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>vocaroo.com/i/s1FgI9p7v7Uo
Oh SNAP!

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What flavour drink?

it was like raspberry ascaii (?) flavored

>raspberry ascaii
Not familiar with that flavour.

You the user that works at a restaurant as cook or something?

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>vocaroo.com/i/s0mxvQjwJf7N
Jesus Christ you sound like a fag.

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:/

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What are you even saying?

Literally every single time I listen to your recordings, you have a thought, then I guess, something in your brain fucks up and you break off from that thought and slur about something. Every fucking time.

Do you not know how to formulate entire sentences or something? I'm seriously wondering if you have some form of mental impairment.

What are the long-term effects of the benzos on the brain?

No

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peace my halfwit fren

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That's what I thought as well, initially. I talked to people on benzos before and they have similar speech patterns. But they can at least form coherent sentences. They just have shorter memory so they tend to repeat themselves or forget what they were talking about.

This guy on the other hand literally sounds like he's drooling, like he's actually struggling to put the words in order. I'm thinking he definitely does do benzos, and has been abusing them for a while, but that's not why he's retarded. I think he's been in a car crash or something, or a terrible accident.

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I worked and then came home to wash the carpet because my dog vomited.
I got my new microphone today and it's way bigger than I thought. Unfortunately, the seller I bought a PC from hasn't even made a shipping label yet.

Anyone have plans for Halloween? It's getting close!

>I think he's been in a car crash or something, or a terrible accident.
Is it bad that I laughed?

Still no PC? When's the delivery date supposed to be?

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wghy
im gonna buy more candy and play spoopy games

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Maybe he has previous mental illnesses as well. I mean, he keeps coming here and making these threads.

It says I should get it by the 30th, but I was hoping the seller would be faster. They've had two days to ship it and a day between to pack it, so I don't understand why they're so slow.
I might be antsy because I'm excited for it and I'm used to shipping items I sell the day of or day after a sale.

That sounds like a good Halloween! Any idea what games you'd like to play?

>I might be antsy because I'm excited for it and I'm used to shipping items I sell the day of or day after a sale.
Guessing you got a 100% feedback and purple star on ebay. I just got a blue one.

Gonna test out the mic?

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or maybe you are mentally unstable

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He said EU? Sounds like no european to me.

>Anyone have plans for Halloween?

im gonna go to this party dressed like a hot dog and get wasted

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Ive lost my interest

No idea desu, sounded a little like EU

>No idea desu, sounded a little like EU
Maybe french canadian?

Most of North America sounds the same to me.

I do have a purple star and 100% feedback! You're good!
I'm surprised I've still never had an issue with a buyer except for one giving me a bunch of excuses until I had to cancel the order a month later. Ever had any bothersome sellers or buyers?

I'll have to wait to test the mic until the computer gets here. I'm too scared to do it downstairs.

You should go as a plain or sex hotdog, so naked with just the bun.

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what music is that in the background you high class posh british gentleman you

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what are you then a maori or a kangaroo

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>Ever had any bothersome sellers or buyers?
A few, mostly buyers. They would claim the item didn't reach them, I couldn't go against them since the items were cheap (one product I was selling were cheapo usb cables) and used unrecorded mail I'd usually have to either refund them or send them another one. It was to be expected I guess. I had big plans for my tiny business. Kinda went tits up though. You have that phrase over there right?

What do you mostly sell and do you have a shop on ebay or just a regular account?

>fosh n chops

kekkkkkk

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i lied, im just gonna play ow
i dont even like candy

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God dmn you sound like a transexual that has brain damage no one can even understand wtf you are saying you fucking loser

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i might be a lil high tho
at least make a vocaroo to avoid sounding like a bitch

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Damn man, you are a fag.

That's pretty crap, user. Is that what made you stop? It seems hard to sell things like that with how competitive it can be and Chinese usually selling so cheap you can hardly make a profit.

I just have a regular account because I don't sell boatloads of items to bother. I mostly sell video game related things and anime figures, but I dabble in antiques a little. I need to list a few things when I get my computer, actually.

I have heard of tits up. I don't think I've heard someone say it in person as we usually say belly up. I will say that tits has a better ring to it.

