Are girls self-conscious about the size of their breasts? Do most guys care if they're small...

Are girls self-conscious about the size of their breasts? Do most guys care if they're small? I really don't have a preference myself. I don't care if they're small or large, I enjoy looking at both.

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Real girls only care about the size of their penis.

Absolutely, I would say as insecure as dudes are about height from what I have seen.

Some girls are self-conscious, but the vast majority of guys really doesn't care about boob size.

my personal preference is flat chested, but i'm not going to turn a girl down just because she has boobs. i'm not that picky.

I dont care about how i look. All I want is a good personality.

Why do you think fake tits are so popular?

I think being self conscious of them being droopy or asymmetrical is more common. I think most of us understand plenty of guys aren't fussed about size but outside of fetishists, boobs are expected to be even and perky.

I mean, aren't most boobs asymmetrical to some degree? I always remember that one of my gf's boobs is "bigger" than the other, but I can never tell which one.

They are mostly but many aren't really noticeably so.
But then many are. Boobs come in all manner of shapes and sizes but in the bigger picture many of them are unnacceptable to most standards

I guess. It honestly feels like unattractive girls have it a lot harder in life than unattractive guys.

We'll see where this discussion leads.

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I'm a pretty average size but unfortunatley i have abnormally large nipples. I think you can get surgery to fix that though i might look into it since it's always bothered me

why though? that just makes them easier and funner to suck on.

Bigger is better, but good symmetry and shape is more important than size.

In any case, ass and face are more important than tits anyways.

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I have really small boobs and the body of someone who never really hit puberty which makes me feel very insecure since I dont think many people would find me attractive, I would always just be second best.

Are you short too? Lolianon?

I am not a girl but I prefer slightly smaller tits

Face, probs for most people. Ass vs boobs is a hotly contested topic though, and there are plenty on the boob side, myself included.

Come on, there's a body type like that - petite - and it's extremely popular with guys.

so you're saying you look asian? i like small bewbs and narrow hips if that's what you're getting at.

Im average height, sorry

I thought most guys ideal would be more curvier girls, my butt is pretty small too

I guess so. My hips are not too narrow I suppose

>my butt is pretty small too
nice!
>My hips are not too narrow
not a dealbreaker. you sound really qt. are you white and brunette?

>Im average height, sorry
5'4"?

Well, different guys like different girls. I can't speak for what "most" guys like, but I know a good portion would love your body type. In fact, I'd say that there are more people who'd want someone like you than people who'd want someone curvier (though I have no statistics to back that up, so I may be wrong, just the feeling I'm getting). Like, honestly, look at how many people are currently replying to you, telling you that you're exactly their type. You can't say that that doesn't instil you with at least a bit of confidence.

STOP DERAILING YOU PATHETIC ORBITERS

I like to compliment women sometimes even if it's kind of inappropriate. You know you'd think it'd boost their confidence or something. Even if you don't compare them to other girls they still compare themselves to other girls so compliments just make them compare themselves to girls in other ways and they think you have some kind of pervert fetish or something.

>t. jealous fatty
threads are meant to be derailed

THEM THIGHS THO

>likes to compliment women sometimes

why? you will get nothing out of it.

girls are self-conscious about any physical imperfection they feel they may have, no matter how dumb and insignificant it is

Omegalul this.

Not sex, but he'll feel nicer for making a girl feel better about herself.

Sorry, I dont really want to give out my entire physical description

I have never been approached by a guy irl so maybe I will never find someone who will find me to be their exact type, but thank you user

flat chested femanons exist and they will never let me love them

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>maybe I will never find someone who will find me to be their exact type
but what you've said so far has been spot on. i can't find anyone irl either. maybe this is a mutually beneficial online meeting.

>I have never been approached by a guy irl
Are you ugly or something?

Reminder that this is most def a larp

u kno where this is going

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I'm not self-conscious about my breasts at all. In fact I actually quite like them and they are one of my favorite parts of my body. They aren't even big, I'm like B cup but they have lovely shape and are perky with small nipples.

Wow, I'd love to see them and compliment you on them.

i hate you because you wont let me suck on them like a baby

>maybe this is a mutually beneficial online meeting
What do you mean?

Im not sure. I dont go out much but maybe I am just not approachable or something

Don't think many would agree with you here tho. I genuinely do believe we have higher standards of body to reach, at least on a natural level. In reality most women don't expect a body builder or even a fit guy. But guys do tend to expect shit we have no say in like perfect boob shape. No visible labia etc. There's just less that can be wrong with guys physically.

I have a government job so I don't approach women at all. Too risky.

>I'm not self-conscious about my breasts at all. In fact I actually quite like them and they are one of my favorite parts of my body. They aren't even big, I'm like B cup but they have lovely shape and are perky with small nipples.

t.

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>ass and face more important than boobs

Tfw face and ass are ugly, boobs okay except hairy nipples

yea no, i like all types of tits. the only thing i actually care about is if she's fat or not, fat women disgust me

>They aren't even big, I'm like B cup
meh, too big but if you're cute i'll allow it.

>What do you mean?
i mean you can't find someone irl. i can't find someone irl. maybe meeting online ITT is a better option and we can move it to irl if things click. what country are you in?

>what country are you in?
Im in Europe so probably nowhere near you. I dont think I could date someone from this board, Im too insecure for that

I dont mind fat guys myself, to a point. Fat girls bother me for ruining what potential they had, they had the choice, likely not being saddled with shit boobs naturally. They can change. If that makes sense. But honestly you are of the few exceptions. majority of guys would (and have) berated my droopers.

>perfect boob shape
see for description of perfect boob shape
>no visible labia
innies are weird looking. roast beef is superior. stop falling for the memes and realize that the people who scream loudest aren't who you should listen to. you can't change your tits (easily) or your labia eithout surgery. likewise we can't change our height or our dick size.

