be able to fully cure people of stuff, because right now we just patchwork-quilt them.
Dominic King
Is it possible to learn this power?
Evan Kelly
The thing is, if you want to compare you strength against another dude in a party or whatever, the only way to do so is with arm wrestling.
Evan James
Seconded, what else are you supposed to do bust into a pushup competition like you're still in middle school? As long as you align your arms and shoulders you won't break anything
>2pl8 deadlift I know shit like what Im about to type turned into a meme, but I literally did a 2pl8 diddly the first day I ever tried it as a 72kg skelly... So youre either underage or I dunno what
Nolan Miller
>won’t see the gym for at least 3 months
well by the looks of your muscle tone you have not see the inside of the gym for 3 hours.
Luke Barnes
Armwrestling doesnt measure strength and you know jackshit about proper technique. I AM a fucking 75kg twig and used to obliterate any normie up to 110kg. They were always bigger and always losing, because of their lack of knowledge
If you win in arm wrestling someone will want to smash your face to prove you're not actually hot shit.
Jonathan Walker
>what is bioavailability
Wyatt Diaz
They might be a hot-headed retard, I've never known anyone that much of a shit-spawn that they'd even consider that and I live in a shit hole. I think it might just be guys who've never been in a fight so they're eager for one, even more so if they're the one that challenged you
you can still lift with the other arm i forgot what is what called but there is this phenomenon where you lift with only one side and your body compensates your gains on the other. don't miss the gym, keep training your healthy side with dumbbells. post progress here and become a legend
Jason Roberts
Thank you user, we’re all going to make it! Thanks bro Sucks to hear user, did you completely recover? Sounds interesting, I’ll look into it!
Joshua Wood
>that tattoo lmao i bet those roasties are lefties as well
Robert Powell
>Sounds interesting, I’ll look into it! sceptic.jpg
Anthony Johnson
CAAAAAAARLOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!
Joseph Mitchell
>i forgot what is what called but there is this phenomenon where you lift with only one side and your body compensates your gains on the other
>implying they care about being left or know what it's about
Nathan Anderson
Well good for you mate, that jsut means that you're stronger than me, but I'm recovering from 5+ years of office work and obesity. For me hitting 2pl8s was a milestone and I got there in a month, I'm happy about it.
Levi Johnson
If anything he had too much milk
Jacob Rodriguez
>tfw you'll never snap someone's arm in half
Hudson Jenkins
Evil normie BTFO
Owen Jenkins
what you are and what your life is is still better than mine and I'm still jealous of you
Elijah Adams
Moron. Too much calcium makes bones weaker
Anthony Allen
Calcium in milk has shit absortion, plus, milk acidifies the body, leading to calcium leaving the Bones, excesive milk comsumption is actually linked to osteoporosis If you want calcium, eat fish
nah man its fucked, I will go into surgery next year, it just snapped like 4 times more in 5 months so the leave it heal by itself approach is not that great.
They will put me on roids after the surgery so that might be interesting
Jacob Price
Milk leeches calcium from bones. The countries with the highest milk consumption also have the highest rate of bone fractures
Henry Lewis
Carlito!!!
Owen Nguyen
>Using entire body as leverage >calls it arm wrestling Why?
Tyler Scott
The countries with the most milk consumption also do the least physical activity
Tyler Powell
>scandi countries are all inactive lardasses like Amerisharts
Colton Sanchez
Carrrloooossss!!
Ayden Watson
I play rugby since a lot of time and I never saw that kind of injury, how did it happened to you ?
John Powell
>arm wrestling It's the 80s again?
Christopher Parker
I'm sorry about I could lift lmao2pl8 day 1 i started lifting at 160 lbs in high school.
Noah Cook
DIOS MIO CARLOS
John Lewis
>be a cuck with small weak bones and brittle bones >post about it on Jow Forums. Damn this place really is reddit now.
Do what I do. Shoving match: 2 opponents only per match, start in the middle of a level room facing each other, take on a stance that enables one to push something, hands on each others shoulders(traps and clavicle too), push after both have a firm stance and push only into the original facing direction, winner is the one, that was able to push the other into touching the wall behind said other person(so no turning around or pushing to the side and no pushing down, also stop the match there). Letting the other fall by suddenly moving out of the away means one has submitted, anything else but pushing is not permitted(squeezing traps or other tricks included). If it was unclear to why somebody dropped; restart the match. People are not allowed to stand close by or interfere by any means other than if it turns into a brawl. Footwear is optional. Come we push like men.