Not even chocolate? I enjoy buying chocolate the day after the holiday when it's cheap.
Do you enjoy any kinds of sweets or desserts?

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y i k e s
no they make me nauseous, even thinking about sweets
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you guys care too much, most of the time i feel like they are just frustrated and Jow Forums is their only outlet and that makes me feel less of them

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>Is that what made you stop?
Na, that was to be expected, didn't make much of a difference since I got the cables cheap and could lose quite a few of them before it would eat into the profits. I was selling those items to bump up my feedback and rating (I think I had power seller status or something at one point).

No, I didn't have enough faith in what I was selling as the main things, which was customised gaming equipment. I'd buy broken stuff off ebay, fix them and give them a new look and sell them off for a profit. I was way too cautious with spending money and procrastinated too much, and then other sellers doing the same thing, who probably had more faith in their ideas, went forward and established themselves.

I probably should have went all in.

>but I dabble in antiques a little.
Tell me about it.

>y i k e s
There's that fag talk.

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Any /sickbois/ here?

Im also drunk
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>I definitely skin hungry
Sounds ominous. What's preventing you from meeting other people?

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I'm familiar with the term, was making a joke.

>too ugly
Come on man, when /soc/ still allowed photos most "ugly" robots turned out to be okay.

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You know it's more than just looks right? Otherwise that psycho Brandon would be out getting laid and he'd get decent scores IIRC.

It sounds like you were much further into it than I thought. It's sad to hear you didn't keep it up. Could you not get back to it and just use it as a little hobby you do sometimes for a bit of extra money? It sounds like you miss it.

If there's one nice thing about where I live, it's that there are a lot of little places to buy neat items and Craigslist can have some lovely things people don't really get what they're selling.
I found these beautifully intricate, old end tables with marble tops for $20. I couldn't part with those because they're so pretty. I've found smaller things like conquistador stirrups, which weren't a huge profit, but I got them for $8 and sold them for $60 or a set of old mugs for $140. I currently have myself a guitar I need to look into more. It's beautiful and from the 70's as well, I believe. When I looked into it, it was selling for $500+. I've never sold an instrument before, so I'm kind of sitting on it.
I also have a Triumph TR6 that fell into my lap. I also don't know what to do with it, but it was appraised at 14k years ago and has few miles on it. I don't know how men fit in it, but it's a handsome vehicle.

What are your favorite foods? Not liking sweets is a good thing. I wish I hated chocolate.

>Could you not get back to it and just use it as a little hobby you do sometimes for a bit of extra money? It sounds like you miss it.

I've been thinking about it quite a bit, a few paths lay before me right now and I have to think carefully about what to do. I do miss it. It was fun learning how to vinyl wrap, spray paint properly and how to perform minor repairs on electronics etc, it was creative, exercised my brained a little bit.

I don't know if I could compete with the established sellers though.

>Pawnstar : user Edition
I kinda guessed you were pretty good with money and the value of things but wow, you really know your stuff.

Please don't bully my voice I am tired
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desu idk why anyone would've bullied your voice, you don't sound like a fag

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Lol you sounded Irish there

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I did it! It's a pain to record on here.

Whatever you choose, I hope it works out for you and ends up something you're happy with.

It does seem fun to work on electronics, figure out issues and get it working. It would be satisfying, for sure. I felt that whenever I opened a laptop and put it together again or how I had to turn my hard drive into an external one...Still terrified of anything I can plug into a wall because I have had the worst luck with vacuums. I hope I have the guts to build my own PC one day.

I am a master of thrift! I will say that I'm seriously cheap in some areas of my life, though. Like those rich guys you hear about that wear the same clothes all the time and never eat out, but I don't have that kind of money. Finding a profit in something is one of the most satisfying feelings. I think you know that feeling yourself with repairing and selling.

>Whatever you choose, I hope it works out for you and ends up something you're happy with.
Thank you.

Anyway, I'm gonna turn in for the night. As always it's been a pleasure talking to you, goodnight anime state girl.

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>I have friends
Fuck you.

That's a relief because it was meant to be an irish accent

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I assumed you were trying to impersonate mine but it went wrong oof my bad

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Please be in Canada

It's sad to think that readable paragraphs means "reddit spacing" to the newfags. Motherfuckers probably don't even remember when longer posts were common.