Zero OC pictures.
This is the state of nu/r9k/, how low have we fallen.
Keep showering the whores with attention and propping up their self-esteem, thirsty simps.

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>no pics
did you forget the rule they made last year that killed the board, allowing this trash to happen? encouraging it, even?

please smack your droopy boopys on my face

Perfect boob shape is no boobs? t's not memes, a lot of normie guys have these views too. I've heard guys I work with talk about used up flaps and saggy tits.
As for height.. Sure it's comparable but i believe most women just want a guy that's taller than them most of the time.

who gives a shit what normies want?

>I dont think I could date someone from this board
a true fembot

I normally don't mind posting mine but as you can imagine the influx of nasty comments and being banned isn't worth the slight orbiting. Why would you encourage that or be surprised it's not being done.

>Perfect boob shape is no boobs
it is for me, which is part of the point i was trying to prove. different strokes for different folks. just do you, and some guy will like you. also don't be fat.

Normies and robots let's be real. Of course any number of flaws can be overlooked in a person if they have other qualities. Or if you're desperate.. Doesn't mean anyone wants them.

>implying
Chicks should get attention for showing tits. You give it out for free.

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Why not post a picture of tits that "look like" yours?

I know I get nothing out of it. I really hope I don't. I don't want them to do things they don't want to do. If there are things they want to do, I might not want to, doesn't mean it's not a bad thing. I'd rather have someone that's confident about what they want to do right or wrong, than someone that's incompetent. I learn just as much from stuff they could be experienced in from working with them. If they need something and can't do it I learn from helping them do it. There isn't a point to being a prick about it. Even if I just do something I could have done on my own if I pay attention to how they do things they might have a different way to do stuff I might not have considered. If I wanted a thing to look specific overall there is more than one way to skin a cat. I kind of get something out of it if they liked it though so I can't say it's entirely altruistic. It helps me test the waters and see how well it's received even if it's a good thing or not. At the very least maybe it does something good, if it works too good then I just have to resist the temptations of doing something bad myself.

I also said guys actually prefer no boobs to ugly boobs. That was basically my first point so I'm not understanding yours here

STOP GIVING FEMANONS ATTENTION IF THEY STATE THEY'RE A FEMANON YOU FUCKING BETA ORBITERS

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>nasty comments
Fake news
>banned
Only if you show face. I was born at night but it wasn't last night.

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Bc you ruined it now either way

do fembots like getting their nips sucked

Yes. :(
My boyfriend doesn't ever do it though.

Eh no I can tell you now that posting any sort of picture of yourself gets a ban, sometimes warning. I guess it depends how the particular mod is feeling. Now it's never a permanent, but it's really not worth the bother

The actual state of female posters
>obssessing over 2 hunks of saggy flesh stapled to their chest and the attention they would get from posting them

Are you trying to say they won't get a torrent of kill yourself roastie whore style comments.
Absolute delusion

im sorry but your boyfriend is gay

No, he's just selfish and isn't attracted to me. He'll do it if I ask but then there really isn't any point.

i suggest you leave him and be my gf and i can fall asleep with your boob in my mouth

Yeah, janitors are psychics and can tell if it's you in the picture or whether it's just a random picture of tits.

Yeah, that is what I am saying.

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>I'm not understanding yours here
my point from and is to just ignore what "they" want you to be and just be you. if you have a flat chest, someone who loves flat chests will like you. if you have G cups, someone who loves giant tits will like you. don't try to change your body type just to please some faceless nameless collective, as was mentioned here >But guys do tend to expect shit we have no say in like perfect boob shape
.

just be you, and the trash will take itself out.

>isn't attracted to me
then why the fuck are you with him, retard?

Women are insecure about everything.

go get laid u dumb milennials

if i could get laid do you really think i'd be posting here?

the absolute state of this thread right now thanks for the laughs

Well, he says I'm normal looking. Then says that it's good he's not with me for looks but a genuine connection instead.

I just don't want to be alone man. First person where social interaction is normal.

go to Jow Forums or reddit where you belong

>go to Jow Forums where you belong
dude, did you check the web address before you typed?

digits do not lie

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You haven't seen the lolcow tits threads. They are at each others throats. They make fun of chestlets and they call hucows fat and saggy. It's hilarious. Women are truly lost.

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why does women being catty with each other give me a boner

I'm not actually a millennial, but I probably could get laid very easily if I felt like it wouldn't make me feel worse about myself

>everyone on four-xanz is a literal white-knighting incel
please leave

They can the minute guys start reporting. Mate, I post my nudes on here on a regular basis just to enjoy the outrage, but sometimes you just can't be bothered. I'm not pulling these points out my ass here, it's literally what happens every timr

>a board solely for women
>they ridicule each other constantly and have a hierarchy
you can't make this shit up

Your missing the point yet again. Saggy uneven tits are literally nobodies type. Except extreme fetishists. Jesus Christ

what meta level of retardation is this? you've completely lost me.

Thanks for the tip sweetie

>posts nudes regularly
>on Jow Forums
So you are scotty, you are a moron. You get banned because jannies knows your body and you've shown your face before. Not to mention that virtually all the reports you are receiving are from other women, I guarantee it

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Titties are such a sensitive topic for females damn

how long is the ban when you post a pic?

ok fine. i understand your point. what i'm saying is that if your tits are small enough, i don't care how uneven they are.

>implies forty-mans is a site for incels
>implies thats why hes here
Jow Forums is 4 u

Everyone in lolcow is either a coping ana-chan with mosquito bite tits or a fat hucow with saggy milkers and a gut. According to lolcow.

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