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Refrain from making a post like that again

Nah, I pretty sure you're the newfag around to find an aversion to "reddit spacing" to make lines more readable. I'm pretty sure you're the newfag to bring up "reddit spacing" in the first place because you probably think it's make you cool to hate on reddit as if most post-2013 Jow Forums anons aren't just coming in from reddit.

I hope you an hero.

well, back home from being in the hospital for two weeks.
tfw you cant talk because surgery left half your mouth numb, fk me, i cant wait to regain feeling and control of my mouth again...

t. "dutch" trap

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The fact you use the word newfag so much, is pretty concrete proof that you are in fact a newfag. The reddit spacing comment was a joke i made in the vocaroo anyways, i can guarantee you came from reddit anyways the way you are acting. Telling someone to kill themselves unironically because they make an off the cuff mention of reddit spacing and even explained it in actuality. Remove your negativity from this site and board please.

not that guy but hating on reddit is the natural state of a Jow Forums user and tolerating its presence is blasphemous

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You make computers sound so simple. I thought there was a lot to it like making sure parts are compatible and I have no idea what's best for specific things I want to do on it like practicing making models.

By the way, do you say pop or soda, neighbor?
I say all this, but I have to go to bed for now.

do you have a fake vagina now

ill tell you what you need for 3d modeling. lots and lots of RAM, 32gigs minimum, a fast processor, and a fast SSD

nope, i had 10 procedures done in my face, including a bit more of an involved version of pic related.

fake vag is some time next year i hope

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>but hating on reddit is the natural state of a Jow Forums user and tolerating its presence is blasphemous
reddit wasn't even popular when I got here. Hating on ebaums was still the thing at that point.

jesus christ what the fuck is that are you a fucking silent hill creature now

not quite, but i do feel i look a bit like an alien since i have no feeling in half my face and its still swollen as fuck and bruised.
cant wait for the doc to send me the before and after pics they took though

>including a bit more of an involved version of pic related.
And this will improve your life how?

oh forgot to answer the question, its a type 3 forehead reconstruction. basically they peel half your face off cut through to the frontal sinus and then grind the bone down and put it back in to make the forehead smoother around the brows, as you know men tend to have more of a pronounced brow bone, thats why i had it, and 9 other things, done

Ooh, butts....Guess I'll be needing more ram. I hate the thought of spending more money.
Thanks, user.

the hope is that it will make me see less of a man in the mirror once everything has healed up.
i just happened to have a frontal sinus that was 3x of normal size (like in the picture), thats why it was a bi more involved

and if you're serious about 3d modeling like you wanna do it professionally i suggest you get a workstation card like a firepro or a quadro but that shit is mad expensive idk if you can afford it its for the big boys

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Accepting that you're gay instead of being a woman trapped in man's body would have been better course of action.

I will most likely hold off on that for a while. Holy cannoli, things can get so expensive when it comes to computers. I'll have to keep it in mind if I ever get good.

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im not into men though, but yea, trust me id rather be normal than feel like i had to do this shit

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Whispering so my (((roommates))) don't wake up. Sites like pcpartpicker.com/, are really good for people who don't know a lot about computers. You can basically make a build and it will list all the compatible parts for you and show you incompatibilities etc.

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Time to really go to bed this time.

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No problem, hopefully if this thread is still up i will see you tomorrow in it. If not in another vocaroo thread maybe, you can destroy a PC you are building with static shock. They make bracelets you can wear that get rid of it all or you can simply ground yourself on your PC case or some other piece of metal. It is pretty uncommon though so i would not worry, just don't go rubbing your feet on carpet before you go build it but still be aware of it. You can break some stuff if you force it in like anything but it's still pretty simple to see what not to do.

Speaking of ASMR you could do it, very soothing voice. But yeah calling it soda is bad, only time i see the word soda is on bottom of the barrel budget piss pop at the discount grocery store.

type 1 is where they just shave the bone down as much as possible without making the bone too weak
type 2 is shaving it down and through the bone and then filling it in with bone cement, implants, or similar
type 3 is where they cut the bone covering the frontal sinus out of the skull, reshape it outside and then place it back inside
>are you an android or some shit
ngl it sounds sci fi as fuck, but they are rebuilding (reconstructing) the forehead in one of those 3 ways